by HOWEDY jane,
HOWEver, NOT for the same reason; I can't believe
you AIN'T LEARNED your lesson yet -- your newfHOWED
MENTAL CASE PALS don't know HOWE to HOWEsbreak
a dog DESPITE that it's a critter's TERRORTORIAL
IMPERATIVE since the age of THREE WEEKS <{}: ~ ( >
TRAIN their own dogs to use both indoor and / or
HOWEtdoor facilities <{}: ~ ( >
MANY of your newfHOWEND MENTAL CASE PAL'S
dogs have obsessive compulsive SHITTIN problems
and irritable BHOWEL syndrome <{}: ~ ( >
> It was born today.
to your own HOWES at six weeks of age <{}: ~ ( >
> don't have to worry about not being able to get
> out in bad weather.
Evidently you ain't been READIN HOWER ARCHIVES?
Here's janet's REAL LIFE IN PERSON "student",
nessa, an her DEAD DOG Bagel after FIF***
MONTHS IN HER PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE
CLASSES:
Subject: Re: Where we stand/sit/down/leave it Now
Date: 2003-09-17 14:14:51 PST
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 15:16:04 -0400,
Charlie Wilkes wrote (in message
> crates at night. But why does Bagel have to be leashed?
the door or house if i don't) and pee and bark all
night long. but i said that already you must not
be reading for comprehension.
--
Nessa
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SEE?
SURPRISED, jane??
> What size Pad holder should I get?
Most ETHICKAL breeders raise their puppys on paper
therefore they INSTINCTIVELY relieve themselves on it.
Here's janet's SUCCESS trainin nessa's DEAD DOG
Bagle not to shit an***all over her HOWES:
Subject: First Class was tonite
1 From: Nessa
Date: Tues, Jun 11 2002 8:32 pm
Tonite I started Janet's obedience class. It's like NIGHT
and DAY from the class Bagel 'flunked'. I was amazed at
the difference and I am very glad Janet gave me the chance
to attend her class.
I can't wait till PK on Saturday.
Nessa
From: Nessa
Date: Thurs, Jul 4 2002 8:22 am
On Thu, 4 Jul 2002 0:08:02 -0400, Jenn wrote
> and used the crate to house train them.
I make his Kong, he runs to the crate and since I am not
crating him anymore (just confining him) but I am crating
Hannah, I have to pull him out of the crate and he does not
want to get out.
BTW housebreaking with Janet is going quite well.
Nessa
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Subject: Night time barking.. Help needed
1 From: Nessa
Date: Wed, Sep 18 2002 5:50 am
Morning all,
Bagel and Hannah are doing well except for
night time barking in the house for play time.
Problem is it that when I am trying to sleep esp.
between 1 and 5. I CAN'T just let them bark it
out (because if I could it's no biggie and I can
sleep through it).
My problem is that my next door neighbors (I live in
a townhouse) don't appreciate it (and I can't blame them).
If they are very tired after a day at the park they tend
to sleep better but I can't get them to the park now
everyday because it gets dark earlier. I try to let them
run around a bit in the neighborhood with other dogs
but it's not enough.
oh that is when the owners and I are standing there.
we try to let them all play under supervision.
I can live with the banging (as Bagel slams Hannah
into the wall or Hannah throws one of her bones down
the uncarpeted steps and they waterfall down the steps
(there is no other way to describe dogs running down
wooden steps)
I know a tired dog is a good dog. I just don't know
what to do to hold off the barking. I know they are
playing and all I can think of is the line from the kids
book Go Dog Go (one of my favorites) is:
Now it is night
Sleep dogs sleep
(btw the drawing is of all these dogs sleeping in a big
bed on the pillows like humans with their party hats on)
I'm at the point where I am considering a soft muzzle to
prevent parking. Someone has offered the use of the
shock collar to teach no bark but I don't want to do that.
I'm too sleep deprived to do anything much.
HELP!!
Nessa
--
I don't have issues
I have subscriptions
www.nessa.info
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2 From: J1Boss
Date: Wed, Sep 18 2002 7:48 am
> Problem is it that when I am trying to sleep esp.
> between 1 and 5. I CAN'T just let them bark it
> out (because if I could it's no biggie and I can
> sleep through it).
> into the wall or Hannah throws one of her bones down
> the uncarpeted steps and they waterfall down the steps
> (there is no other way to describe dogs running down
> wooden steps)
Do NOT let them wander the house getting more charged up.
are up at 1-5 and even thinking they CAN be!
They need to be confined to your room, told firmly to
knock it off, and have that backed up with some sort
of correction if they don't.
If all else fails, tether then away from each other, but
honestly, if they aren't responsive to you telling them
to cut it out, we're back to the "bigger issues" problem.
Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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nessa CONtinues:
> become increasingly earlier until this morning he
> started at 4:00. Ignoring him has proven to be
> futile, as has calming him down and rewarding
> him with a treat and, as a last resort, spraying
> him with water from a plant sprayer.
> This morning I even put him in his crate and took
> him into the bathroom with me as I prepared for
> work (normally he stays in a x-pen in the kitchen)
> but he only calmed down for a few minutes before
> the whining began again.
around the house, and heck, even neat the bathroom
while you get ready for work..
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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Subject: Puppy license expires
1 From: Nessa
Date: Fri, Jul 26 2002 5:57 am
Yep, she is pretty much housebroken so I let her
out of the crate at night to sleep with me. But last
night, while I was asleep she ATE MY GLASSES.
It's my fault, I left them on the night table (where I
always leave them) so I could see when I got up.
I needed a new pair but I wanted to be able to get
them without having to miss work. Now, poof here
I am glassesless. thank goodness we have 1 hour
glass makers pretty close by.
Well she's crated now until this chewing phase is over.
Hannah will be 5 months old next week. Any advice
on how to deal with this other than the standard, no bite,
here chew this, crating, etc.
Nessa
--
I don't have issues
I have subscriptions
www.nessa.info
Subject: I went away for the weekend... big mistake
1 From: Nessa -
Date: Sun, Jul 21 2002 9:58 pm
I went away for the weekend and I think my
dog walker will never speak to me again.
Bagel escaped from the kitchen and ate about 10
pounds of puppy food and proceeded to deposit it
all over my house.
He esp. liked my living room sofa which was my
mothers as he pulled some cushions off of it and
literally stood on it and peed.
Yes I know my dog has issues and I know I need help.
I think my poor dog walker needs therapy now.
It was a rough dog weekend for her and not
just with my kids.
I didn't know until the last minute I was going away
and NEXT time, the furbabies will go to furbaby camp
for the weekend.
It was too much for them.
Well live and learn.
Meanwhile, I'm still glad I went on retreat.
My house will survive as things are not important.
Hannah still loves me and Bagel will talk
to me in a few days.....
Nessa
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Subject: Re: Where we stand/sit/down/leave it Now
Date: 2003-09-17 14:14:51 PST
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 15:16:04 -0400,
Charlie Wilkes wrote (in message
> crates at night. But why does Bagel have to be leashed?
the door or house if i don't) and pee and bark all
night long. but i said that already you must not
be reading for comprehension.
--
Nessa
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nessa's dogs TURNED ON HER and got her EVICTED, to boot~!
Subject: Re: Sad News.. I need someone to take my dogs
Date: 2003-08-26 09:55:03 PST
well I'm not BLAMING my job it's ONE of MANY
things that I'm considering.
As for returning them to their respective shelters,
I don't want to split them up and I'm not going to
give them to just anyone. Possibly because I am
doing everything I can to keep them and drag this
mess out as long as possible in hopes that it will
work out.
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THEN janet GOT MAD at nessa for NOT ***IN her dog!
"You're JUDGED BY the company you keep.
When you lie with PIGS,
you'll awaken
STINKIN like 'em,"
The Puppy Wizard's DADDY <{}: ~ ( >