Bark!Bark!Bark!

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Bark!Bark!Bark!

Post by Kathryn Whitwor » Fri, 24 Jan 1992 01:34:20



        Re: squirt guns, or spray bottles:

        I tried this on our noisy***erX when he was a puppy.
        Ben just smiled and***ed the water off his face . . . and kept
right on barking.
        Admittedly, this was during the summer, but it didn't discourage
him *at all*.  Oh yes, we still haven't taught him not to bark.  That's
why I call him my certified spook spaniel:  barking keeps the spooks
away.  You don't *see* any spooks around here, do you???  See, it works.

Kathryn D. Whitworth
Radian Corp.
Austin, Texas

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