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Post by Lori » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00



Arrrrrooooo and Meeeerrroooooowwwww

Hi Buttons and Nolie an Slippers and Kugel!! We will tawks to you even
if you isn't buppies or kittys!!!  Buttons...we had gerbuls wich is
kinda like hampsters and we sniffed dem but our momomom said we cudnt
eat dem so we didn't. But da gerbuls crosst da rainbow brij dey was
very old.

Jessie and Shadow da dogs
Washington and Nelson da cccccats

Quote:
>Hullo! We are Buttons, da hamster, Nolie, da anole, Slippers da bunny, &
>Kugel da brij bunny. We tried to start chats on our own noosgroops, but
>nobuddy wanted to chat wif us. Itz me, Buttons whoz writing dis fur us
>all rite now, so pleez excews da bad spelleeng and writing cuz I'm only
>about 5 months old.  Duz eny doggy or uther animal want to tawk to us?
>Buttons

 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Arrrrrooooo and Meeeerrroooooowwwww

> Hi Buttons and Nolie an Slippers and Kugel!! We will tawks to you even
> if you isn't buppies or kittys!!!  Buttons...we had gerbuls wich is
> kinda like hampsters and we sniffed dem but our momomom said we cudnt
> eat dem so we didn't. But da gerbuls crosst da rainbow brij dey was
> very old.

> Jessie and Shadow da dogs
> Washington and Nelson da cccccats

I'm sorry da jerbuls crossed da brij. Thanx fur respondeeng to our
letter
Buttons
 
 
 

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Post by HRobert1 » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00


ARRROOOO Buttons and family,

We never talked to udder aminals like you before--Does your bunny give bunny
 raisins?

Snif ya later,
Cypress, the Boxer

Mom here:  Cypress!  That's gross--don't give her any bunny raisins!  Thanks!

 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> ARRROOOO Buttons and family,

> We never talked to udder aminals like you before--Does your bunny give bunny
>  raisins?

> Snif ya later,
> Cypress, the Boxer

> Mom here:  Cypress!  That's gross--don't give her any bunny raisins!  Thanks!

Thanks fur respondeeng. Dont worry, Cypress's mom, I wont give him any.
Buttons
 
 
 

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Post by Gena Pete » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Rooo Buttons,

Ourmom used ta have a hamster, and a bunny. They're both at the bridge
now, but she said she likes liddle *** animals like you guys, so we
gotta 'least say hi!

We're liddle doggies, so we like liddle *** animals too. We bark at
the bunnies in our out, but there's a fence so we can't run after
them. Besides, ourmom says not to chase bunnies. Our unlceRalph
(another shi-tzu) chased a bunny and it bit him!! You don't bite do
you??

Sokies and GenGen
GenGen- Trustee Liddle Doggies of 'Merika member CSDD's, White B*th Rollers, and Big Heads International
Sokies- Trustee Liddle Doggies of 'Merika member of White B*th Rollers, Thunder & Frightenin, and Big Heads International Clubs
Come see our ***den at: http://www.moonsgarden.com/

 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Arooo Buttons,

> So you like to play wif doggies?  I luv to play with liddle squeaky things wif
>  fur, but unfurtunately, my way of playing is kinda rough.  In fact, I wuz
>  falsely 'cused of killin' a skiwl recently.  I couldn't help it that he just
>  happened to die in my mouf--it could happen to anydoggie!  So fur your own
>  safety, you'd pawbably be better off staying away from my *** big teef.  I
>  wouldn't wanta be 'cused of rodentcide again.

> Mackie, the mighty hunter--I mean the playful pup!

Squeak! I'll stay away frum yer teef. Thanx fur da warneeng. Thanx fur
writing back.
Buttons
 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Rooo Buttons,

> Ourmom used ta have a hamster, and a bunny. They're both at the bridge
> now, but she said she likes liddle *** animals like you guys, so we
> gotta 'least say hi!

> We're liddle doggies, so we like liddle *** animals too. We bark at
> the bunnies in our out, but there's a fence so we can't run after
> them. Besides, ourmom says not to chase bunnies. Our unlceRalph
> (another shi-tzu) chased a bunny and it bit him!! You don't bite do
> you??

> Sokies and GenGen

Squeak! None ov us bite. Dont worry.
Buttons
 
 
 

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Post by the Cooblyd » Mon, 03 Nov 1997 04:00:00



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>ArSqueak! We are Not food. You cant eat us.

Well, Ah'm afrayd y'all really does qualify as Food in our den. If
we-uns has a Partyparty, please don't come! Woofin' with y'all is
great, but if Ah met y'all in person, Ah'm afrayd mah instinks would
overcome me.
        And that is unfawchunitly true fo' every member of this den,
except po' ol' Eli, who is terrified of mice.
        Ah'm not about to let him cut into MAH pooter time,  I will
pass on to Molly that Eli defnitely is still yore wink*wink.  That's
him hawnkin in the background. Ah muss confess, if they-ah is one
thing Ah is envious of, it it Eli's voice. The Good DoG done gave me
this heah hoarse chop, but Eli, he has the true big bawl mouth, and
he's always singin' serenades to Molly!
        Oh, an' Luke the LunaTick wants to know whey-ah she is? That's
his purtiest tiny Luna. He misses her.

Strider
Alowan's Neosho Strider, Treeing Walker Coonhound and ol' fashioned
Suthun Gennlman, Alpha Dog of the Cooblyden

 
 
 

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Post by Henrey N » Tue, 04 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

>Hullo! We are Buttons, da hamster, Nolie, da anole, Slippers da bunny, &
>Kugel da brij bunny.

What is a bunny, hamster, anole?  Are you like little doggies?  I love
little doggies.  I wouldn't hurt you 'cept maybe if I stepped on you,
but it's been a long time since I stepped on a little doggie or a
kittie.

Do you like kisses?  My kitten, Jared, he likes kisses.  Would you purr
if I gave you kisses?
--
Henrey, not a piggie, liddle doggie bodyguard
http://www.aimnet.com/~oaktree/henrey.shtml

Dog Code: English mastiff, Fm, B, c, 2+, Y+, L++++, W+, Ef, w++, T+++, A+,
e+++, d+++, B, F++, IQ+, C++!, t++, H?, a, s-, BH+++!*, WOOF++

ftp://ftp.aimnet.com/pub/users/oaktree/dogs/dog.code

--
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http://www.aimnet.com/~oaktree/  | Walt Whitman (1819-1892), "Song of Myself"
**I may have antispammed my posts, so effortless replys are not possible.**

 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Tue, 04 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> What is a bunny, hamster, anole?  Are you like little doggies?  I love
> little doggies.  I wouldn't hurt you 'cept maybe if I stepped on you,
> but it's been a long time since I stepped on a little doggie or a
> kittie.
> Do you like kisses?  My kitten, Jared, he likes kisses.  Would you purr
> if I gave you kisses?
> --
> Henrey, not a piggie, liddle doggie bodyguard

We are not doggies. Do you know what a mouse iz? A hamster is like a
tailess fluffy mose. A bunny iz like a cat, but usually smaller with a
small circle tail. Bunnies hop instead of walk and they are
veggie-tarians. An anole is a tiny green hairless fing. Itz a reptyle. I
furgot to mention Iggy, da iguana. Da iguana iz a Long hairless green
fing.
Buttons and da gang
 
 
 

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Post by Demi » Wed, 05 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Roooo Buttons and da gang!!!!!!
   How kewl, you guys are all different and live together.  De hoomins cud
 learn from you guys.
   Wud you guys like to come to our BarbyQs and partypartys??  Does Iggy shed
 his tail??  What happens to it if he does?? I'm thinking potential T*R*E*A*T*
 here.

Woofs and Wags,  
Zima
The rottenist of Rott n Wilders
Prezidoggie-BSB Club
Prezidoggie-International Bigot ***Biters Club
Member:  BHE, WLW, CSDD, Swimmers and Splashers,
            Society for the Prevention of Sucker Machines.  

 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Wed, 05 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Henrey;

> I think what Buttons and the gang are trying to 'splain is that they
> are food.
> Buttons, where can I send MyDad to buy me some talking food?  Do they
> have a drive-thru?

>                                                  __,-,
>  Gunner                                  BBB     \ _| )\ _________ __

ArSqueak! We are Not food. You cant eat us.
Buttons and da gang
 
 
 

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Post by Harriet Alle » Wed, 05 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Roooo Buttons and da gang!!!!!!
>    How kewl, you guys are all different and live together.  De hoomins cud
>  learn from you guys.
>    Wud you guys like to come to our BarbyQs and partypartys??  Does Iggy shed
>  his tail??  What happens to it if he does?? I'm thinking potential T*R*E*A*T*
>  here.

> Woofs and Wags,
> Zima

Arsqueak! Iggy duznt shed da whole tail, just da cripy skin stuff. We'd
like to come to da partyparties, but were scairt da uther doggies will
fink we are da T*R*E*A*Ts.
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Post by Harriet Alle » Sat, 08 Nov 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Well, Ah'm afrayd y'all really does qualify as Food in our den. If
> we-uns has a Partyparty, please don't come! Woofin' with y'all is
> great, but if Ah met y'all in person, Ah'm afrayd mah instinks would
> overcome me.

    Ah'm not about to let him cut into MAH pooter time,  I will

Quote:
> pass on to Molly that Eli defnitely is still yore wink*wink.
>         Oh, an' Luke the LunaTick wants to know whey-ah she is? That's
> his purtiest tiny Luna. He misses her.

> Strider

Squeek! Who're Eli and Luke?
Buttons
 
 
 

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Post by Henrey N » Sat, 08 Nov 1997 04:00:00



Quote:
>We are not doggies. Do you know what a mouse iz? A hamster is like a
>tailess fluffy mose. A bunny iz like a cat, but usually smaller with a
>small circle tail. Bunnies hop instead of walk and they are
>veggie-tarians. An anole is a tiny green hairless fing. Itz a reptyle. I
>furgot to mention Iggy, da iguana. Da iguana iz a Long hairless green
>fing.

I don't know what any of those things are.  I think you must all be like
kitties or little doggies.  They are mostly the same.  You know, small.
Little doggies don't bop me, tho.  Annette bops me.  It doesn't impress
me, but it makes Mama laff.

What sort of food do you eat?  Is it good?
--
Henrey, not a piggie, liddle doggie bodyguard
http://www.aimnet.com/~oaktree/henrey.shtml

Dog Code: English mastiff, Fm, B, c, 2+, Y+, L++++, W+, Ef, w++, T+++, A+,
e+++, d+++, B, F++, IQ+, C++!, t++, H?, a, s-, BH+++!*, WOOF++

ftp://ftp.aimnet.com/pub/users/oaktree/dogs/dog.code

--
Jennifer in California           | Do I contradict myself?

http://www.aimnet.com/~oaktree/  | Walt Whitman (1819-1892), "Song of Myself"
**I may have antispammed my posts, so effortless replys are not possible.**