WOOF: Who Is the Keeper of Clubs??

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WOOF: Who Is the Keeper of Clubs??

Post by Lily Tone » Thu, 01 Apr 1999 04:00:00



WooWoos, Effrypuppy -
                      Dis heres Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute. I
nose there are lotsa clubs fur alla dogs to join, an I was wundering if
ennypuppy can join dem just by saying dey wants to join, or if deres
ritchewls you haf to do to join. When I was onna Woofers-L, I joined the
Ornery Krew of Dalmania. I saw the list of clubs on Daylight's page, and
deres lots ones dat Ice and I would like to join. Fur instance, as
Malymutes, we LUV WhiteB*ath, so we would like to join the WhiteB*th
Rollers Club. We also insist on tasting alla food AlphaMom and SuckerDad
eats, to make sure it is goof fur dem, so we could join the Tasting
Mouff Dogs. Ice hasta SMELL effryfing, and he is SOSOSO loud when he
does it! So he needs to be inna SnoofleNose Club. He can also join the
Gashouse Gang - he's a REEL stinkybutt! Ice is a DoptedDoggie. And
again, as Malymutes, we are both FluffyE, and FluffyButts. If ennypuppy
can let me know if we can join dese clubs, I would be *** grateful.

Fangu *** munch!

Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute

 
 
 

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Post by Sherr » Thu, 01 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Basically we are a *** liberal group here and as long as in your heart you
believe you belong in a club you can join just by saying so.

Daylight


Quote:
> WooWoos, Effrypuppy -
>                       Dis heres Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute. I
> nose there are lotsa clubs fur alla dogs to join, an I was wundering if
> ennypuppy can join dem just by saying dey wants to join, or if deres
> ritchewls you haf to do to join. When I was onna Woofers-L, I joined the
> Ornery Krew of Dalmania. I saw the list of clubs on Daylight's page, and
> deres lots ones dat Ice and I would like to join. Fur instance, as
> Malymutes, we LUV WhiteB*ath, so we would like to join the WhiteB*th
> Rollers Club. We also insist on tasting alla food AlphaMom and SuckerDad
> eats, to make sure it is goof fur dem, so we could join the Tasting
> Mouff Dogs. Ice hasta SMELL effryfing, and he is SOSOSO loud when he
> does it! So he needs to be inna SnoofleNose Club. He can also join the
> Gashouse Gang - he's a REEL stinkybutt! Ice is a DoptedDoggie. And
> again, as Malymutes, we are both FluffyE, and FluffyButts. If ennypuppy
> can let me know if we can join dese clubs, I would be *** grateful.

> Fangu *** munch!

> Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute

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      the cutest dog in the world (Mom says so)
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Post by Tony J. Podras » Thu, 01 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>Dis heres Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute. I
>nose there are lotsa clubs fur alla dogs to join, an I was wundering if
>ennypuppy can join dem just by saying dey wants to join, or if deres
>ritchewls you haf to do to join.
>Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute

Roo roo roo kira;

Yep - it is easy to get inna klub. You just have to say you are
eligible and you're in. Make sure you let the doggy that keeps the
list of the klub nose so he/she can enter you inna list.

Just about ev*** doggy can get into the 'dopted doggy klub
'cuz just about ev*** doggy lives somewhere else than where
they were born.

Also, it is a "down-stay" to say you should be inna klub when you
really don't deserve - like there are some doggies that wanna be
in SQUEAK (SQUirrel Eaters And Katchers klub) butts have neber
caught a skwrl.

Sniff Yah Later,
-The Pakled

--
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     San Diego , Ca         when it comes to love is that:

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Post by Pat Crea » Thu, 01 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

>>Dis heres Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute. I
>>nose there are lotsa clubs fur alla dogs to join, an I was wundering if
>>ennypuppy can join dem just by saying dey wants to join, or if deres
>>ritchewls you haf to do to join.
>>Kira da Wurst, da Laskan Malymute

>Roo roo roo kira;

>Yep - it is easy to get inna klub. You just have to say you are
>eligible and you're in. Make sure you let the doggy that keeps the
>list of the klub nose so he/she can enter you inna list.

>Just about ev*** doggy can get into the 'dopted doggy klub
>'cuz just about ev*** doggy lives somewhere else than where
>they were born.

>Also, it is a "down-stay" to say you should be inna klub when you
>really don't deserve - like there are some doggies that wanna be
>in SQUEAK (SQUirrel Eaters And Katchers klub) butts have neber
>caught a skwrl.

>Sniff Yah Later,
>-The Pakled

Well, well, well, I don't really want to be in SQUEAK, 'cuz I catch other
critters but just chase the squirrels (see me at
http://www.moonsgarden.com/).  I've caught 6 birds, 2
hoptoads, a bunny rabbit (not the easter bunny, but I've warned him not to come
in mymymy yard) and last night, I caught a 'possum, but man made me leave it
alone and it got itself undead and walked away.

So there, I don't need to be inna squirrel catcher's club..  really...  huh.

Dillon (magnificent dalmatian hunter extraordinaire --- but still squirrelless)

 
 
 

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Post by Sommerd » Wed, 07 Apr 1999 04:00:00


rooooooorooooooo
Kira da wurst!
Dis is da krewe of dalmania -- an we are *** yappyhappy to sees dat you is
still woofin.  We misses you on woofers-l; butts we unnerstan iffen you hadda
go cuz yore meanolemom woodint let you on da puter.

da krewe of dalmania
Belle
Ringo
Tanner

 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Wed, 07 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>> Also, it is a "down-stay" to say you should be inna klub when you
>> really don't deserve - like there are some doggies that wanna be
>> in SQUEAK (SQUirrel Eaters And Katchers klub) butts have neber
>> caught a skwrl.
>> -The Pakled

............................

    NO!!! WHO would try to do such a fing???? Such dastardly behaviour!!
Bow! I bet it's nodoggie *I* nose!!

Pig (the LOUD)

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Post by Tony J. Podras » Wed, 07 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>>> Also, it is a "down-stay" to say you should be inna klub when you
>>> really don't deserve - like there are some doggies that wanna be
>>> in SQUEAK (SQUirrel Eaters And Katchers klub) butts have neber
>>> caught a skwrl.

>NO!!! WHO would try to do such a fing???? Such dastardly behaviour!!
>Pig (the LOUD)

No, Pig - it's not you.

I was finkin' more of a little white doggy that is a ***in' frisbee...

Sniff Yah Later,
-The Pakled

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Post by Chef Hel » Wed, 14 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>like there are some doggies that wanna be
>>>> in SQUEAK (SQUirrel Eaters And Katchers klub) butts have neber
>>>> caught a skwrl.

>>NO!!! WHO would try to do such a fing???? Such dastardly behaviour!!
>>Pig (the LOUD)

>No, Pig - it's not you.

>I was finkin' more of a little white doggy that is a ***in' frisbee...

>Sniff Yah Later,
>-The Pakled

>--
>    Tony J. Podrasky        

Uh, Pakled?  I think yer talkin' bout our friend Ditto who's a ***in'
FRIZZY!!!!!!!

Sydney (Weimaraner extraordinaire!)