Moon's Graden

Come to think of it, I'm not so fond of TEDs right now.  Mom took us to the
Very Big Hospital, the place where I had my ***shaved a few years ago.  And
*what* did she let them do to us?  They sucked Edric and me DRY!!!  First they
put us up on the table, then they stuck needles in our neck until they sucked
out half our *** and put it in a bag, then the TEDs-in-training took us into
another room and sucked out half of what was left and put it in little tubes
to send to a Lab.  I hope they weren't sending it to one of the Labs on the
internet, because if they did, I'll find out who the traitor is that is
encouraging TEDs-in-training to suck DOZENS of tubes of *** out of me, and
I'll report 'em so Max can be the Knight in Golden Armor and save us all from
that MEAN Lab.

Kati - the hairy Akita, who now has a *** neck and a HUGE bruise from her
hemo-tomato (it really looks pitiful!)

I finally got my mom to let me on the net.  I've reading about all
the exploits of the Underdoggy RR.

My name is Blondie and I'm a 9.5 year old yellow lab mix.  Mom's
been trying to figure out what the mix part is, but I'm still
keeping her guessing. :)

Anyway, I just wanted to say hi!

Also, I'm starting to get a little confused with all the new dogs
joining the net.  I thought maybe I could keep a list of all
the Underdoggy RR members.  I've started one already of the ones I
can remember.  If you aren't on it, let me know and I'll add ya!
If I made a mistake, please tell me so I can correct it, OK?
(I figure maybe if I'm confused, some of the others are too!)

Here goes (in no particular order) :

Name                    Breed(s)                Human
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Amber Lee (1-3MBG)      Golden Retriever        Dixie Lee Blake
Max (1-3MBG)            Golden Retriever        Andrea Dec
Riley (1-3MBG)          Golden Retriever        ?????
Winter                  German Shepherd Dog     Holly
Chloe                   ???????                 Holly
Perry                   Golden Retriever        Emily Bassman
Tucker                  Sheltie                 Amy Hendrix
   (aka the-kitty-doesn't want to play)
Blue                    Chow Chow               ????
Shannon                 Sheltie                 ????    
Bibbs                   Poodle/Schnauzer        ????
Lady                    Sheltie                 ????
Edric                   ????                    Lynda Oleksuk
Kati                    Akita                   Lynda Oleksuk
Gypsy                   Akita                   Lynda Oleksuk
Jenny  (hero)           Australian Shepherd     Ute Willmore
Rafiki (hero)           Rottie/Malamute         Chris Kasmakos
Worf                    OES                     ????
Siena                   ??Retriver??            ????
Zeus                    Great Dane              ????
Sam-I-Am                ACD mix                 Mary Healy
Sara                    Mastif                  ????
Annie (CDB tm)          Pointer                 Nancy van Zwol
Kari                    ????                    Kathy Leggitt
Katie (with-an-E)      ***er                  PureMookie
Bob                     ????                    Heather Deal
Sundance                Lab                     Kelly Hinkle
Diamond                 Sheltie                 Kelly Hinkle
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T*R*E*A*T*S to everyone!

Blondie  (retired CDB tm)
--
Amy Shinpaugh

University of Houston

HMMMPH!! I have never been so insulted in my life!!! I, Tucker, aka
Tucker-the-kitty-doesn't-want-to-play, aaka the WonderPuppy, aaaka
the Squirmbot AM NOT A SHELTIE!

I am a German Shepherd Dog *** Puppy.

(Could be worse, I guess. You coulda got me mixed up with one of those
Treevers.)
--
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

: If I made a mistake, please tell me so I can correct it, OK?
: (I figure maybe if I'm confused, some of the others are too!)

: Jenny  (hero)         Australian Shepherd     Ute Willmore

No mistake here! That's me! Jenny, the HERO! I like that. Do I get a medal?
How about a cookie?

Jenny (All the bad Humans better watch out, because I am protecting Mom,
       (and my cookies)).
: Rafiki (hero)         Rottie/Malamute         Chris Kasmakos
: Worf                    OES                   ????
: Siena                 ??Retriver??            ????
: Zeus                  Great Dane              ????
: Sam-I-Am              ACD mix                 Mary Healy
: Sara                  Mastif                  ????
: Annie (CDB tm)                Pointer                 Nancy van Zwol
: Kari                  ????                    Kathy Leggitt
: Katie (with-an-E)    ***er                  PureMookie
: Bob                   ????                    Heather Deal
: Sundance              Lab                     Kelly Hinkle
: Diamond                       Sheltie                 Kelly Hinkle
: -----------------------------------------------------------------

: T*R*E*A*T*S to everyone!

: Blondie  (retired CDB tm)
: --
: Amy Shinpaugh

: University of Houston

: >Name                      Breed(s)                Human
: >-----------------------------------------------------------------------
: >Tucker                  Sheltie                   Amy Hendrix
:                          ^^^^^^^

: HMMMPH!! I have never been so insulted in my life!!! I, Tucker, aka
: Tucker-the-kitty-doesn't-want-to-play, aaka the WonderPuppy, aaaka
: the Squirmbot AM NOT A SHELTIE!

: I am a German Shepherd Dog *** Puppy.

: (Could be worse, I guess. You coulda got me mixed up with one of those
: Treevers.)
: --
: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

: On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Yeah..   Me two and three.  I (Joker) am a lion deprived mini-schnauzer
and my "little sister" Mica is a standard schnauzer.  We won't even talk
about Princess the GSD/Cocker who is too busy watching the house to post.
--

Blondie
--
Amy Shinpaugh

University of Houston

HMMMPPHH yourself.

Diamond

--
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*Kelly Anne Hinkle                        "Oppress not the cubs of a stranger,*

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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

-Winter

Heather and Best-Of-Breeds BOB

: >: (Could be worse, I guess. You coulda got me mixed up with one of those
: >: Treevers.)

: Hey, Tucker....this is Diamond.  You'd just better watch your little mouth
: about what you say about Shelties.  Just because you're jealous that you can't
: be part of the bestest breed in the whole world, doesn't mean you have to be
: more than a biological ***!

: HMMMPPHH yourself.

Yeah!!!!...what she said!

Amber Lee (one of those treevers)

: Name                  Breed(s)                Human
: -----------------------------------------------------------------------

: Rafiki (hero)         Rottie/Malamute         Chris Kasmakos

                                                   ^
Actually, Mom's name is Lynn Kosmakos.  She uses the boypup's pooter account.
Anyway, Blondie thanks for the dogmap.  It is a most valuable socializing
service.  If I were to add anything it would be location.  I can never
remember who that dog is that's digging the trunk line from Norway.  Of
course, there's a whole lot I can never remember.

- Rafiki
--

|> Well, since Chloe and I are UDRR Stop 0 (the center of the UDRR universe!), I
|> think *we* should be at the top of the list.  :-)

Well, Winter, since the *Goldens* are the ones who *started* the UDRR,
I think the order is correct!  We just decided to have the parties
at your house, since you're smack dab in the middle of the country.

/Max (boy, you guys can sure inflate your importance in the pack order!)

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Andrea Dec                          (Clever stuff under consideration)

Hewlett-Packard Company             I try not to have too many opinions,
Solutions Mfg. & Distribution       but those I do have are not supported
  Operation (East  )                by HP.
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Well, to be fair, maybe we should go in order of size (weight) with the
biggest (and the bestest) at the top.  I'm 120 lbs so I should be near the
top (if not at the top).  Sounds good to me :)

Zeus the great dane & great driver (on his moms 'puter --Rhonda)

I think we need to have *some* semblence of direction for the new dogs on the
block.

-Winter (and Chloe)