Quote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> King Of All Dorks == KOAD.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> King Of All Dough-heads = KOAD.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> King Obsequious And Deferential = KOAD.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Knows Obsequiousnous And Dogma = KOAD.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Choose one of the above.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >There once was a self proclaimed queen
>> >> >> >> >> >> >Who was actually the princess of mean
>> >> >> >> >> >> >She was fat, she was loud
>> >> >> >> >> >> >She drew quite a crowd
>> >> >> >> >> >> >When she finally split from the scene
>> >> >> >> >> >> There once was a Queen named Bea
>> >> >> >> >> >> who was a vision of bea-uuuu-teeeee
>> >> >> >> >> >> she laughed at the mutt
>> >> >> >> >> >> with the fuzzy-***
>> >> >> >> >> >> and stole his beloved cookieeeee
>> >> >> >> >> >There once was a silly bully
>> >> >> >> >> >Who tried to swim in the sea
>> >> >> >> >> >She went in with a splash
>> >> >> >> >> >And sank in a flash
>> >> >> >> >> >And that was the end of Queen Bee (sic)
>> >> >> >> >> There once was a mutt named Slimo
>> >> >> >> >> Whose brain was composed of dough
>> >> >> >> >> he weren't too smart
>> >> >> >> >> for a fuzzy-***tart
>> >> >> >> >> and in fact he was quite slow
>> >> >> >> >I once met a bully named bee
>> >> >> >> >she tried to make fun of me
>> >> >> >> >I snuck up on that lump
>> >> >> >> >and started to hump
>> >> >> >> >and showed her the wonders of ME ME ME ME
>> >> >> >> There once was a doggy quite green
>> >> >> >> who tried to hump da Queen
>> >> >> >> she bit him on the snout
>> >> >> >> the battle was a rout
>> >> >> >> and now he is just a has-been
>> >> >> >There once was a bee in my bonnet
>> >> >> >I wanted her gone so I sat on it.
>> >> >> >It buzzed once and died
>> >> >> >I swear I almost cried
>> >> >> >And that was the end of that darned ol' bully
>> >> >> Queen Bea is akin to King Tut
>> >> >> While Slimo is a silly old mutt
>> >> >> she'll bite his bum
>> >> >> 'til it goes all numb
>> >> >> and he'll have one sore fuzzy-***
>> >> >My ***is so *** and cute
>> >> >You must know that I am such a beaut
>> >> >Well I AM as we know
>> >> >At least the VDS judges think so
>> >> >which is more than I can say for that that coot(ie)
>> >> Bea-UUU-ty describes little Bea
>> >> go to bulldog DOT org and see me
>> >> I will try to be curt
>> >> a bulldog can hurt
>> >> so take my advice and flee
>> >The bulldog has told me I must
>> >Leave now and not make a fuss
>> >As if so I said,
>> >as I peed on her head
>> >And humped her: you, know? she's a wuss!
>> You really should learn to rhyme
>> I've told you time after time
>> but you're run of the mill
>> and you're makin' me ill
>> 'cause you're syntax should be a crime
>You told me this before
>And threatened to knock me to the floor
>I'm waiting you know
>Since the last time I saw snow
>So I think you do nothing but roar.
I'm telling you now, beware
you better watch out, TAKE CARE
I'll hurt you bad
yer mommy will be sad
I'm warning you 'cause that's just fair
Quote:
>> >> Yer nothin' but one little hick
>> >> and yer head is really quite thick
>> >> now go chase a stick
>> >> yer making me sick
>> >> and you better not mess with this chick.
>> >I'm Slimo. I don't live in the sticks
>> >Some bully has said I'm a hick!
>> >I laughed at this malarkey
>> >after all, I live in New Yorkie
>> >It's in my mouth that I put all the sticks.
>> I'm Queen of rpd DOT misc
>> now LISTEN I'm tellin' you this
>> I'm gonna hurt you
>> Mon petite chou
>> 'cause a bulldog you don't never 'dis
>You think you are really Da Queen
>But honestly, you cause such a scene!
>A real queen would say
>Sli's the best far and away
>Rather than yelping and being so mean.
Slimo is the WORST, far and away
deferential is HIS game to play
a good little boy
he falls for my ploy
obsequiousness is a big price to pay
Quote:
>> Queen Bea, Queen of all that is good and wholesome
>Right, like certain chemicals or other poisons.
>Sligo, the dog that makes America great!,KOAD
Oh, are you gonna blow up too ?
--
Queen Bea
by