Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

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Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by St. Jackanape » Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:37:03



Father Haskell held us spellbound with...

Quote:

> > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > >> >> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ca457125a83
> > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > Ah, good.

> > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > religious zealot...

> > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > might have done.

> > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > and haul ass!

> That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> He still falls for it.

I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

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Post by Ferd Farke » Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:43:28




Quote:
> Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > >> >> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ca457125a83
> > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > might have done.

> > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > and haul ass!

> > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > He still falls for it.

> I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?
 
 
 

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Post by St. Jackanape » Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:56:33


Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...

Quote:


> > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > >> >> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ca457125a83
> > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > might have done.

> > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > and haul ass!

> > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > He still falls for it.

> > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

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Post by Ferd Farke » Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:39:43




Quote:
> Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > >> >> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ca457125a83
> > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > He still falls for it.

> > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.
 
 
 

Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by St. Jackanape » Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:35:57


Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...

Quote:


> > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > >> >> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ca457125a83
> > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

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Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by Ferd Farke » Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:00:55




Quote:
> Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!
 
 
 

Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by St. Jackanape » Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:25:19


Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...

Quote:


> > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> > He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

> Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
> two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!

Bastard!

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Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by Ferd Farke » Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:19:14




Quote:
> Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > > > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > > > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> > > He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

> > Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
> > two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!

> Bastard!

It's not like he has anything to lose after the "goat" incident.
 
 
 

Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by St. Jackanape » Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:03:31


Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...

Quote:


> > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > > > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > > > > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > > > > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> > > > He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

> > > Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
> > > two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!

> > Bastard!

> It's not like he has anything to lose after the "goat" incident.

This is true.

--
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http://www.moonsgarden.com/
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-----------------------------------------------------------
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Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by Ferd Farke » Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:28:44




Quote:
> Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > > > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > > > > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > > > > > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > > > > > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> > > > > He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

> > > > Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
> > > > two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!

> > > Bastard!

> > It's not like he has anything to lose after the "goat" incident.

> This is true.

Took poor "Nellie" a month before she could walk again:

http://www.moonsgarden.com/

 
 
 

Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by St. Jackanape » Sat, 29 Sep 2007 16:10:15


Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...

Quote:


> > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > > > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > > > > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > > > > > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > > > > > > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > > > > > > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> > > > > > He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

> > > > > Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
> > > > > two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!

> > > > Bastard!

> > > It's not like he has anything to lose after the "goat" incident.

> > This is true.

> Took poor "Nellie" a month before she could walk again:

> http://www.moonsgarden.com/

GOOD GOD! The man should be horsewhipped!!

--
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http://www.moonsgarden.com/
===========================================================
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-----------------------------------------------------------
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      -- John Vogel, a most annoying Christian.

 
 
 

Surviving the Pan-Flu when it strikes.

Post by Ferd Farke » Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:05:17




Quote:
> Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...


> > > > > > > > > > > > > Father Haskell held us spellbound with...



> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > JHD held us spellbound with...





> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > d69 62?> > -

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Andy, if you've got less than thirty hours' in an OR, you've lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> your license, earned the scorn of your peers, and been driven to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> different state, do you *really* deserve to use the title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> 'cardiologist' after your name?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (1) A cardiologist is not a cardiovascular surgeon.  We do not as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > general rule spend hours in an OR.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> So how many hours have you spent in actual treatement and dignosis of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> cardial disease/illness.  NB:  Time spent laying on hands, praying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> and handing out tracts does not apply.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (2) Georgia medical license has remained active since 1995.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> More's the pity.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > (3) Have not been driven from Georgia.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Hm.  Not what I heard.  Maybe I have you confused with some other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> nutjob.  Y'all start to blur together after a dozen years or so...

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You just have your states confused. He was run out of Florida. He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried to trick you by switching your Florida from your original post
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Georgia, where he escaped Floridian authorities to, just before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they brought him up on charges. It doesn't matter. The great state of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Georgia is conducting an investigation into his felonious diet scam.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ah, good.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I recall, my maternal grandmother died in Ocala in 1996 or 7...I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder if Mr. Chung was practicing there?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if my grandmother would have been a patient of his?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if he attempted to treat her, in his capacity as a state-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > licensed physician, with this religious quackery.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder...if maybe she would have lived longer and happier, if she'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been given proper medical care instead of smoke and mirrors?

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hm.  Maybe I should lay hands on her records and take a quick scan for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the presence of a young cardiologist named Chung who happened to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > religious zealot...

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were in Ocala, you might want to knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doors and ask the neighbors about any weird shit Chung
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have done.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > And you may want to skip on down to 3721 NW 23rd Place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Coconut Creek, Florida  33066-2267. That's Chung's spiritual & criminal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-Christ John Loiodice's home. Fill a paper sack as full of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dogshit as you can. Better yet, fill it with your own, and sprinkle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter fluid on it. Leave it on the doorstep, light bag, ring doorbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and haul ass!

> > > > > > > > > > > > That joke's been played on Liaridice hundreds of times.

> > > > > > > > > > > > He still falls for it.

> > > > > > > > > > > I think he just enjoys the smell of dogshit wafting about himself.

> > > > > > > > > > Think that's why he likes to roll about on the lawn?

> > > > > > > > > Yes. It's also why he enjoys dry humping men's legs.

> > > > > > > > That's how he saves on bus fare.  He hands a quarter to
> > > > > > > > the first pedestrian headed his way and hops on.

> > > > > > > He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.

> > > > > > Making everyone think he's a *** while he's saving
> > > > > > two dollars.  He pulled the wool over OUR eyes, boyo!

> > > > > Bastard!

> > > > It's not like he has anything to lose after the "goat" incident.

> > > This is true.

> > Took poor "Nellie" a month before she could walk again:

> >http://www.moonsgarden.com/

> GOOD GOD! The man should be horsewhipped!!

Who's got a horse?