by MY Dog club had a picnic for all of us dogs. And me and Twzl went. We
had a good time.
There was a contest. Mymom had to throw a hotdog like it was a dumbbell.
Then she sent me to fetch it. All the doggies played this. I was a good
boy and I fetched the hotdog. I did NOT NOT NOT eat it because mymom
told me to take it. Take it means that you go and fetch that dumbbell,
now, so I did. I don't know why the otherdogs ate their hotdogs. That is
NOT what they were supposed to do, and it's important to do as you are
told.
Scooter didn't eat his either but he only weighs 5 pounds. He's a Pap.
He's my buddy. And then we had a run off to see who was the best at
this, and it was me and Scoot. But it was only half a hotdog and I am a
good dog but not that good. I ate mine! Scoot didn't cause he's too
small.
Twzl says I'm dumb as a box of rocks, but I think that she doesn't mean
it. Why would she say such a thing? It was GOOD to not eat the hotdog,
right? I mean, if mymom told me to fetch it, I should fetch it, right?
No matter what, even if it's those funny metal things that are sort of
icky, right? Or a really old frozen duck. Huh, Twzl is a stooopidhead
and won't fetch anything, so what does she know. She's the dumb dog, not
me
Sligo,KOAD