WOOF: Introducing myself

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WOOF: Introducing myself

Post by Mary Hun » Mon, 08 Feb 1999 04:00:00



Hi RPDM woofers!

My name is Lexie.  My mom thinks I'm a Pit/Whippet and something else mix,
but nobody knows for sure.  I had a family for six years, but they had a
baybee and they said I wasn't so good with it, so they sent me to the pound.
I had to live in an awful cage and it STUNK in there.... not good stink,
horrible fear-stink.

Now I have a new home with new hoomins, and I'm still getting used to them.
My mom is definitely and alpha-type person.   She makes me do stuff like sit
and lay down and wait.... and today she said she's signing me up for
something called OH-beed-ee-ents.

Yesterday was my first day here, and so far I think I like it.  I have my
own bed and my own toys, and there's no baybees to make me get sent away.
My poppa has a boy who is one whole dog-year old (seven in human years) and
he's fun to play with, but kind of annoying, cause he just calls my name
over and over and over again.  So not only does mom have to train me, she
has to train the small human too.  He's not around all the time, so I think
I can deal with it.

My humans and I are still learning about each other, but the biggest problem
mom has is that I bit the dog next door right in the face!  I mean, I just
get to my new home, I haven't even walked in the *door* yet, and here comes
this fluffly little prey-looking dog right at my face before mom could do
anything about it!  So I bit it.  Mom got really upset with me and
alpha-rolled me.  It was *so* humiliating.  Then she went shopping and came
home with a thing called a muzzle that she put around my face!!!  She said I
only have to wear it on our walks, that its to protect the other dogs and
cats in our complex.  But I HATE it!  Any suggestions for making mom take it
away?

Anyway, I look forward to getting to know the rest of the woofers!

Sniffs,
Lexie

 
 
 

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Post by Gen » Mon, 08 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Roooo Lexie,
Welcome to the woof-chat woofers!  Lots of us are 'dopted doggies just
like you and we are glad you came to visit wiff us.  The first day Annie
came to our den she bited the nice dog that lived there already, named
Happy, and she bited him onna NECK!  But it was justt because she didn't
know where her space was and didn't want to be sent back to the bad cage
place where they were going to put her to sleep foreverandever.  That
was the oney time.  So maybe you won't do that again when you get to
know all your bound aries.  Muzzles are awful things sometimes on us
good doggies and we had a TED who put them on
effury doggie.. we oney went there ONE time too.  
Woof often, eh?  Let us know how things go wiff your new pack.
  Duffie, former wuss, but just a sensitive guy... wiff a big sister..
Quote:

> Hi RPDM woofers!

> My name is Lexie.  My mom thinks I'm a Pit/Whippet and something else mix,
> but nobody knows for sure.  I had a family for six years, but they had a
> baybee and they said I wasn't so good with it, so they sent me to the pound.
> I had to live in an awful cage and it STUNK in there.... not good stink,
> horrible fear-stink.

> Now I have a new home with new hoomins, and I'm still getting used to them.
> My mom is definitely and alpha-type person.   She makes me do stuff like sit
> and lay down and wait.... and today she said she's signing me up for
> something called OH-beed-ee-ents.

> Yesterday was my first day here, and so far I think I like it.  I have my
> own bed and my own toys, and there's no baybees to make me get sent away.
> My poppa has a boy who is one whole dog-year old (seven in human years) and
> he's fun to play with, but kind of annoying, cause he just calls my name
> over and over and over again.  So not only does mom have to train me, she
> has to train the small human too.  He's not around all the time, so I think
> I can deal with it.

> My humans and I are still learning about each other, but the biggest problem
> mom has is that I bit the dog next door right in the face!  I mean, I just
> get to my new home, I haven't even walked in the *door* yet, and here comes
> this fluffly little prey-looking dog right at my face before mom could do
> anything about it!  So I bit it.  Mom got really upset with me and
> alpha-rolled me.  It was *so* humiliating.  Then she went shopping and came
> home with a thing called a muzzle that she put around my face!!!  She said I
> only have to wear it on our walks, that its to protect the other dogs and
> cats in our complex.  But I HATE it!  Any suggestions for making mom take it
> away?

> Anyway, I look forward to getting to know the rest of the woofers!

> Sniffs,
> Lexie

 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Mon, 08 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> My name is Lexie.  My mom thinks I'm a Pit/Whippet and something else mix.

Roooo Lexie:
   Guess that makes you a Pippet. You sh'd meat Willow, she's a Dippet!
   HeHeHe! Sorry, Willow! HeHeHe!
.............................................................................

Quote:
> Now I have a new home with new hoomins, and I'm still getting used to them.
> My mom is definitely an alpha-type person.   She makes me do stuff like sit
> and lay down and wait.... and today she said she's signing me up for
> something called OH-beed-ee-ents.

   Uh oh. B-D-Yence eh? Well, it's not so bad, I guess, ***you gots to
   preten' at least fur a liddle while that YourMom rilly IS alpha, 'least
   'til you get 'er off-guard. 'Nen mebbe she'll relax a bit.
.............................................................................

Quote:
> Then she went shopping and came
> home with a thing called a muzzle that she put around my face!!!
> Any suggestions for making mom take it
> away?

   Lexie, you gots to tell YourMom 'bouta site fur Moms wif 'ggressive
doggies.   http://www.moonsgarden.com/; Hope this yelps.
.............................................................................

Quote:
> Anyway, I look forward to getting to know the rest of the woofers!
> Lexie

   Gettin' to NOSE you....
   Gettin' to NOSE all about you....
   Gettin' to NOSE you....
   Gettin' to hope you nose me...

   Welcome, Lexie

   Your noo wooferfurend, Pig.

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by bugs.hallida » Tue, 09 Feb 1999 04:00:00


You should write children's books!

Good introduction!!

Bugsbunny

 
 
 

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Post by The Schark » Tue, 09 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

>> My name is Lexie.  My mom thinks I'm a Pit/Whippet and something else
mix.

>Roooo Lexie:
>   Guess that makes you a Pippet. You sh'd meat Willow, she's a Dippet!
>   HeHeHe! Sorry, Willow! HeHeHe!
>...........................................................................
..

>> Now I have a new home with new hoomins, and I'm still getting used to
them.
>> My mom is definitely an alpha-type person.   She makes me do stuff like
sit
>> and lay down and wait.... and today she said she's signing me up for
>> something called OH-beed-ee-ents.

>   Uh oh. B-D-Yence eh? Well, it's not so bad, I guess, ***you gots to
>   preten' at least fur a liddle while that YourMom rilly IS alpha, 'least
>   'til you get 'er off-guard. 'Nen mebbe she'll relax a bit.
>...........................................................................
..

>> Then she went shopping and came
>> home with a thing called a muzzle that she put around my face!!!
>> Any suggestions for making mom take it
>> away?

>   Lexie, you gots to tell YourMom 'bouta site fur Moms wif 'ggressive
>doggies.   http://www.moonsgarden.com/; Hope this yelps.
>...........................................................................
..
>> Anyway, I look forward to getting to know the rest of the woofers!
>> Lexie

>   Gettin' to NOSE you....
>   Gettin' to NOSE all about you....
>   Gettin' to NOSE you....
>   Gettin' to hope you nose me...

>   Welcome, Lexie

>   Your noo wooferfurend, Pig.

>--
>Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++

A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++
Quote:

>Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
>doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie

the WonderDog (Pig))

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Post by B. Han » Tue, 09 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> Yes she does bark, but that warbling is something else. I sit, look at the
> human, and they seem to know what I want without all that opera.  They
> should have named her Soprano, she sings so much.

............................................................................

Roooo, Guinness an' Tallulah:

   Youdoggies gonna join inna doggiechoir onna Valiumtimes Pawty. Goes on
all day, an' alladoggies gonna sing their noo songs fur us. I'm composin'
a *** speshul one, an' ther's gonna be a s'prise.

Pig (the LOUD)

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by Henrey hearts P » Tue, 09 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Not so long ago and not so far away,

Quote:
>Roooo, Guinness an' Tallulah:

>   Youdoggies gonna join inna doggiechoir onna Valiumtimes Pawty. Goes on
>all day, an' alladoggies gonna sing their noo songs fur us. I'm composin'
>a *** speshul one, an' ther's gonna be a s'prise.

We want to come and sing our song.  Right, 'Toonia?

--
Henrey      Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose
                        at a friendly level. -Max L. Forman
            http://www.moonsgarden.com/

Dog Code: English mastiff, Fm, B, c, 2+, Y+, L++++, W+, Ef, w++, T+++,
A+, e+++, d+++, B, F++, IQ+, C++!, t++, H?, a, s-, BH+++!*, WOOF++

http://www.moonsgarden.com/

--
Jennifer in California    | Courage is not the absence of fear,

                          | else is more important than fear.
                          | -Ambrose Redmoon

 
 
 

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Post by steve L » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Well, I say, a hearty WOOF back to you!  My name is Guinness, (officially,
that's Guinness, by Rescue, out of Shelter....)  and I and my longtime
companion Tallulah live with two humans who we seem to have bonded with...
Ok I know, they are ONLY HUMAN, but after a while, you come to find you
really are quite fond of them, no?   I am told I am terrier on one parents
side and ? well, you know, on the other, though I do have wonderful black
and white border collie coloring.  All I need is a bow tie, and black
shoes,and I can go anywhere formal dress is required.  No dancing though, I
am bit on the short legged side.
As for Tallulah (by adoption, out of "Lucky Ones") she is somewhat less
serious, I must say.  When the Humans brought here in, I was not sure what
to think of this seven pound ball of fur, reportedly half terrier and half
poodle.  You might call her a perrier, but her disposition makes her much
more a " toodle".  Always with the ball, and the bone, and the squeek toy (a
ball that squeeks is her idea of nirvana) and always singing to the humans.
Yes she does bark, but that warbling is something else. I sit, look at the
human, and they seem to know what I want without all that opera.  They
should have named her Soprano, she sings so much.
Well, its back to the window seat, (someone has to guard things, after all,
while Tallulah sleeps all day.   In the meantime, I personally can recommend
being in a two dog household, (the humans are so easily amused by the simple
things we do - what DOES go on the minds of those thiings?)  (And don't get
me started about walking around on the hind paws...   I never...)

Well, a hearty WOOF, and Tallulah says WOOF, youwleeeeewwwwwnnnnnrrrrrrrr.

Good to be here, and the humans say hi too..

Quote:

>Hi RPDM woofers!

 
 
 

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Post by Bxrj » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


ARRRRRROOOOO Lexie

Welcome to woofin!  We been woofin on rpdm for a long time, but lately we just
lurk.  

Meanolemom makes me wear a muzzle cuz I try to pawteck myself from doggies and
hoomins who get too close to me, too.  I haven't figgered out to 'scape yet, so
if you finds out, let me nose.  

Some of us woofers started a mailing list just for woofin.  If you are
interested in joining, just us nose and we'll give you instruckshuns.

Snif ya later,
Chelsea & Cypress

 
 
 

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Post by Shannon Larki » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

> Well, I say, a hearty WOOF back to you!  My name is Guinness, (officially,
> that's Guinness, by Rescue, out of Shelter....)

Well, since another Guinness has said hello, I feel obliged.  Guinness
the English  Shepherd, here (picture a big black & tan border collie).
Welcome to woofing!  I mostly lurk, 'cuz I get a little tongue-tied
around all these loquacious doggies, but I'm here anyway. Welcome!

-Guinness
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http://web.mit.edu/slarkin/www/guinnessthedog.html

 
 
 

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Post by V ANDERSO » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


I mostly lurk, 'cuz I get a little tongue-tied

Quote:
>around all these loquacious doggies, but I'm here anyway. Welcome!

>-Guinness

Haroooo Guinesses!
    Don't let anydoggie stop you from woofin'!  All we doggies want to do is
have FUN!
Your friend,
Chauncey the silly sheltie
 
 
 

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Post by Henrey N » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Not so long ago and not so far away,

Quote:
>    Don't let anydoggie stop you from woofin'!  All we doggies want to do is
>have FUN!

I thought it was "Dogs just wanna eat lunch!"

--
Henrey      Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose
                        at a friendly level. -Max L. Forman
            http://www.oaktrees.org/henrey.shtml

Dog Code: English mastiff, Fm, B, c, 2+, Y+, L++++, W+, Ef, w++, T+++,
A+, e+++, d+++, B, F++, IQ+, C++!, t++, H?, a, s-, BH+++!*, WOOF++

http://www.oaktrees.org/dogs/dog.code

--
Jennifer in California    | Courage is not the absence of fear,

                          | else is more important than fear.
                          | -Ambrose Redmoon

 
 
 

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Post by Gen » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Roooh Guiness,
You must be a wonderful beauteous guy.  Prolly look jus like a big
brudder to me!!
  Duffie, the modest sensitive guy....
Quote:


> > Well, I say, a hearty WOOF back to you!  My name is Guinness, (officially,
> > that's Guinness, by Rescue, out of Shelter....)

> Well, since another Guinness has said hello, I feel obliged.  Guinness
> the English  Shepherd, here (picture a big black & tan border collie).
> Welcome to woofing!  I mostly lurk, 'cuz I get a little tongue-tied
> around all these loquacious doggies, but I'm here anyway. Welcome!

> -Guinness
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> To respond, please remove the anti-spam from my address.  Thank you.
> http://web.mit.edu/slarkin/www/guinnessthedog.html

 
 
 

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Post by Sherr » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> Welcome to woofing!  I mostly lurk, 'cuz I get a little tongue-tied
> around all these loquacious doggies, but I'm here anyway. Welcome!

Obviously any doggie that can use the word loquacious doesn't have any
knots in their tongue and can woof just fine!

Daylight
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  CARPE SOMNUM (seize the bed)
    Daylight (Kipling's proud wink-wink and Bed Hog Extraordinaire)
      the cutest dog in the world (Mom says so)
      mymymy page http://www.voicenet.com/~daylight
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
 
 

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Post by da » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>We want to come and sing our song.  Right, 'Toonia?

Absolutement mon chere Henrey!

Avec Amour,
(and raw hide chews)
PetuniaTatumLouise