**Unique Pet Gift/Memorial**

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**Unique Pet Gift/Memorial**

Post by StarGif » Wed, 15 May 1996 04:00:00



NAME A STAR ABOVE FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE!
The Official Star Registry

Truly a gift from Heaven........

A twinkling star that hasn't been named by an astronomer can be named by
you for that special someone of your choosing. Your designee will receive
a personalized full color certificate suitable for framing and a stellar
map with the location of their star encircled. Looking up at the night sky
will forever hold a special place in your heart.

The dedicated star's name will also appear in the Star Registry book,
CLAIMING YOUR PART OF THE UNIVERSE, which is filed and copyrighted by the
U.S. Copyright Office, Washington D.C.

A unique one of a kind gift perfect for birthdays, engagements, Mother's
Day, memorials, weddings, Valentine's Day, Christmas, confirmations,
cherished pets, retirements, graduations - or just to say "I love you!"

We've dedicated stars for Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, BOYS II
MEN, Renee Russo, Nicole Simpson and special people & pets everywhere!

Cost including shipping is $39.95 and VISA/MASTERCARD is accepted. Your
star package will be delivered in 5-7 days.

For TOLL FREE Ordering Only: 1-800-275-9590
All other inquiries: (310) 490-6517
Web site on the Internet: http://members.gnn.com/ppnet/stargifts.htm

 
 
 

**Unique Pet Gift/Memorial**

Post by Kimber » Sat, 18 May 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

> NAME A STAR ABOVE FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE!
> The Official Star Registry

> Truly a gift from Heaven........

> A twinkling star that hasn't been named by an astronomer can be named by
> you for that special someone of your choosing. Your designee will receive
> a personalized full color certificate suitable for framing and a stellar
> map with the location of their star encircled. Looking up at the night sky
> will forever hold a special place in your heart.

...And no astronomer will call that star by your name.  Get real.  That stuff's
not "official".  I mean, it's not like astronomy books are going to suddenly
rename a star "Lobo".

Quote:

> The dedicated star's name will also appear in the Star Registry book,
> CLAIMING YOUR PART OF THE UNIVERSE, which is filed and copyrighted by the
> U.S. Copyright Office, Washington D.C.

And that's the only book it'll appear in...

Quote:

> A unique one of a kind gift perfect for birthdays, engagements, Mother's
> Day, memorials, weddings, Valentine's Day, Christmas, confirmations,
> cherished pets, retirements, graduations - or just to say "I love you!"

<snif> How sweet.  But my dogs would appreciate it a LOT more if I spent
that 40 bucks on more treats for them.  Geeez -- do you know HOW MANY dog
treats & ice creams I can buy for my dogs with that?

Quote:

> We've dedicated stars for Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, BOYS II
> MEN, Renee Russo, Nicole Simpson and special people & pets everywhere!

Wonderful.  So what.  They have a LOT more disposable income than I do
(or more disposed brain cells), obviously.

Quote:

> Cost including shipping is $39.95 and VISA/MASTERCARD is accepted. Your
> star package will be delivered in 5-7 days.

> For TOLL FREE Ordering Only: 1-800-275-9590
> All other inquiries: (310) 490-6517
> Web site on the Internet: http://members.gnn.com/ppnet/stargifts.htm

--

"Dog.  A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity
designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the
world's worship."  -Ambrose Bierce

My opinions do not come from my employer.  Heck,
I don't know *where* they come from.  Vorlons,
maybe...

 
 
 

**Unique Pet Gift/Memorial**

Post by B. Lynn Ramic » Sat, 18 May 1996 04:00:00


Hey Kim - if they can name a planet Pluto, why not a star named Lobo?

Lynn