Moon's Graden

by **Chris Willia** » Sun, 11 Jul 1999 04:00:00

....how can you hope to understand a human?
Gee, I like this group! Good stories
(love the stories) , then experienced people interpret what it means.
Like dogs, I don't generalize well.
I get irritated with a couple of respected writers who call dogs
"lemon brains". It might be all right if they also called people
"grapefruit brains"; the behavi***principles are the same.
BTW, soon as I'm elected God (campaign 2000), there'll be a couple of
new rules:
!. Nobody can have a dog until they have passed extensive
psychological testing; and,
2. Nobody can have a child until they
have raised a well-socialized dog.
Any more planks for the platform?

by **R&D Rya** » Sun, 11 Jul 1999 04:00:00

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> BTW, soon as I'm elected God (campaign 2000), there'll be a couple of
> new rules:
> !. Nobody can have a dog until they have passed extensive
> psychological testing; and,

The dog owners would be few and far between I suspect.

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> 2. Nobody can have a child until they
> have raised a well-socialized dog.

I'm pretty sure our population would dwindle drastically if this was the
case.

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> Any more planks for the platform?

I am sure there would be many other good planks to help make society
better...... if only we lived in aperfect world....

Donna

by **Jerry How** » Tue, 13 Jul 1999 04:00:00

Quote:

> ....how can you hope to understand a human?
> Gee, I like this group! Good stories
> (love the stories) , then experienced people interpret what it means.
> Like dogs, I don't generalize well.
> I get irritated with a couple of respected writers who call dogs
> "lemon brains". It might be all right if they also called people
> "grapefruit brains"; the behavi***principles are the same.
> BTW, soon as I'm elected God (campaign 2000), there'll be a couple
> of
> new rules:
> !. Nobody can have a dog until they have passed extensive
> psychological testing; and,
> 2. Nobody can have a child until they
> have raised a well-socialized dog.
> Any more planks for the platform?

Got any (brief) psych profile tests that could be posted here? I'll bet
that would open a few peoples minds about how confused their thinking
is. J.

by **MaliMor** » Tue, 13 Jul 1999 04:00:00

I don't know how much of a psych test it is.......but divide the following
sentence........

OPPURUTUNITYISNOWHERE.

--
Mali
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you."

"Yes, using your voice is CERTAINLY is a mistake, nowhere do I recommend
that." "Always follow the sound distraction with prolonged, non physical
praise, for at least five to fif*** seconds."-- Jerry Howe on correcting
your puppy during housebreaking.

Remove "nospam" to reply :O)

Quote:

> > ....how can you hope to understand a human?
> > Gee, I like this group! Good stories
> > (love the stories) , then experienced people interpret what it means.
> > Like dogs, I don't generalize well.
> > I get irritated with a couple of respected writers who call dogs
> > "lemon brains". It might be all right if they also called people
> > "grapefruit brains"; the behavi***principles are the same.
> > BTW, soon as I'm elected God (campaign 2000), there'll be a couple
> > of
> > new rules:
> > !. Nobody can have a dog until they have passed extensive
> > psychological testing; and,
> > 2. Nobody can have a child until they
> > have raised a well-socialized dog.
> > Any more planks for the platform?

> Got any (brief) psych profile tests that could be posted here? I'll bet
> that would open a few peoples minds about how confused their thinking
> is. J.

by **Chris Behre** » Wed, 14 Jul 1999 04:00:00

MaliMore said...

Quote:

> I don't know how much of a psych test it is.......but divide the following
> sentence........

> OPPURUTUNITYISNOWHERE.

I can't make anything of it. Now if it was oppOrtunity, that might be a
different case.

by **FREDERICK HASS** » Wed, 14 Jul 1999 04:00:00

Quote:

Chris Williams writes:
>Any more planks for the platform?

Yep, no longer can baloneyheads call themselves "dog trainers" without
some sort of evidence of accomplishment----------any accomplishment.

FRED HASSEN
"SIT MEANS SIT" Internet talkshow host
http://www.lovemypets.com/sitmeanssit
Dog Training for the Real World
Sit Means Sit Dog Training (702-877-4581)
When your dog doesn't know:
"Sit from Shinola"

by **Martha Knowl** » Wed, 21 Jul 1999 04:00:00

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>I don't know how much of a psych test it is.......but divide the following
>sentence........

>OPPURUTUNITYISNOWHERE.

It can be read as either "opportunity is now here" OR "opportunity is nowhere."
I prefer the first!

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