Newdoggie wants to join CHATS

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Newdoggie wants to join CHATS

Post by Peps » Sat, 10 Feb 1996 04:00:00



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>Hi!  My name is Misty and I'm a "fuzzy butt" golden retriever mix.  I'm 1.5
>years old.  I've been reading over mommy's lap and I like this CHAT thingy
>that all you doggies do.  I'd like to CHAT and tell all about my doggy
>adventures, too. I like to play ballballballball, tug the sock, find treats,
>digdigdigdig, WALKWALKWALK!!!, and also jump on everybody that comes in the
>front door.  Does anydoggies like to do that, too?  

Hi, Misty!

I like to play, tug, too!  I do it with my booda, and with my
squeakygreenthing, and with the cccat!  I love to chase things Mommy
throws for me, and jumping is my favourite thing to do!

You're in good company here!

Welcome!

Pepsi
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Pepsi the Supreme WonderPup |  Chaser of Stormy, the cccccat
Saint John, New Runsquick   |  Scruncher of 2 L  pop bottles
CANADA (land of white b*th) |  BHE ** Bed hog extraordinaire
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Post by <shamr.. » Sat, 10 Feb 1996 04:00:00


SH>Hi!  My name is Misty and I'm a "fuzzy butt" golden retriever mix.  I'm 1.5
SH>years old.  I've been reading over mommy's lap and I like this CHAT thingy
SH>that all you doggies do.  I'd like to CHAT and tell all about my doggy
SH>adventures, too. I like to play ballballballball, tug the sock, find treats,
SH>digdigdigdig, WALKWALKWALK!!!, and also jump on everybody that comes in the
SH>front door.  Does anydoggies like to do that, too?  

SH>Misty and her mommy Teri and daddy (way at the bottom of the pack) Shawn

Woof Misty

My sistur useta do that but Mummy tort hur not to, gud job too coz she
groo to be hooge.

welcome to Woofchat  8=========8 jus fur ewe

Josie
Kodiak's winkwink girlfriend

 
 
 

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Post by <shamr.. » Sun, 11 Feb 1996 04:00:00



KK>>people.  Daddy was acting really funny tonight, tho... I wanted to jump
KK>>up and play with him, but he wasn't wearing any extra skins on his
KK>>bottom part, and he kept backing away covering his crotch with his
KK>>hands.  I don't get it!  Just 'cuz I keep wondering if that thing is there
KK>>for me to jump up and play with, he gets all protective! And mad, too. Huh.
KK>>
KK>>Guess I shouldn't scare daddy like that, but it sure looks like a toy to
KK>>me!

KK>Kosh,

KK>ROTFLMAO.

KK>Kelly and the Zoo Crew
KK>--
KK>****************************************************************************
KK>*Kelly Anne Hinkle                        "Oppress not the cubs of a strange

KK>****************************************************************************

Shure yer name ain't Lorena?

Josie

 
 
 

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Post by Jessica Snyde » Sun, 11 Feb 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>>Hi!  My name is Misty and I'm a "fuzzy butt" golden retriever mix.  I'm 1.5
>>years old.  I've been reading over mommy's lap and I like this CHAT thingy
>>that all you doggies do.  I'd like to CHAT and tell all about my doggy
>>adventures, too. I like to play ballballballball, tug the sock, find treats,
>>digdigdigdig, WALKWALKWALK!!!, and also jump on everybody that comes in the
>>front door.  Does anydoggies like to do that, too?  

Hi Misty!

I love to eat treats and play with balls, and especially to jump on my
people.  Daddy was acting really funny tonight, tho... I wanted to jump
up and play with him, but he wasn't wearing any extra skins on his
bottom part, and he kept backing away covering his crotch with his
hands.  I don't get it!  Just 'cuz I keep wondering if that thing is there
for me to jump up and play with, he gets all protective! And mad, too. Huh.

Guess I shouldn't scare daddy like that, but it sure looks like a toy to
me!

Kosh
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Kosh, the Belgian Tervuren puppy,
Liza, the Chestnut Arabian Blimp,
and Nikki, Pixel, and Voodoo, Demon Cats from Hell

"You can't fight Evil with a macaroni duck!"  - Arthur
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Post by Emily Bassma » Sun, 11 Feb 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>Daddy was acting really funny tonight, tho... I wanted to jump
>up and play with him, but he wasn't wearing any extra skins on his
>bottom part, and he kept backing away covering his crotch with his
>hands.  I don't get it!  Just 'cuz I keep wondering if that thing is there
>for me to jump up and play with, he gets all protective! And mad, too. Huh.

>Guess I shouldn't scare daddy like that, but it sure looks like a toy to
>me!

Hahahahahahaha!  Kosh, you're too much!
 
 
 

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Post by Kelly Anne Hink » Sun, 11 Feb 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>people.  Daddy was acting really funny tonight, tho... I wanted to jump
>up and play with him, but he wasn't wearing any extra skins on his
>bottom part, and he kept backing away covering his crotch with his
>hands.  I don't get it!  Just 'cuz I keep wondering if that thing is there
>for me to jump up and play with, he gets all protective! And mad, too. Huh.

>Guess I shouldn't scare daddy like that, but it sure looks like a toy to
>me!

Kosh,

ROTFLMAO.

Kelly and the Zoo Crew
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*Kelly Anne Hinkle                        "Oppress not the cubs of a stranger,*

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Post by Twzl & Sligo heh heh h » Mon, 12 Feb 1996 04:00:00



Quote:
>people.  Daddy was acting really funny tonight, tho... I wanted to jump
>up and play with him, but he wasn't wearing any extra skins on his
>bottom part, and he kept backing away covering his crotch with his
>hands.  I don't get it!  Just 'cuz I keep wondering if that thing is there
>for me to jump up and play with, he gets all protective! And mad, too. Huh.

Kosh...those are his boy parts!! I made that mistake when I was very
little. We went to the beach, the New-D beach? We didn't know that it was
a special beach. But no one minded dogs, so we went. And we were walking
along, me and Twzl and momandad and it was my first time at the beach.
And there was a hoomin, and he had NO clothing on, and I saw his boy
parts, but I didn't know what boy parts were back then, I thought it was
a chew toy. So I ran and ran and ran to him (I was very tiny), and I
jumped on him, and he screamed and ran from me. And then BAD mom called
me and wouldn't let me chase him. But I thought it was a chew toy and he
was waving it at me when he was walking. I was only 4 months old, so I
didn't know.

Sligo
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Post by Jessica Snyde » Tue, 13 Feb 1996 04:00:00



Quote:

>>people.  Daddy was acting really funny tonight, tho... I wanted to jump
>>up and play with him, but he wasn't wearing any extra skins on his
>>bottom part, and he kept backing away covering his crotch with his
>>hands.  I don't get it!  Just 'cuz I keep wondering if that thing is there
>>for me to jump up and play with, he gets all protective! And mad, too. Huh.

>Kosh...those are his boy parts!!

OH!  Huh.  I guess I wouldn't want anydoggie using MY boyparts as a
chew toy.  

Quote:
>And there was a hoomin, and he had NO clothing on, and I saw his boy
>parts, but I didn't know what boy parts were back then, I thought it was
>a chew toy. So I ran and ran and ran to him (I was very tiny), and I
>jumped on him, and he screamed and ran from me. And then BAD mom called
>me and wouldn't let me chase him. But I thought it was a chew toy and he
>was waving it at me when he was walking. I was only 4 months old, so I
>didn't know.

See?!  I'm only 5 months old, how was *I* supposed to know what those
were?  You hardly ever see them anyway, I just figured they were there
to be played with.  I s'pose I'll stop staring at them and making Dad
so nervous then.  But I'm still gonna jump up on him to try and get
him to play!  That's his JOB as a GoodDad, after all!

Kosh (Not My Fault)
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Kosh, the Belgian Tervuren puppy,
Liza, the Chestnut Arabian Blimp,
and Nikki, Pixel, and Voodoo, Demon Cats from Hell

"You can't fight Evil with a macaroni duck!"  - Arthur
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Post by Twzl & Sligo heh heh h » Tue, 13 Feb 1996 04:00:00



Quote:
>See?!  I'm only 5 months old, how was *I* supposed to know what those
>were?  You hardly ever see them anyway, I just figured they were there

Kosh, if you ever come here we can go to the special beach, and you can
jump on people. Ha!!!

Sligo
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Post by Kelly Anne Hink » Tue, 13 Feb 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>OH!  Huh.  I guess I wouldn't want anydoggie using MY boyparts as a
>chew toy.  

WARNING: HUMAN RESPONSE TO CHAT MESSAGE!

I was telling my sister about this thread (Kosh and his mishap), and my
husband overheard us.  I said,"Poor Kosh's Dad had a fun time explaining that
those are _not_ toys".  My husband quipped back, "Well, not for dogs, anyhow."
My sister and I just ROTFL.  I had to share....  :-)

Kelly and the Zoo Crew

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*Kelly Anne Hinkle                        "Oppress not the cubs of a stranger,*

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Post by Greg Zywic » Thu, 15 Feb 1996 04:00:00




Quote:
>But I thought it was a chew toy and he
>was waving it at me when he was walking. I was only 4 months old, so I
>didn't know.

>Sligo

Geez Sligo!  You'll put _anything_ in your mouth!

Cedric Z