by Stanley Barthfarkl » Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:14:15
by JOKERPit » Mon, 05 Apr 2004 20:55:32
by The Puppy Wizar » Mon, 05 Apr 2004 21:15:54
> Hall Monitors and Hall Monitor wannabes!
> Learn how to use the filtering and kill-file features of your
> newsreaders! That's why the programmers worked so damn hard to
build
> them in to your newsreaders, so that you'd actually *use* them!
> And after you figure out how to use those nifty features, you
might as
> well have your husbands or boyfriends or girlfriends show you
how to
> use the turn-signals in your cars, because, trust me, they're
there
> for a good reason, too! So use them!
> Now, if you don't want to read someone's posts, or you're unable
to
> find any suitable "content" in a thread, etc., just KILL FILE
it!
> And see if you can do it without announcing it to the world;
it's a
> sign of great maturity and humility.
> But *please,* whatever you do, do not try to manage anyone's
behavior
> here. It *never* works, and it only contributes to the noise.
> You are not anyone's mommie; if you feel compelled to order
someone
> around, do it with your kids for a change. It's not like they
> probably don't need it. And if you don't have any of your own
kids to
> order around, go rent some! Enterprise Leasing has a special
rate
> this week on kid-rentals, and they'll even deliver one to your
door.
> I have to put up with all the ***-fests and the cat fights and
the
> endless, mind-numbing threads about topics that have absolutely
> nothing to do with dogs, behavior, etc.; but I just *ignore*
them or
> *plonk* someone -- because I want those programmers to know that
their
> tireless efforts were not wasted.
> So, if I have to put up with your crap, you have to put up with
mine.
> It's the American way.
> Now get with it, people -- I want to hear kill-files and filters
being
> put to work, and I want to hear them NOW!
> At ease, people.
> Dis-MISSED!
> --
> Handsome Jack Morrison
> *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail
> Being a Leftist means never having to say you're sorry:
> http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Daniel Drezner
> http://www.moonsgarden.com/
by Shelly & The Boy » Mon, 05 Apr 2004 22:49:21
> Hall Monitors and Hall Monitor wannabes!
I'll be good, I swear it, just don't make me have any children around
here!
Shelly & The Boys (Kids are good for***in' & ball-throwin')
by Lee DeRau » Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:48:47
Lee
by carolin » Tue, 06 Apr 2004 03:05:43
by Dian » Tue, 06 Apr 2004 04:41:58
> > It's the American way.
> But I'm not American....
Diana
by carolin » Tue, 06 Apr 2004 23:18:16
> >"Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote
> >> It's the American way.
> >But I'm not American....
> Neither are most of the people who live here, unfortunately.