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Behavior, Socialization, and Training

Post by The Puppy Wizar » Wed, 13 Oct 2004 09:30:40



HOWEDY People,

Here's Master Of Deception blankman's page on:

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>   Behavior, Socialization, and Training

JERRYIZED.

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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>Links to Resources

You're a liar and a dog abuser and a goddamned
MENTAL CASE, Master Of Deception blankman.

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>Overview
>General Information
>Finding Help
>Problems
>Manners
>Behavior Theory
>Final Comments

>Trying to decide what level of training is right for you

BWEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

"What level of trainin is right for you???" You
HURT and *** dogs and call THAT,
training, Master Of Deception blankman.

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>  and your dog is not all that easy.

Dog trainin IS EZ if you know HOWE, Master Of
Deception blankman. You've HURT your dogs
since day WON. You shock and jerk and ***
them on pronged spiked pinch ***collars and
lock them in boxes to avoid behaviors of the domestic
puppy dog you don't have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit.

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> Most people of the dog world

People like yourself, Master Of Deception bankman?

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> recommend "obedience" training.

You mean jerking and *** dogs on pronged
spiked pinch ***collars and shocking and
spraying aversives in their faces and surgically
mutilating them.

The Puppy Wizard SEZ "obedience training"
is the CAUSE of most behavior problems and
there's a whole lot of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students agree.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archive's history
will verify EVERY THING The Amazing Puppy
Wizard SEZ.

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>  Most dog owners, however, see "obedience" training
> as marching around in circles teaching their dog to be
>  perfectly aligned with their left leg. Indeed some classes
> do that, but most classes for the beginner are simply using
> typical obedience commands as a tool to teach basic teaching
> and handling skills.

You're full of crap. You HURT and *** dogs.

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> What most dog owners really want is simply a
>  well mannered, socially acceptable dog.

And puttin IT on a pronged spiked pinch ***
collar and shocking IT will make the dog LOVE
you for showin IT discipline.

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>  How much work it takes to achieve that goal
> depends upon many factors

You're full of crap. Trainin dogs is EZ FAST
GENTLE and FREE if you study your FREE
copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

You KNOW, just like HOWE you done to train
your own dog to HEEL in WON session after
HURTIN HIM for five years on your pronged
spiked pinch ***collar.

Let's DISS-CUSS teachin the heel, eh Master
Of Deception blankman? You PLAGIARIZED
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual when
you posted abHOWET it.  The Amazing  Puppy
Wizard CAUGHT you and you SAID NUTHIN
in DEFENSE. You TRIED to make "YOUR
METHOD" LOOK like it wasn't PLAGIARIZED,
but you onlymade life MOORE difficult for anyWON
who was IGNORANT enough to believe you.

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> the most important of which are: the patience
> and consistency of the teaching,

EXXXACTLY where does your pronged spiked
pinch ***and shock collars and aversive
sprays come into that?

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>  the temperament of the dog,

A dog is a dog. Their TEMPERAMENT is
DICTATED by HOWE you ABUSE them.

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>  and the amount of time the dog has the
> opportunity to learn.

BWWWHHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

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> The more time the dog spends as a member
> of the family

Gettin jerked and choked and scruff shaken
and shocked and sprayed in the face with
aversives and locked in a box.

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> the more easily it will learn social skills

Yeah? Like not barkin? Here's your close
personal pal:

  lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
  For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
  pass it through the crate door.  Attach a line to it.
  When he barks, use the line for a correction.

 - if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

  Lynn K.

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> ================

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

Or did you mean MOORE like CRINGING?:

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And  Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few  Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

Or did you mean beatin your dog in the face
with your shepherd's crook as you do:

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?

Here's your close personal pal and lying "I LOVE
KOEHLER" lynn's SHELTER PARTNER:

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

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> simply because it will have more opportunity to practice,

PRACTICE WHAT??? GETTIN HURT???

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> make mistakes,

Dogs cannot make mistakes cause dogs
is DUMB ANIMALS.

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>  be corrected,

You cannot correct a DUMB ANIMAL for
a MISTAKE IT DON'T UNDERSTAND
cause it's a DUMB ANIMAL.

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> and receive praise for behaving well.

You mean AFTER THE FACT, Master Of
Deception blankman? Dogs CANNOT
UNDERSTAND "rewards" for PAST behavior.

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> Effective training requires good timing.

INDEED. Like when The Amazing Puppy Wizard
came here and IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and
DISCREDITED you and your Gang Of Lying Dog
Abusing Punk Thug Cowards and ACTIVE LONG
TERM INCURABLE MENTAL PATIENTS.

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> This is the most difficult thing for most dog
> owners to learn.

The only thing DIFFICULT abHOWET trainin
is NOT HURTING DOGS to train them, Master
Of Deception blankman.

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>A critical difference between the way people
> learn and the way dogs learn

A mammal brain is a mammal brain, you miserable
brainless lying dog abusing Punk Thug Coward.

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> involves the use of language.

Dogs is NON VERBAL, Master Of Deception blankman.

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>  A parent can explain to a six year old child
>that an action (praise or punishment)

Parents PUNISH children cause they're ignorant
child abusing Punk Thug Cowards, like yourself,
Master Of Deception blankman.

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> is related to an event in the past.

You gonna punish children for past events
instead of teaching them not to DO stuff
that's inapupriate?

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> Language connects the present action
>  with the past event.

For a six or seven year old child, but not a dog
or an infant.

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> Even more importantly language

You're a Master Of Deception, i.e., you're a LIAR.

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> can be used to identify and describe for that
> child exactly what behavior merited the action.

You mean "this is gonna HURT me MOORE than
it will you???"

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> Dogs, for the most part, lack language skills.

You got no goddamned business talkin abHOWET
waht dogs are capable of or you wouldn't HURT them.

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>  Good timing

You mean for an EFFECTIVE CORRECTION?

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> becomes critical to connect the action (your
>  praise or correction) to the event.

You're full of crap. That's HOWE COME you gotta
*** some dogs who don't appreciate your
sense of timing and PUNISHMENT.

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> Learning how to communicate without words

Hunh??? Oh! You mean like your pal lying frosty dahl:

"tougher, less tractable dogs may require you
 to progress to striking them more sharply."  This
 followed a description of a "symbolic" tap under
 the chin to ommunicate,

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>  is the most important basic skill you can learn
>  in a good quality basic obedience class.

Oh, you mean *** and SHOCKING and BRIBING.

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> If the instructor has the skill to teach you to read
> your dog's body language and how and when to
>  react to it,

You mean when to ***shock or beat IT.

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>  then you will be well on your way to a polite,
> socially adept dog.

Like yours? Your dogs bark uncontrollably
and you gotta day board them at the sick
animal HOWEspital.

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> For example: Suppose you want to teach your
> dog not to chase a cat.

Oh, THAT'S EZ! Here's some doggy / kitty kat trainin tips:

"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House
Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:

"This Article Is Something We've Put Together
For SF GSD Rescue


Subject: Re: I have a dog he has cats
Date: 1999/11/20

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>  How can I get him to quit chasing the cats.

Okay - this is going to be a bit loooong  - Lynn K.

"Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.  Don't
forget to put the muzzle on the dog.   I think a prong works
better than a ***with less chance of injury to the dog in
this situation.

Electronics can be used to create an aversion to cats, but
should be used under the direction of a trainer who knows how
to instruct the owner in their proper use.   Electronics can
take the form of shock, sonic or citronella collars.  At that
time the owner will train with electronics instead of food or
whatever other reward system was being used."

8)  Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.
Don't forget to put the muzzle on the dog.   I think a prong
works better than a ***with less chance of injury to the
dog in this situation.   Have the dog in a sit-stay next to
you with most of the slack out of the leash and let the cat
walk through the room and up to the dog if it wishes (this is
why you have the dog muzzled).

If the dog makes an aggressive move towards the
cat, it must be corrected strongly with both your
voice and the collar.

This is important - the correction must be physically
very strong - not a nag.   (PS: not many dogs need
to be corrected at all)."

You had enough yet, you miserable lying dog abusing coward?

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> The least effective way of doing it is to yell at the
>  dog after it returns from chasing the cat.

Oh? You gonna YELL at IT before IT chases? Or
are you just gonna use a sound distraction?:

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

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>  The second least effective way is to yank the
> dog back as soon as it starts to run after the cat.

Oh? Like YOUR CLOSE PERSONAL PAL lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn SAID TO DO?

Or do you mean when you're *** and pinchin his ear.

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>  The most effective way is to correct the dog for
> thinking about chasing the cat. HUH? How
> do you know what the dog is "thinking"? Observe
> the dog. Its attention will be on the cat. Observe
> the body language of the dog - see the tension rise
> - if you've let the tension crest you have waited a
> smidgen too long. Don't wait until the dog actually
> tries to take the dinner off the table, express your
> disapproval when the dog shows an interest and
> focus on it. By timing your response to the point at
>which the dog is forming the intent to act, but has
> not yet committed to it you will be able to make the
> strongest connection between your response and the act.

You mean WHEN YOU HURT IT?

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> The best basic dog training classes teach you
> why to do what and when.

The ADVICE above is from WON of HOWER most
respected SAR dog trainers, Master Of Deception
blankman... your PAL.

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> Most mediocre training classes teach by formula.

BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The Puppy Wizard is GETIN BORED with your dHOWEbletalk.

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>The mediocre instructors have little or no understanding
> of dog behavior, or how to read dog body language.

That so?

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> Good timing is very difficult to learn by yourself,

The Puppy Wizard is gettin nauseHOWES.

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>with only a good book or video tape. If you don't
>have access to good quality instructors then at
>least practice with a few other people so that you
> can watch one another and observe each other's
> timing of responses to the actions of each dog.

You're a MENTAL CASE.

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> Well timed praise is just as critical as well
>timed correction.

No. There's no reason EVER to "correct" a dog
cause dogs is DUMB ANIMALS. Like you, but
they don't LIE.

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> One of the other problems people face is
>  conflicting information.

INDEED?

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> There are a lot of different training techniques,

Dog trainin ain't LUCK, Master Of Deception blankman.
THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students get 100% TOTAL NON PHYSICAL CONTROL,
NEARLY INSTANTLY.

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> and some that sound very different but are really not.

CITES PLEASE? You're a liar and a dog abuser and
a goddamned MENTAL CASE.

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>It is confusing and there is no getting around it.

THAT'S HOWE COME YOU CAN'T POST HERE
ABHOWETS noMOORE.

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>  The only advice I can give you is that virtually any
> training technique you actually use consistently and
> patiently will probably result in a well trained and
> well behaved dog.

That so? Is THAT HOWE COME you *** DOGS?:

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.)  But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

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>  It is worth taking some time to explore the different
> styles and philosophies to find one that you are
>  comfortable with and will use.

That so? The Puppy Wizard SEZ HOWE we train
dogs ain't a matter of PREFERENCE.

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> There are some very good informational sites on the web.

Like yours?

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>  I have listed a variety of them and tried to identify their

focus.

INDEEDY! That's HOWE COME you can't post
here abHOWETS noMOORE.

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> Note: Many behavior problems are based on physical
> problems.

That so? The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ many
health problems are based on MISHANDLING.

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> Anytime there is a sudden unexpected change
>  in behavior the first step is to discuss the problem
> with your vet.

No, the vet can't TRAIN your dog. If there's a
BEHAVIOR problem we can TRAIN IT nearly
INSTATANTLY, if you know HOWE. If the
BEHAVIOR PROBLEM doesn't get CURED
NEARLY INSTANTLY, then we go to the vet
cause the dog would likely be SICK if TRAININ
a behavior problem doesn't work NEARLY INSTANTLY.

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>  It is simply counter productive to get angry or
> annoyed at dog reacting to a physical problem.

Oh? You don't HURT dogs when they're SICK
of being HURT?

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>  For example, when my dog Oso got destructive
>  by digging (into my bed, the rugs etc.) it turned
> out to be a symptom of dangerously low levels of
> *** calcium.

Oh. You mean he got The Amazing Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

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> The low levels gave him a tingly sensation

NO. STRESS gave him low levels of calcium.

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> which he was trying to relieve by the digging.

NO. The DIGGING was BEHAVIORAL, cause by
the same same STRESS that depleted his calcium.

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> It wasn't a symptom the vet knew to put together
> with that particular problem.

CAUSE THE PROBLEM WAS CAUSED BY STRESS
from you ABUSING HIM.

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> But pain, *** chemistry, and infections can all
> influence sensation and behavior.

You got that BACKWARDS. STRESS causes
the body to break dHOWEN.

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> A *** chemistry panel revealed a problem and
>subsequent experience showed the correlation.
> Aggression problems, for example, often have their
> root in eyesight or thyroid problems. Inappropriate
> urination or defecation often has its root in pain

NO. They're CAUSED BY STRESS, Master Of
Deception blankman. It's called The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

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> (they don't want to go down the stairs to outside,
> or get up in time go outside, etc), loss of sensation
>  (they don't recognize they need to go until they get
>  too much pressure to wait) and infection or other
> irriation (most often the cause when the dog can wait
> through the night but does the behaivor when e***d
> or anxious, e.g. being left home alone).

Those problems are SYMPTOMS of STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE.

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> Physical problems aren't always to blame, but
> they should always be ruled out first.

NO. We rule HOWET MISHANDLING and ABUSE, first,
Master Of Deception blankman.

The Puppy Wizard sez you're a liar and a dog
abuser and a goddamned mental case and you
can't post here abHOWETS noMOORE.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}; ~  )   >

                         WORDS OF WISDOM
                    from our own Lynn Kosmakos
      1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day
                          For Twenty Years

   I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

 "I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
   requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day.
   I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn more,
   while happily sharing pertinent information I have learned.

   But if I were ever to post such sh*t, I would hope that every
   other reader of this group would be rightfully outraged."

  "Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
   the right to participate in by observing the easily
   understood rules and contributing to in constructive ways."

   Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

LYNN K. and LOIS E, and a BiLateral, BiPolar
conversation on Mental problems.  LYNN AND
LOIS Almost 50 years on mental illness medications
combined

-----------------------------------------

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> But I think what Lois was referring to was the fact that
> Darlene actually stated at some point that she was
> bipolar--and, IIRC, that meds did not work for her--so she
> was prone to major-league ups and downs and sudden
> enthusiasms..

  "It wasn't that meds didn't work for her - she wouldn't take
  them. I particularly remember a comment she made about
  scarey side effects of Lithium.  Hardly.  After 17 years on
  it, I think I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
  any side effect is far less frightening than the very real
  dangers of life without it."

  Lynn K.
-----------------------------------------

LYNN K. and the UNQUIET MIND
----------------------------------------


Darlene? Date: 1999/09/03

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> I know I am totally off topic here, but have you read
>  "The Unquiet Mind"?

  Yeah.  It's interesting, but kind of watered down for the
  mass market, if you know what I mean.  There's really quite
  a lot of good work out there and decent research.  Thank
  God.

  Lynn K.
---------------------------------------

MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION "KUCKOO!!
CUCKOO!!!" MOTHER (LOIS E.) 22 YEARS on
TRICYCLICS, DAUGHTER BIPOLAR...

YOU DO THE MATH

"What's really terrific, is now days you can say proudly, 'I
take anti-depressives'"

-------------------------------------


is Darlene? Date: 1999/09/02

  BEEN ON TRICYCLICS FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS

  "I don't take lithium, but I've been on trycyclics for about
  22 years. Been there, done that, have the t-shirt to prove
  it. What's really terrific, is now days you can say proudly,

  "I take anti-depressives". Back when I started taking them
  it was seen as something shameful. If you cut your leg off,
  and were lying there with a bleeding stump, you'd never let
  the word depressed, pass your lips, or the doc's would say,
  "You're depressed, on medication?  Well, can't have any pain
  meds.....you could become ***ed."

  The good old days. I actually had a Great Aunt who's father
  locked her in her room back in the twenties because she was
  simple. A shame that medication probably would have helped
  her live a normal life.

  No Denna, I was just saying with   Darlene's personality,
  she has a way of making grandiose plans when at the top of
  her manic cycle....as does my daughter. I wasn't saying that
  anyone with problems could be counted on to be
  irresponsible."

  Lois E.

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> >>  What I have said- repeatedly - is that he took
> >> posts from two different people,
> >> took pieces of them out of context,
> >> cobbled them together,
> >> then added his own words

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

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> >>and a fake signature.

"sinofa***" instead of sionnach.

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> >> Which is exactly what he did.
> >> The actual quote is misleading
> >> when taken out of context, and Jerry's
> >> faked "quote" is downright meaningless.
> >Here's Jerry's version
> >   "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
> >    Right Arm  Over The Lab's Shoulder,
> >    Grabbed Her Opposite  Foot With My
> >    Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
> >    Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
> >    Her Throat  And Said "GRRRR!" And
> >    Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofa***.
> >Here's yours;
> >   "I dropped the leash, threw my
> >   right arm over the Lab's shoulder,
> >   grabbed her opposite foot with my
> >   left hand, rolled her on her side,
> >   leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and
> >   nipped her ear.
> >   --Sara Sionnach

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

When are you gonna FIGGER IT HOWET, People?

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>  not only can you relax more with your own dogs,
> it generally keeps other wandering dogs out. (I
>fenced my yard as much to keep one obnoxious
> neigborhood dog OUT as to keep my own dogs IN.)

sinofa*** couldn't TRAIN her dogs not to run
HOWET on her cause she HURTS them.

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> <snipped answer to #2>

>   Even better. :-) Again, I couldn't tell from the
>  original post if you were familiar with dogs -
>  so many people get them without realizing
> what's involved.

  lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
 For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
 pass it through the crate door.  Attach a line to it.
 When he barks, use the line for a correction.

 - if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

 Lynn K.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK"
Makes A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When
You Chuck The Dog The Sound Will Travel Up
The Mandible To The Ears And Give A Popping
Sound To The Dog."

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

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> > She has been around my Sister's German
> > Shepard; loves to interact with the dogs at
> > the pound & at her Godfather the Veterinarian's
> > place.


 "I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
 one shelter.)  But their ability to set their own
 schedules and duties causes a great deal of
 scheduling overhead.

 And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
 volunteers get the meaningful experience that
 they work for.

 Someone has to be responsible for that
 Volunteer Program, and it is best done
 by a non-volunteer."

 Lynn K.
 ---------------------------------

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> >Is initially cautious, but warms up fairly quickly.

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And  Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few  Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

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>   She should be fine with adding a dog to the family,
> then- although I'll second Tara's recommendation

tara o. aka tee ***ED her DEAD DOG Summer.

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> that you'd probably do best to add a young
> *** rather than a puppy or adolescent.

You're INSANE.

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>  Bumptious puppy/adolecent behaviour
> can be a bit much for a toddler.

Not if you know HOWE to HURT your dog pupperly.

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> > She LOVES them. She has, indeed, been
> >  taught (and is constantly being taught)
> > respect for animals,

           "Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a
           helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
           Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
           you to progress to striking them more
           sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
           expert trainer, discoverer of ***ism
           in Labradors.