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The Troll PUPPY WIZARD = JERRY HOWE = HOWE To Train Dogs Like Freaking MAGICK

Post by The Puppy Wizar » Sat, 19 Apr 2003 13:27:17



HOWEDY plops mom,


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> Well this guy is the same old troll who's been on here for
> years.

I'm not your daddy's troll...

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> His name is Jerry Howe and he can be reached,
> at his expense, at 1-888-246-7686 if you care to talk to him.

INDEEDY! Thank you. Oftimes folks don't notice that
in the sig on the bottom of The Puppy Wizzzard's posts.

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> 1611 24th Street Orlando,
> FL 32805  407-425-5092 direct.

INDEEDY! The Puppy Wizzzard does not entertain
visitors, HOWEver.

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> This guy has spewed hate on this newsgroup for
> literally YEARS.

INDEEDY! The Puppy Wizzzard DETESTS an animal
abuser...

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> If you like it, he hates it.

INDEEDY!

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> If you say the sky is blue, he says it's
> red, and you're going to kill your dog.

AND HE PROVES IT WITH YOUR OWN POSTS.

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> Well damn, my dog is still alive and the sky is still blue.

Yeah. Your dog is having aggression problems
and he's fixin to TURN ON YOU... it's because
you repressed him when he was little and YOU
THOUGHT you could get away with it...

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> Do a search under this newsgroup for JERRY HOWE
> and see what ya find.

Or just study your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
and ask HIM for any additional help if you need it.

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> I found several pages of people who hate him.

Yeah. The liars and dog abusers who taught you
to do what you did to your dog to cause him to
become aggressive...

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> No wonder, his product sucks.

Yeah.. That's HOWE COME The Puppy Wizzzard
offers the FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method.

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> The REAL Puppy Wizard you loser

Yeah...


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> > HOWEDY VOO DOO,









> > > > > <snip>

> > > > > What an annoying blowhard little *** you are.
> > > > Naaah, you're SPOILED. You got no idea HOWE
> > > > annoying The Puppy Wizard REALLY IS.
> > > why's he/she spoiled?
> > PUNK THUG CAN'T HANDLE PAIN OR MAGICK...
> you sir are a master trole.

OR A MASTER MAGICIAN.

Sorry Voo Doo... you must be lookin for somebody
else, we only got Elves and Magicians here bouts.

BWEAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!

HOWEDY People,

Here's HOWE to train dogs like freaking MAGICK:

Supplies:

Holy Altar With Human Skull.
Cauldron
Seven Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers
Seven Holy Bottles Seven Magick Sands
Seven Holy Spirit Herbs
Seven bottles 180 proof Holy Voo Doo Water
Three Ounces Ground Holy Maize For Creating Loa
Three Holy Voo Doo Drummers
Three Holy Voo Doo Horn Blowers
Three Holy Voo Doo Tambourine Dancers
Three Holy Tables For Dice And Card ***
Three Holy Voo Doo Cigars
Three ounces Holy Voo Doo Coffee
One Holy Voo Doo Live Sacrificial Chicken, Goat,
Bull, or Human Child (Note: Power Of Spell Is
Proportionate To Size And Value Of Sacrifice)
Concession Stand
Two Copies Of Your FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual

INSTRUCTIONS:

Light Holy Voo Doo Cigar and blow Holy Smokes around
base of and inside cauldron. Start fire under cauldron.
Begin chanting while blowing Holy Smokes on and about
Holy Altar while drawing Loa in front of Holy Altar.

When Loa is done, blow Holy Smokes to Loa.
Place Seven Holy Spirit Herbs in cauldron and
blow Holy Smokes to Spirit Herbs while chanting.

Carefully place opened Seven Bottles Holy
MAGICK Sands in front of cauldron.

Blow Holy Smokes to Seven Bottles Holy MAGICK Sands
while chanting and dancing.

Signal Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers, Holy Voo Doo
Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards to shake em up.

Blow Holy Smokes to Holy Voo Doo Dancers, Holy
Voo Doo Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards.

Start serving Seven Bottles 180 Proof Holy Water
while chanting and dancing and blowing Holy Smokes
on and about Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers.

Return to stir cauldron. Spit Holy Water in fire. Blow
Holy Smokes on fire and in and about cauldron.

Return to Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Drummers
and Blowhard and spit Holy Water and blow Holy
Smokes on and about them while chanting and dancing.

Return to Holy Altar and begin reading your FREE copy
of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method manual.

Intermittently return to stir cauldron and blow Holy
Smokes in and about cauldron and fire. Spit Holy Water
on fire, while serving Seven Bottles Holy Water and
blowing Holy Smokes and spitting Holy Water all around.

Alternately return to study and blow Holy Smokes at
and spit Holy Water on manual, being SHORE to reserve
enough Holy Water for the hair of the dog the next morning.

Ceremony should last at least three hours, four is better.
After Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Holy Voo Doo
Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards expire, blow
Holy Smokes on and about them and send everybody
back to their HOWESES.

Release Holy Voo Doo Sacrifice, that's barbaric.

Bathe in cauldron while studying manual while blowing
Holy Smokes and spitting Holy Water on and about
your FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

Catch a couple hours shut eye.

Immediately upon awakening, thank GOD you're
still alive and take hair of dog and make coffee.
Study your FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual while having coffee.

Then you're ready to start. Follow the instructions
in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End Dog
Training Method manual and TRAIN YOUR DOG.

IT WORKS LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK, ONLY BETTER.

Ask me if you need any extra help.

The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW;~]>

 Thank you,
 Jerry Howe,
 Director of Research,
 BIOSOUND Scientific
 Director of Training,
 Wits' End Dog Training
 1611 24th St
 Orlando, FL 32805
 Phone: 1-407-425-5092
 Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
 Phone: 1-888-WITSEND  (1-888-948-7363)

 The Puppy Wizard. <TPW;-)>

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