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WOOF: New member for SQUEAK KLUB

Post by Tony J. Podras » Tue, 30 Mar 1999 04:00:00



          FINAL SCORE: Velcro:1 SKWRL:0

Well - let me tell you about my bruvver!

We were goforwalk in the woods, when Velcro heard a skwrl.
Now, dis dog does not like skwrl barks, and he took off
after it. The stoopid skwrl was on top of a rock and didn't
see Velcro coming. Velcro grabbed the skwrl in his mouff
and shookshookshook him deaddeaddead to teach it not to
make those noises.

When we caught up wiff Velcro, there he was standing over
the skwrl. I took it from him and carried it around for
a while, and then left it for the Coyotes.

Then - when we got back to the den, we went out to the
horse den to feed the horse. Velcro found a mouse and
caught it, and then he ate it, too.

So - we would like to get Velcro officially into the
SQUEAK KLUB. Dis makes our whole fambily in SQUEAK!

Sniff Yah Later,
-Dainty/The Pakled

 
 
 

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Post by V ANDERSO » Tue, 30 Mar 1999 04:00:00


Haroooo Dainty!
    Congratulations to Velcro on the skwirl victory!  Now, howeffur, I must
do a ritchewel for the poor dead skwirl an' mouse.  The last time when Pig
skwashed the skwirl left me so upset, I hafta go howl 'cause the skwirl an'
mouse can't be chased any more.  I've decided that I'd rather herd them
myself.  ***I'm happy fur you at the same time.
Your friend,
Chauncey the silly sheltie, feeling bad that there's one less skwirl for
chasin'
 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Thu, 01 Apr 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>> Velcro grabbed the skwrl in his mouff
>> and shookshookshook him deaddeaddead to teach it not to
>> make those noises.
>> Velcro found a mouse and
>> caught it, and then he ate it, too.
>> Dis makes our whole fambily in SQUEAK!
>> -Dainty/The Pakled

.............................

    Ditto, whatchew fink?  Is this a showoffdoggie 'r what?  Do you
b'lieve this prepst.....prepotstr......pre.....ridiculous story?  Hah! I
don' FINK so.  The whole fambly?????  Cheeze!!

Pig (the LOUD)

--
Dog-Code: Pig (theLOUD)  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++  Proud wink*wink to Ditto the LARGE

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make 'er the kinda person I think she OUGHTA be.(Pig)

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