Our Suicide Clown Contingient - ***The Three Stoodges*** Re: One teensy little step forward

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Our Suicide Clown Contingient - ***The Three Stoodges*** Re: One teensy little step forward

Post by The Puppy Wiza » Wed, 06 Nov 2002 10:11:45





Quote:
>You all are probably aware of our ongoing efforts to get Khan
>to be 'normal' with people.  Someone at the dog park (Ms.
>Jaws' dad Steve for those who've seen the pics) has been
>trying for a very long time now to be friends with him, with
>very little success.  In fact, he was pretty bummed that Khan
>would be okay with perfect strangers but not with him, whom
>he had been seeing on a regular basis for the past year or
>so.
>Suja



HOWEDY People,

Here's our suicide clown contingent we've talked about before.
Our pal carol levie has been an outspoken critic of Jerry and
his teachings, instead favoring hurting her dog under the
tutelage
of our lying dog abusing Thug graduate of captain haggerty's
school
of lying dog abusing dog training lesson salesmen

carol's history is replete with hurting her dog and behing sent
to
***y's competitior so he wouldn't be holding the bag for
carol's
dog TURNING ON HER, as HE DID upon finishing her pronged
spiked pinch ***collar FRIENDLY  TRAINING.

As a direct result of mishandling their dogs we've got the
gruesome twosome with broken ribs and out of control
troubled dogs, who COULD BE NORMAL within ONE WEEK,
if they'd simply learn to STOP HURTING THEIR DOGS to
train them.

The following accounts are reprehensible examples of abuse:


Quote:
> > Me, not Zuki.

But of course, di. You always HURT your dog, that's hardly
news. But now that you've got your payback, that IS news,
this is the NEWS that I've been waitin for to PROVE you and
your pals will NEVER be able to hurt your dogs enough to
control them.

Quote:
> > I was walking her last week before work.  I have to admit
> > that I wasn't paying a ton of attention to her, because I
was
> > talking to my son.

IMAGINE allowing your own child to watch you jerk ***and
shock your dog.

Quote:
> > Zuki spotted a rabbit, and she took off.

Because you've NEVER TRAINED HER to not want to molest
animals, you've spent all your time trying to HURT her for just
lookin at them. That's HOWE COME your pal carol's dog
TURNED ON HER. Tell us she didn't, carol. Go ahead.

Quote:
> > Like an idiot,

I couldn'ta put it betta.

Quote:
> > I held when I shoulda let go.

That'd NEVER happens with my students cause they're taught
NEVER TO PULL to force control of their dogs, cause we need
TOTAL OFF LEAD CONTROL, and you CAN'T get that HURTIN
your dog on lead. You'd need to learn HOWE to HURT your dog
off lead, say with your shock collar, but that seldom works
either,
cause YOU GOT TO KNOW HOWE TO HURT THE DOG PROPERLY.

You don't. You HURT your dog like ***y maida taught you, and
he don't know HOWE to HURT a dog PROPERLY, or he wouldn't
NEED to HANG them when they TURN on you as your dog has
done as a DIRECT RESULT of the vicious training your "expert"
has given you.

Quote:
> > Zuki weighs upwards of 90 pounds,

My dogs often go 225 and we don't HURT them cause
they'll mop the goddamned floor with you for pullin that
***on them as you dog has shown you, but was TOO
SMALL to effectively disarm and *** you IN DEFENSE!

Quote:
> > and she is a very strong GSD/husky mix.

And you're a very stupid ignorant human with a big ego problem.

Quote:
> > I went over really ***to my left side.

That's PREDICTABLE. That's HOWE COME I train all my
students to HANDLE THE LEAD PROPERLY so we don't
have this sort of PREDICTABLE ACCIDENT. I teach my
student's to install a 100% reliable instant come command,
so an off lead dog is never a problem.

Quote:
> > I just laid there for a moment,

DUMBSTRUCK.

Quote:
> > then got up.

BWWWAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I LOVE IT!

Quote:
> > The pain didn't really hit till a few minutes later.  Oh

shit!!!!!!!

Yeah, could take five years or longer to get them not to hurt
so much....

Quote:
> Oh boy...can I relate!

INDEED carol levie. You've been HURTING your dog since the git
go.

Quote:
> My GSD, Shayna, pulled a similar stunt last year.

AFTER SHE WAS TRAINED by your pal our own ***y maida
and his COMPETITOR who taught your dog to TURN on you.

Quote:
> I went down, and ended up with a broken rib and shoulder,
> plus miscellaneous other injuries.

YOU DESERVE IT carol. You're a dog abuser.

It was a month or so before I could breathe without pain. It
took many
months for the shoulder to heal...even with physical therapy.

After the incident, I could only use one hand on the
leash...and with one
hand, I did not have the strength to hold on to her if she
decided to lunge
again, even if she was wearing a pinch collar. So, for a few
months, Shayna
was put on an e-collar. (Yeah, I know...here's where I'm going
to get
flamed. But you do what you have to do! She was professionally
fitted, and I
was trained in its use by one of the most knowledgeable
trainers in the
area.)

<snip>

Quote:
> > I think that she understands,

If a dog understands, they DO, cause THAT'S THE
NATURE OF THE BEAST.

Quote:
> > but her prey drive is so strong,

Naaah, that's BUNK! That's a lame excuse for being INCOMPTENT.

Quote:
> > and she just doesn't listen to me.

Yeah, HOWE ABOUT THAT!!! That's on account of you listened
to our professor SCRUFF SHAKE dermer from UofWI who told
you to not listen to Jerry cause Jerry don't know HOWE to HURT
a dog properly. He suggested you read lying frosty dahls
abusive
methods cause THAT'S WHAT DOG ABUSERS DO, di.

Quote:
> > I can't keep doing this.

Yeah, I KNOW. That's HOWE COME Jerry's able to croak you
bastards every time you turn around here...

Quote:
> >  I need to hire a trainer again,

TO LEARN TO HURT YOUR DOG MOORE. BWWWHAHAHAAAA!!!

Quote:
> > and go for the refresher course.

Your dog will attack you and you'll KILL IT, it's an rpdb
CONVENTION.

Quote:
> > Cripes, if I break one more bone, just shoot me.

I'd prefer to have you arrested for dog abuse before that
happens,
but we haven't got LAWS passed yet. See where we're goin with
all this, FOLKSIES?

Quote:
> It's just that I've broken so many bones over my lifetime.  

This sucks.

ENJOY YOUR PAIN, you brought it on youreslf when you chose
to HURT your dog to train IT.

Quote:
> I believe that when you have a dog with a high prey drive-

That's BULLSHIT. If you got a dog with a "high drive," that
means you've got a CONTROL you can use to drive that dog
anyHOWE you'd LIKE, without HURTIN IT. But that means
you'd need to LEARN HOWE to properly handle your dog.

Quote:
> -as we both do-

Curious, that. Both of you all broke up behind out of control
dogs,
tellin everybody not to listen to Jerry cause Jerry's a LIAR.

Quote:
> -you have to take a different approach.

Yeah? Tell us all about your different approach, carol with
the broken ribs and out of control handler aggressive dog.

Quote:
> You must be more alert and aware than your dog at all times.

Ya mean instead of training IT?

Quote:
> This does not make for relaxing walks!

That's cause you're always lookin out to HURT your dog,
so your dog is always lookin out for a kat before you
can HURT her, and THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED that got
you bums broke up... AS PREDICTED.

BWWWAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Quote:
> And yes, a refresher course will probably help.

YEAH? My students CURE this kind of problem in about a week,
often TWO DAYS. It's EZ, but you got to know HOWE.

Quote:
> Getting and keeping the dog's attention is primary...

THAT'S EZ, I teach my students to do that without gettin
off their butts as they're STUDYING their FREE copy
of my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
available for FREE.

Quote:
> and it can be almost impossible with this type of dog.

YOU CAN'T BLAME THE DOG NO MOORE, dog abusers.

Quote:
>  You can be walking along with the dog walking nicely

UNDER DURESS of a shock or pronged spiked pinch ***
or "gl" NECKBREAKER. You're a lying dog abusing Thug, carol.

Quote:
> and listening to you

If the dog was LISTENING TO YOU, IT wouldn't be OUT OF CONTROL.

Quote:
> and then, all of a sudden, all hell breaks loose.

Because the dog IS NOT LISTENING to you, IT is waiting for
an opportunity to ESCAPE or attack a dog or kat BEFORE
YOU CAN HURT IT.

Quote:
> Though I don't think there is one solution that works for

everyone,

THAT'S HOWE COME I CAME HERE TO PUT YOU LYING
DOG ABUSING BASTARDS OUTTA THIS BUSINESS.

Quote:
> here's what has been working for us:

THAT'S HOWE COME YOU GOT HURT AND YOUR
DOG IS OUT OF CONTROL.

Quote:
> Shayna is now on a Gentle Leader,

The GL is A LIE. It is neither gentle or a leader, it's
DESIGNED to HURT and INTIMIDATE.

Quote:
> though she has not acclimated to it 100% and probably never

will!

AS STATED.  IT IS CRUEL AND ABUSIVE.

Quote:
> Even though she has always walked nicely on a leash,

NOT TRUE! She's ALWAYS been aggressive to other animals.

Quote:
> I have her heel as we leave the house,

You THREATEN HER as you leave...

Quote:
>  since I never know if there's going to be another dog

outside

And that's HOWE COME the dog is always alert for the hidden
critter, cause YOU WARN HER IT'S OUT THERE waiting to
be ambushed!!!

Quote:
> (her prey drive is directed primarily toward other, smaller

dogs).

And has been for over two years, carol. FIGGER IT OUT!

My student Valerie CURED her dog aggressive Dalmation
who'd been in a shelter for two years, in 2 DAYS! Nevyn
TRAINED 2 FEMALE PIT BULL FIGHTERS in 23 days.

Quote:
> Once the coast is clear,

The coast will NEVER be clear for a dog abuser like you
and ***y and di, and carol, cause I'm gonna EXPOSE YOU
AND YOUR ILK, TO THE WORLD.

Quote:
> I release her from the heel...but stay ever vigilant.

Shove it, dog abuser.

Quote:
> Since she is never far away from my side,

BECAUSE SHE'S UNTRUSTWORTHY.

Quote:
>  it's fairly easy to get her back to heel position if I
> spot another dog.

YOU ***HER.

Quote:
> She gets rewarded for not lunging,

You think so? She gets bribed and doesn't know HOWE COME
or she'd be TRAINED, wouldn't she, carol IDIOT.

Quote:
> gets a bigger reward

DOGS DO NOT WORK FOR CREDIT!

Quote:
> for noticing but not reacting aggressively toward the other

animal,

That's an illusion...

Quote:
> and she gets a jackpot if she ignores it completely.

That's ABSURD. A dog will fight the refrigerator to
find a tiny speck of the same food in his bowl right
next to it. Dogs clearly do not understand BONANZAS!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

Quote:
> That's rare, of course.

Pffft. Of course, it'd be a ACCIDENT!!!

Quote:
> The consensus on Shayna's behavior is that it's as
>  good as it's going to get.

You mean your captain haggarty graduate can't train your
dog, nor can his competitor who "DOES THAT ALL THE  TIME,"
which was the EXCUSE ***y gave you for sending you to
his competitor, so you wouldn't come back here WITH THIS
SAD TALE OF ABUSE AND FAILURE.

Quote:
> The prey drive is so strong,

A highly driven dogs is like having keys to the craft...

Quote:
> so innate,

Like the teachings I rely on to CURE all behavior problems
nearly INSTANTLY?

Quote:
> that there's really nothing I can do to completely override

it.

You'd have to FORGET all the abuse you've been taught
by your dog lover pals, and DO EVERYTHING JERRY SEZ.

Quote:
>  All I can do is to try to direct and reward her for

appropriate behavior.

BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOWE TO TRAIN A DOG,
EVEN WITH THE "HELP" OF THE BEST EXPERTS IN THE
INDUSTRY!!!

Quote:
> (And pray!)

NOT TO MY G-D YOU BETTER NOT!!! Keep your poisonous
thoughts to your lying dog abusing Thug pals. PRAY FOR THEM
to your hypocrite GOD who'll watch you bastards ***shock
beat and kill your best dogs cause you can't stop HURTING THEM
cause THAT IS YOU HUMAN NATURE!!!

Quote:
> We continue to train, of course.

NO. YOU CONTINUE TO ABUSE AND LIE TO YOURSELF!

Quote:
> Good luck...

LUCK? PRAY FOR MOORE LUCK... IT AIN'T HAPPENIN, NOT
NO WAY, NOT NOHOWE.

Quote:
> and I hope you heal quickly!

She'll be in PAIN for YEARS, as YOU ARE NOW, carol,
cause you KILLFILED JERRY and CHOSE TO HURT YOUR
DOG.

Quote:
> Carol

Thank you carol, for EPITOMIZING The SYNDROME.
You may make psychiatric history...as a CASE STUDY.

NOW GET THE HEEL OUTTA HERE YOU MISERABLE LYING
DOG ABUSING THUG.

Quote:
> Di
> "May all your weeds be wildflowers."
> Anonymous

Val writes Monday, 6/3/02:

Well, for what it's worth, I am praising without physical
contact and she
does seem to listen better than when I would praise with it.  I
agree that
it is a distraction.

Anyway, no more aggressive behaviors from her since I started
the Witts End.

Quote:
Nevyn writes:

Jerry I cannot even begin to tell you the success Ive had with
your training
manual! My two mutts have gone from out-of-control psychos to
obedient well
behaved companions within a matter of weeks! AND My friends
have seen the
success and have asked me to work on their dogs! I was working
with a 5
month old Ridgeback female today and she was being an angel
after like an
hour of working with her! it is AMAZING!! I pity those fools
who take their
dogs to classes where the "Trainers" abuse their dogs! (do they
have a
degree? A masters? a Phd? by the way? NO they are average joes
off the
street who think they know how to train dogs!)

Once again, Jerry, you are a genius!

NEVYN and my Dogs, Rizzo and Midget, My Grandparents
dogs, Dusty and Snoopy, and my friends pup, Jazz.

================

Never give out your password or credit card number in an
instant message conversation.

Nevyn says:
hello Jerry.

Jerry says:
HOWEDY Nevyn

Nevyn says:
How are you?

Jerry says:
sup?

Nevyn says:
Oh nothing

Nevyn says:

My dogs are alot better now!

Jerry says:
fine

Jerry says:
tell me

Nevyn says:

about other
dogs

Jerry says:
naah

Nevyn says:
I can let them inside and they wont eat the cats

Jerry says:
naah

Nevyn says:
Yup

Jerry says:
what did you do, buy a shock collar?

Nevyn says:
No

Nevyn says:
Praised them

Jerry says:
ahh!

Jerry says:
you think they're 100% better

Nevyn says:
'cept they still bark at the neighbour but only coz he swears
at them and
pours water on them

Nevyn says:
nahh they still have stinky breath!

Nevyn says:
muahaha

Jerry says:
ok

Jerry says:
I'll go for that

Jerry says:
it'll take a couple more days to break the neighbor thing if
you're
consistent

Jerry says:
then he won't swear and throw water at them

Nevyn says:
yeah but he's only out on the weekends

Jerry says:
but they'll still have stinky breath

Nevyn says:
muahahaha

Jerry says:
you gonna write the group and tell them they're suckin hind
teat?

Nevyn says:
eh

Nevyn says:
nah

Nevyn says:
cant

Nevyn says:
my news server isn't workin

Nevyn says:
how about u just screenshot or copy this chat and post it

Jerry says:
why not.

Nevyn says:
sorry been tryin all day to get on the news server

Jerry says:
you got anything you'd like to tell the dog lovers who would
prefer
to see you ***and shock and lock your dogs in a box?

Jerry says:
I guess you don't want to tell them nuthin that they don't
already know,
huh?

Nevyn says:
hah

Nevyn says:
tell them they're ***ers who need to die

Nevyn says:
dogs aren't for abusing they are for loving they love so much

Jerry says:
that's HOWE COME they got me now

Jerry says:
howe much training time did it take for the two of 'em?

Nevyn says:
pfftt

Nevyn says:
it didn't even seem like training

Nevyn says:
its been 24 days since I got your manual

Jerry says:
pfffttt!!!!

Jerry says:
hhahahahaha

Jerry says:
have you got that feeling that they're in tune with EVERYTHING
you're
wanting them to do?

Jerry says:
I forgot what city you're in.

Jerry says:
maybe if you're near alphalpha sweeny you can swing by and
LAUGH your ass
off at him growling at his dogs???

Jerry says:
BWWWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Nevyn says:
LOL

Nevyn says:
I'm in Perth, Australia!

Nevyn says:
and yes they do seem to be in tune

=====================

Nevyn says:
oh!! the other day my dogs went into *** position when a
tiny little toy poodle came up barking at them! !LOL

Jerry says:
EXCELLENT!

Nevyn says:
lol

Jerry says:
they knew they didn't need to fight, cause everything was in
your expert control.

Keep up the good work. j;~)
-----------------


Subject: Newsgroups: rec. pets. dogs. behavior
View this article only
Date: 2002-03-01 03:15:50 PST

Hello

I have two mungrel females; the breeds exactly are Blue Heeler
(spots) x Kelpi (*** genes) x American Pitbull
(behavioural) x Pug
(don't laugh!).

They are gentle loving dogs when I'm at home with them, and
they are
friendly with unknown people. They are sisters. One is
obviously
*** over the other, and I don't have a problem with that,
however;

Their behaviour is very odd. Some days they are very good
whilst I'm
walking them, some days they are not. They are 3 years old and
have
only been walking for about 12 months because my mom didn't
walk them
and now I'm home so I walk them for about an hour and half
every
afternoon. I take them to the park where they chase birds and
swim in
the lake.

This is my problem :

The less-*** dog viscously barks at every other dog we
walk
past; I have tried using a stick and giving her a tap when she
does it,
and treating her with treats when she doesn't, using a ***
chain, a
muzzle and a thing that sprays stuff in her mouth when she
barks.

She won't stop! Does anyone know how I can stop her? ]

Also, the more-*** dog seems to know this is WRONG, when
the
other dog barks, she doesn't bark, but she nips at the other
dog as if
telling her to cut it out, and then the barking one attacks the
more-*** one and they fight on the leash... it is quite
disturbing to the people walking past.

And also the more-*** one is okay around other
dogs... SOMETIMES... sometimes she completely ignores them, and
yet
other times she will attack them, like yesterday. The less
***
one I must keep on a leash if a person brings there dog to the
park.

How do I stop them attacking other dogs? I have tried all the
methods
I have used above for 10 months every afternoon. Is it just a
pac
k-behaviour thing?

It can really be quite embarrassing when your dogs attack some
old
lady's or little girl's dog.

They are good dogs, when at home or when there are no other
dogs
around. Today there were hundreds of sparrows flying around the
park
and they were chasing them and jumping up trying to catch them
for
more than 90 minutes (They went straight to bed when I bought
them
home!). Can anyone help me? Email me at my emails address,

Thanks,
Nevyn

=======================

Friday, 5/31/02:
HOWEDY Valerie,


message

news.ops.worldnet.att.net...

Quote:
> I recently adopted a female, spayed 3 1/2 yr old dalmatian
from a no-kill
> shelter.

Nice goin.

Quote:
> She spent 2 years in the shelter and naturally she has some
> socialization issues to overcome.

Naaah not naturally, anyHOWE. Kenneling for a long time
shouldn't have problems associated with it if the facility
was reasonable, and if they're not killin dogs they couldn't
be as cruel as our dog lovers janet boss john richardson
and mikey ball who gladly help dogs DIE.

Quote:
> My problem is I am not quite sure HOW to tackle these issues.

. .

Don't worry about it! I got all the answers and none of the
calories.
All ya got to do is agree to do anything Jerry sez and you get
the
aluminum funnel hat, membership card, secret password, secret
decoder ring, secret fan club privileges, secret FREE Wits' End
Dog
Training Method manual, secret FREE Wits' End Dog Training
Method
member's benefits, and secret Contract Signed In Werewolf And
Elf
*** with a lifetime GUARANTEE NEVER to have a dog behavior
problem again and your dog will ALWAYS WANT to do as you ask.

IMPOSSIBLE? It gets EVEN BETTER! Stick around...

Quote:
> 1.  She is aggressive toward **ALL** other dogs,

Ooops! WE got a TOUGH problem here. I hope you're fit,
dog training is a physical skill not easily learned through
books, the written word just can't SHOW you the precise
moves necessary for commanding a dog.

Every dog is an individual, and we got to SEE the behaviors
to even GUESS what's going on with your dog. THEN we got
to formulate a training program based on the individual dog's
requirements for physical and emotional PRESSURE and learn
the fine art of attrition and have the expertise to hurt your
dog
PRECISELY, and ONLY WHEN NECESSARY.

But FIRST, a trip to the vet is in order. Any sudden changes in
behavior needs to be examined by the veterinarian and he'll be
able to give you a referral to such an expert who knows HOWE
and when to HURT your dog properly to make it friendly or
advise you when to KILL IT TO BE FAIR.

So, tomorrow morning call your vet and make an appointment
in 15 days to put your dog to sleep. Ask him HOWE MUCH.
Hang up the phone and SPEAK TO NO ONE!!!

SAY NOTHING TILL you put that money into an envelope
with your dog's name PRINTED on it in UPPER CASE thingys.
MAKE SURE you GO DIRECTLY TO THE BANK, SPEAK
NOTHING!, and withdraw ONLY NEW BILLS!

If you cannot obtain NEW currency KEEP GOIN! We need
CLEAN MONEY for this SACRIFICE. When you accept
this money DO NOT TOUCH! HAVE THE TELLER PUT
THE BILLS INTO THE ENVELOPE AND SEAL IT.

ASK HER TO PRINT YOUR DOG'S NAME ON THE BACK,

Ooops! DON'T! That's just an expression. Hand the teller a
note. DON'T SPEAK!

NOT THE FRONT. THE BACK OF THE SACRIFICIAL
ENVELOPE IN UPPER CASE THINGY'S.

Now you can speak, but don't, nobody will believe you. Trust
me.
Take the envelope to your HOWES and put it inside your pillow
case and FORGET ABOUT IT. Don't need that for two weeks yet.

Quote:
> even dogs that have shown that they are willing to be

***.

Oooops? What's that mean? I don't understand doggietalkie.
You mean she attacks other dogs, boys, girls, puppys, all dogs?
Good. That tells me we consistency going for us to fix it.

When does she get an opportunity to have a dog cower?

Quote:
> Upon sight of a dog, she lunges and snarls.

O.K., that's GOOD! That tells me we can probably break the
lunging in a few minutes of work. Maybe five, but we'll need
to repeat it a few times to generalize the idea. And we'll need
to do a little work to learn to handle her properly, maybe an
hour over several 15 minute sessions and a half dozen 5
minute sessions. I hope your ciphering is keepin up with us.

Quote:
> 2.  She is usually kind and affectionate toward her owner

(me),

Well, usually? I don't like usually. I like always,
consistent,100%,
that's what's good. Always consistent. Consistent behaviors
change to other, often seemingly un related, consistent
behaviors.

Dogs like consistency too, but not repression. You'll see.

Quote:
> but recently began turning sour

Ooops! That's good. That tells me the rest of the problem
is as I thought, JUST a little mishandling. I'll teach you
every thing you need to know. We're about half way
done training already. WATCH!

Quote:
> and for no apparent reason

All problem dog behaviors are a PREDICTABLE direct result
of our ineffective and inappropriate responses to our dog's
innate normal natural instinctive reflexive responses to
circumstances of their environment WE create for them.

I'll teach you HOWE to train yourself to respond differently
to your dog's instinctive reflexes to you, which will cause
your dog to reflex differently to your CONDITIONED reflexive
responses and interactions towards him, compelling him
to NATURALLY WANT to do EVERY THING you ask,
cause THAT'S THE NATURE OF THE BEAST.

Once YOU have learned proper handling techniques
and appropriate non physical control through conditioned
distraction and praise *(ABOUT 2 HRS WORK, maybe
less,) you'll be able to negotiate any obstacle LIKE
MAGICK, relying on scientific conditioning and desensitization
techniques and demonstrated self control as explained in
our Contract.. err, your FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
manual available for FREE. Ahem.

Unless you got that one in a BAZILLION dog that's gonna
throw Jerry the dew claw. Don't let that happen. I'll work
you through the whole process and you'll see results
tomorrow. You'll have the behavior in pretty good shape
in a week, and in about ten days we should be ready to start
introducing her to a couple select dogs in about fif***
minutes
of work and then we'll repeat that again a couple times and
again with a couple moore dogs and then we'll be ready to start
with the first dog again for the off lead introduction and
you're DONE.

Oooops! PROBLEMO. My arithmetic sez we're gonna
need a couple moore days to work this introduction
business till the aggression is thoroughly and permanently
extinguished. If we break our Contract, I'm err, shall we say
OUTTA HERE FOREVER?

Of course I could handle this a lot faster in person myself
cause I can control you and your dog to insure the result,
so nobody's got to do nothin noHOWE, but speak when I ask,
and hush as I speak and relish each word like candy you'd eat,
and jump when I say, ask HOWE HIGH and salute, and
tout tributes to Jerry's manual whenever you open your mouth...

That's all. Oh, and one other thing... I hope you don't faint
at the sight of ***. WE got to sign a contract. HOWE
MUCH do you want this dog to turn out PERFECT in
about two weeks? I'm willing to...shall we say STAKE
my ahahahahahaaaa, life on it???

BWWWWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Quote:
> and...

And NUTHIN. I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF SATAN, DOG LOVER!!!

You'll do as I say and dance when I speak...and sing
for your breakfast and beg for your treat ...I'll stop at
nuthin to save
your dog's life, include sell the souls
of my dog and my wife, to prove there's no way to make
a dog lover right. I'll go with The Devil to save our dog's
lives, I'll fight tooth and nail with guns and with knives,
I'm droppin the hammer on dog trainer's careers,
and takin their eye teeth along with their rears. They
been jerkin and chokin the life outta dogs and now I
got them all by their balls in my jaws...

Now go ahead and pinch my ears..., or just make me laugh.

I just told you we figured out your dog's problem.

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> snarls toward me!

Big deal. She won't do that noMOORE once you learn
to handle her like any of my students.

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> This has completely destroyed the trust

What trust? The trust established with your ***collar
and corrections?

Don't worry about a thing. WE got a CONTRACT. Remember?

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> we were building over the past month.

BWWWWAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA!!! Got me laughin
in Spanish and I don't even speak Spanish.

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> 3.  She deals with visitors,

Deals? Sounds tentative. She's just a little shy. Don't worry
about it.
I'm the only game in town. I got the deal  and Jerry don't make
no
deals... Well not no moore, since I'm temporarily outta... mmm,
currency.

Jerry don't compromise with dog lovers who prefer to
hurt and kill dogs than spend a couple hours trying to show
the dog HOWE to live instead of forcing IT to choose the
degree of pain it prefers to tolerate in between spurts of
life,
anxiety, and repression.

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> but is very anxious around people she doesn't know.

Shy. The anxiety is a result of punishment for being aggressive
cause she's shy, or maybe just from back when a puppy jumpin
up onto a guest and gettin kneed in the chest or toes stepped
on or alphaphalpha rolled and growled into their throat pr just
SCRUFF SHAKE and screamed NO for 5 seconds or chin CHUCKED
and bit on the ears till they***themselves or jerked and
choked
on a pronged spiked pinch ***collar or burned with a medical
grade static like stimulation device or containment system like
our dog lovers at k9 web and cindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooron recommend TO ENHANCE THE BOND between 'trainer'
and dog.

Our traditional training methods are what's making your dog
turn on you for hurting and scaring her during her meetings
with other dogs. Our pal lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn and
janet boss recommend pronged spiked pinch ***and shock
and citronella collars for training this kind of dog... and
they'd
rather not put IT through all that when there's SO MANY dogs
that are deserving of their HELP. And then they'll deny it,
despite
it's archived FOREVER.

You see where WE're goin with all this? WATCH.

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>  At first she would scream if a stranger petted her with 2

hands.

I'd probably come real close to dropping the hammer on them
myself. My dogs will bite you if a stranger meeting us put
their
hands on us in a restraining manner. We don't like that. Trust
me.
Strangers touching us means we got to run and find an *** or
a policeman. RIGHT? Either that or...

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> I just don't trust her around anyone yet.

Me too. I never trust a dog. I only trust my training methods
and then we don't got to worry about what the heel the dog
cares... who the heel's the goddamned trainer, you or the
dog?

THE DOG!

You got to TRAIN YOURSELF to reflex to his needs properly
and then he'll reflex to his natural instinct and be able to
use
his dog skills as part of your family pack, equally with you
and the other family members.

Every thing you've been taught about handling your dog
is DEAD WRONG and your dog is prima fascia evidence
in Jerry's Giiihhhaaad against the dog behavior industry
for bringing us every dog behavior problem we've got.

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> 4.  She lunged at my sisters 2 year old

$#!T! You're gonna try and make this hard for me aren't ya,
pullin the fear/guilt double high card trump tryin to make Old
Jerry roll over and***himself with the 2 yo kid card???

NOTHIN DOIN! Get the heel outta here!

IN THE NAME OF SATAN I REBUKE YOU, DOG LOVERS!!!

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> the same way she lunged toward other dogs, aggressively.

Duh-Oh! Spooooookey!!! BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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> I really really like this dog,

THAT'S GREAT! I do too. I like all dogs on general principle
and individual dogs on merit and don't like nobody no moore
than me...and mine. You got your copy of The Contract?
Don't worry about nuthin. Me an mine are comin through
this alive... sort of, in a sense.

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> when she is calm and able to relax.

Vs what? I would like to know when she's not calm and able
to relax... tell us what she's doin. THOSE are the anxiety
relief mechanisms WE need to deal with so I can fulfill
OUR Contract and... finish you off, and that little dog too!

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> I want to keep her,

LIKEWISE. WE got a long term Contract. Haven't we?

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> but I don't really know what the best way to establish
> the necessary trust.

Yeah, as a matter of fact we got EXPERTS here. Let me
INTRODUCE you around?

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> Any ideas out there?

Yeah. Our dog lovers were just on their way to another forum.
Weren't you, dog lovers? We'll introduce our new found friends
later. Right now our OP's got some studying to do before she
has an accident cause she won't know HOWE to handle her
lead to stop triggering her dog to pull if she's wastin time
with
dog abusers who jerk and ***dogs. That's moore then half
of what gets IT angry.

Now if this sounds too unbelievable I'll just up the ante.

I'll PAY YOU $10.00 / hr to study with me, IF YOU FAIL.
Call or write for details and agreement: 1 888 WITSEND. Jerry.
j;~)


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> I moved to Jacksonville, Florida about a year ago with my
lovely wife
> linda. 3 times a week for 7 months I visited the Dog shelter
and
> Humane Society looking for a German Shepherd. There were
several times
> they had a dog there, but I was looking for a ***. The
reason for
> this is, all my life I have always had a female German
shepard.
> Therefore, I wanted another one. Finally about 6 weeks ago, I
found
> her. "Angel" looked just like my previous dog of 12 years. I
called m
> wife, she came down and fell in love with her immediately.
> We filled out the paper work and left the Humane Society with
her. We
> drove directly to Pet Smart to buy all the essentials. We
bought the
> biggest crate available. Let it be known I have never used a
crate
> with any of my previous dogs. The biggest difference is my
other dogs
> I had from puppy age. Angel just turned 2, 3 days before

adoption.

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> Angel appeared to be happy the trip home. Her ears were down
all the
> time and her tail was so far between her legs that it looked
like she
> had 3 ears. (humor)
> None the less, we knew we had a dog that was insecure.
> The first night we let Angel sleep in the living room.
However, we had
> to go to work the next day. We pet her, kissed her and put
her in the
> crate in the middle of the living room. During the day, my
sons came
> home to walk her, give her a little loving and play with her.
Then put
> her back in the crate and go to work. When we got home the
first day,
> everything in the crate was ripped to shreds. The neighbors
> approached us and said that the dogs barked constantly for 3
hours.
> then barked continuously after my sons left again. We thought
it was
> because everything was new. We were wrong. The dig did this
every day
> for 4 days.
> The 4th day was our first scheduled visit with the vet. The
vet told
> us he can see that the dog is suffering from a abuse and
separation
> anxiety. So, the vet puts the dog on clomicalm. (not sure of
the
> spelling). Well, for two days the dog walked around like
Jerry Garcia
> on a Friday night after a concert, stoned!
> However, we were home with her the entire weekend.
> We crated her for work and came home to a barking dog, ripped
bedding
> in the crate, upset neighbors and the plastic bottom of the
crate
> completely torn to bits. It was obvious that crating was not
a good
> thing.
> The next day we decided to leave her out of the crate to see
what
> would happen. What a major mistake. We came home to almost
$1,000  in
> damage. Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn down,

etc.

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> The next day we put her in the crate again. This time we came
home to
> a nice 2' x 3' hole in our carpet in the middle of the living
room,
> right down to the cement. I told my wife that we cannot
afford to keep
> this dog. We should go out and get a puppy. She was upset and
said
> there must be something we can do. I told her this. " I will
go on the
> internet and see what is available". I was desperate and
wanted to see
> if there was someone who could help.
> We read the information about the DDR and emailed Jerry.
Jerry was
> kind enough to give us his phone number to discuss Angel in
more
> detail. First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
doing
> exactly what he said to do in the manual. Exactly as we did
was was
> written, the results were exactly as he said it would be.
Then we
> purchased the DDR. This is an amazing god send to us. First
of all,
> Jerry sent it to us wihtout paying. (thanks for that gesture)
> This has such and AMAZING effect. This testimonial is kind of
winded
> so I will say this......Jerry's product literally saved this
dogs life.
> Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The dog
shows
> absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry told us the
product works
> immediately and it did! She does not bark at all during the
day except
> when the mailman drops mail into the slot on the door. The
manual for
> training works exactly as it says!
> We told our vet about this and he said that there are all
kind of
> gimmicks. I told my vet that as a person who holds a degree
of higher
> education, there just are some things they don't have in the
text
> books and he should be receptive to that. We are proof. Angel
was one
> day from going back to the humane society.
> Listen to this...My wife wrote one of the so called know it
all of
> pets. His response to the exact letter we initially wrote to
> Jerry..."Get rid of the dog, bring her back" I'll save this
person
> embarrassment by not saying the name. However, you know who
you are
> and I have this to say to you. Go pump gas or bus tables
because you
> sir, do not belong working with animals!
> Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news group, I
can't
> for the life of me understand why this many people are so
dang blind
> or ignorant.
>  You just keep plugging away at what you do, because you my
friend are
> a life saver!!!
> Anytime you need someone to speak about the results of your
product,
> you have my number. We would gladly talk to them.
> Thank you very much for all your help. God bless you...
> Anthony & Linda Testa
> Jacksonville, Florida




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> > [...]
> > >Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
group, I can't
> > >for the life of me understand why this many people are so
dang blind
> > >or ignorant.
> > > You just keep plugging away at what you do, because you
my friend are
> > >a life saver!!!
> > Okay, who the heck ARE you, really?
> Who am I? My real name is posted. The story you have read is
true. We
> were at witts end, found Jerry's web page by happenstance,
wrote to
> him almost exactly what you read, he gave me his suggestions,
told me
> what my results would be including a time line and, you know
what? He
> was and still is, right on the money. I don't care if he's a
warlock,
> a professor, disgruntled Entomologist, or a man with a niche
that
> makes the sciences itchy, he saved the day AND a dog's life.
We were
> given suggestions from Medication, to a Behavi***
Specialist. I
> decided that instead of creating a Jerry Garcia or pay 125.00
dollars
> an hour for my dog to lay on a couch to be freudiated, I
decided Jerry
> Howe's method seemed to be more humane and serene. It worked,
end of
> story.
> A. Testa