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Post by __mic__hae » Thu, 24 Jul 2003 12:45:33



Hello fans,

If you'll notice, most of our "regulars" are talking about things such
as Mountain Dew, the fat content in McGriddles and vacations in
Greenland. This is great. As long as they are so diverted, and so
occupied, they won't be able to lie to you and confuse you and hoodwink
and bamboozle you regarding dog training issues. With regards to dogs
and dog training, our "regulars" are largely incompetent.

Look to them when you have a question about mountain dew flavors or
quilting or cartoon characters or kibology or mental illness drug side
effects, or vacations in greenland or the climate in Indiana, or for how
to starve your pets, but look to Jerry_ and myself when it comes to dogs
and dog training advice and you will be in great shape.

have a nice day, fans.

here's a few kwame brown puppy videos:

http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm
http://dogtv.com/kdown.rm

--
mi.chael
li.ve...

.http://dogtv.com/hope_attacks.mpg
.http://dogtv.com/hope_attacks.mpg
.http://dogtv.com/hope_attacks.mpg
.http://dogtv.com/hope_attacks.mpg
.http://dogtv.com/hope_attacks.mpg

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SHELLY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T THINK HATTIE IS STARVING

"when i got harriet she was emaciated, so i asked my vet for advice on
slowly adding weight to her.  six months later i took harriet in for her
spring check-up and my vet was surprised that at how thin she still was."
                    --shelly couv.rette

"<raises hand> i've been told by three different vets that
harriet (53lbs) is *way* too skinny.  we're still
vet-shopping, BTW."

             --shelly couv.rette

"if you really can't resist
it when your dog pulls the "i'm starving!" routine <G>, you can give
him some frozen green beans or a small amount of plain pureed pumpkin.
  i would also suggest putting the food out of his sight.  i keep my
food--still inside the bags, which are tightly rolled down--inside
trash cans in the closed laundry room.  that keeps it fresh and keeps
it out of my dogs' sight."

             --shelly couv.rette

"heh.  i get the opposite response.  people think that poor little
harriet is positively starved to death.  i've actually had people stop
me in the pet supply shop and tell me that i need to fatten her up!"

             --shelly couv.rette

"i think that may be part of the problem.  who wants to go to a
vet who tells you you're hurting your .widdle precious?  i
think the other part is that some vets really don't *realize*
that what they consider proper weight is fat.  after having
been told by a couple of vets that my dogs are too thin, i've
got a dim view of vets on that topic."

             --shelly couv.rette

"my mom is kinda that way, but not *as* bad.  she thinks that harriet is
awfully skinny, so feeding her table snax is okay.  she tells me that
just a bite won't hurt."

             --shelly couv.rette

NOBODY IS STARVING FAT PI.G SHELLY

NOBODY WILL STOP SHELLY ON THE STREET
AND TELL HER SHE IS STARVING HERSELF
shelly's fat face
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette/Wshelly2.jpg
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There are a lot of big fat women on these groups who starve their dogs
out of vanity, but shelly is a special case.

shelly is moor.e than a little bit beyond the pale

Shelly has OCD, and maybe she's just a little obsessive about measuring
out extra tiny and discrete portions with a tiny measuring cup, or
counting out pieces of green bean or pumpkin that she gives her dogs
when they give her the "I'm Starving" routine. When grandma tried to
give Hattie a snack, shelly probably went apeshit, because it was in
violation of her Obsessive need to oversee every tiny calorie that goes
into her widdle precious' mouth.

shelly's a special case, a special kind of dog abuser.

 
 
 

Hello Fans,

Post by The Puppy Wizar » Thu, 24 Jul 2003 12:38:46


HOWEDY Soup,


Quote:
> Hello fans,

> If you'll notice, most of our "regulars" are talking about things such
> as Mountain Dew, the fat content in McGriddles and vacations in
> Greenland. This is great. As long as they are so diverted, and so
> occupied, they won't be able to lie to you and confuse you and hoodwink
> and bamboozle you regarding dog training issues. With regards to dogs
> and dog training, our "regulars" are largely incompetent.

> Look to them when you have a question about mountain dew flavors or
> quilting or cartoon characters or kibology or mental illness drug side
> effects, or vacations in greenland or the climate in Indiana, or for how
> to starve your pets, but look to Jerry_ and myself when it comes to dogs
> and dog training advice and you will be in great shape.

> have a nice day, fans.

> here's a few kwame brown puppy videos:

> http://www.moonsgarden.com/
> http://www.moonsgarden.com/

> --
> mi.chael
> li.ve...

> .http://www.moonsgarden.com/

Here's The Puppy Wizard's favorite:

Exhibit A
http://www.moonsgarden.com/

Here's a MENTAL HARNESS:


Subject: Re: Questions for the Puppy Wizzard

HOWEDY Chris,


Quote:
> Hi.
> My wife and I have a 4 year old standard poodle,

The Puppy Wizard has a lot of regard for the versatility and
abilities of the Standard Poodle, nice dogs to own, live, and
work with.

Quote:
> and just got a 10 week old ridgeback pup.

Interesting combination.

Quote:
> The poodle is a little nu***,

Aren't we all???

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> something which will hopefully be fixed while we start using
> the wits end training methods.

INDEED. To whatever extent you desire!

Quote:
> The first night we shut the door to our room to go to sleep
> and both dogs whined and whined until finally i let them
> into the room.

Well THAT was predictable!

Quote:
> after a little frolicking i got them to settle down 1 on either
>  side of the bed, and they went to sleep.

SHOWENDS cozy!

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> The problem with this is two-fold. first my wife does
> not want them to sleep in our room and second the
> puppy snores like a chainsaw.

BWWHAHAHAAAA!!!

O.K. Snoring can cause WON an all a restless nite's sleep,
and can negatively impact health. Perhaps the pup is overly
exhausted, perhaps he's been overindulging in psychotropic
substances like tara.green2 and others of HOWER little clique,
or perhaps he just needs to be rolled over on his side a tad?

Quote:
> Anyway the second night we put their beds in another bedroom,
> and used the surrogate toy technique you write about using a
> Kong Toy of theirs.

Fine. Sleeping arrangements should be flexible as you prefer.
The Puppy Wizard prefers HIS dogs to have access throughHOWET
the HOWES for security puporses, but would keep a young pup
in the bedroom for EZ attention to necessity calls and training.

Quote:
> At first we said good night to the dogs and finally good night to
> the Kong, then left them in the room for about 30 mins

You should have used the distraction and praise techniques
to break each onset of whining, and bear in mind, just as kids
may forget to relieve themselves till they're tucked in bed, the
pup may have had a real need to relieve himself.

Quote:
> (they whined the whole time).

Did you follow the distract / praise techniques?

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> Then we went in and greeted the toy followed by the dogs,

Fine!

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> let them roam for a few minutes, and repeated the process
> of saying goodnight to the dogs then to the Kong.

Good.

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> They slept perfectly until about 6 the next morning,

Wonderful!

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>  after which they both start whining.

SHOWENDS like that's his limit for containing hisself.

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> I was extatic

LikeWIZE!

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>  because i got a decent nights sleep!!!

Your Puppy Wizard reveres a dilligent student!

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> Although we felt completely stupid saying goodnight to a *** toy,

BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! FEAR NOT!

The Puppy Wizard developed that technique with the
assistance of a genuine mental patient many years ago!!!

BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

For some of us it's a rHOWEND trip!

BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Quote:
> it worked.

INDEED.

EVERY THING The Puppy Wizzzard teaches WORKS
LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK, ONLY BETTER!

Quote:
>  I thank you from the bottom of my heart

The Puppy Wizard thanks HIS Daddy for teaching
HIM HOWE to RESPECT HIS GET.

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> for this technique as we did exactly the same thing the
> next night with the same results (they slept till 6am before
> whining).

SHOWENDS PERFECT. The Puppy Wizard demands PERFECTION.

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> Anyway that is the thank you part of my post!

The Puppy Wizard remains eternally humbly grateful!

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> Now, I would like to start using the other techniques to train the dogs.

We should always begin at the beginning and end at the end,
to achieve perfect circle of conditioning and understanding.

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> From what i understand reading the manual,

Any time you have a question, The Puppy Wizard is at your
service 24/7/365. The Puppy Wizard's apprentice Nevyn, is
likeWIZE, in Australia and likeWIZE, remains at your service
24/7/365.

Quote:
> the first few training sessions we do the hot and cold technique,

Correct, begining FIRST by always momentarily praising every brief
eye contact or thought or move in your direction, both verbally and
with a hand signal to return the notion that we are "always there"
for to meet his needs and return his appreciation.

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> followed by the Family Pack Leadership exercise (during which
> the recall is practiced),

INDEED. The come command is EZily installed as a conditioned reflex.

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> then go to different places and practice the recall

AND ALL THE EXERCISES, the Hot & Cold and The Family Pack
Leadership Exercise as prerequisite to commencing installing the
come comand as a conditioned reflex.

Quote:
>  until we get 4 perfect recalls at each place (hopefully this is right,

PRECISELY! The Puppy Wizard duly regards your dedication!

Quote:
> i dont know if the order you put the techniques in is the order
> to tech the dogs or not).

INDEED. Every thing in The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual is rigidly flexible and engraved
in stone!

Quote:
> Anyway the question is how do we do all this training with 2 dogs ?

Begin training each individually, and when they're both familiar
with the techniques, you may work them together as a brace.

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> Is it best to train them each seperately,

INDEED.

Quote:
> or at the same time ?

LikeWIZE!

Quote:
> The puppy is getting her 2nd vaccination tomorrow, 2 weeks after
> which we can start taking her to the park to train.

Extensive training cannot be done on The Puppy Wizard's Puppies
Territory, as that will cause them to not enjoy their free area and may
make them RESENTFUL and HOSTILE!!!

Quote:
> Also the other question is how long should the surrogate toy
> technique be used for ?

The Surrogate Toy Technique has INCREDIBLE BENEFIT, and
should be done upon every coming and going from the HOWES
or upon separation at nite if the sleeping arrangemets are separate.

Quote:
> Should we just keep doing it every day

INDEED. It's tremendHOWESLY reassurin for puppy and ***.

Quote:
> or should they start calming down without it after a while?

INDEED. But the Technique never loses its value.

Quote:
> Thanks for the manual

Thank you for being a dedicated student and for RESPECTING
your puppy dogs as The Puppy Wizard's Daddy taught HIM to
RESPECT HIS FAMILY.

Quote:
> and the time you take to read this it is appreciated.

The Puppy Wizard lives souly to thank HIS dedicated FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students!

The Puppy Wizard has inscribed you and your family into
HIS Book Of Life! Bear in mind, HOWEver, HOWE COME
pencils have erasers! The Puppy Wizard is a CRUEL and
TERRIBLE Wizard, when HIS puppies are disrespected!

Ask katra! The Puppy Wizard DESPIZES and CURSES a
LAZY SELFISH NO accHOWENT SHIFTLESS FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Student.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS IN ALL ANIMALS AND
CHILDREN ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING!!!

Your Puppy Wizard. <} : ~ }  >

HOWEDY Mel,


Quote:

> N'K your honor
> but I'm just giving a little tug and saying 'be nice'

Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME dogs ATTACK KATS
and EAT POISON, when YOU'RE NOT THERE to
"just give them a little tug."

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> both seem to be having fun,

Don't pull The Puppy Wizard's goddamned chain.

When it comes to ABUSE, there are NO GREY AREAS.
It's BLACKMAN and WHITE.

Quote:
>  the Westie is just a little too e***d.

And JERKING IT will OVERSTIMULATE or MAKE IT
HATE THE KAT OR TEACH THE KAT TO FEAR THE
DOG CAUSE YOU FEAR THE DOG OR YOU WOULDN'T
JERK IT... WOULD YOU. That's a YES ONLY ANSWER.

Quote:
> I'll trust my instincts and ignore the stink.

Well, WELCOME TO rpdb..., where HURTING DOGS
and LYING abHOWET IT is a CONVENTION.

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> I agree with your ideology but this is not the case.

You callin The Puppy Wizard a LIAR, DOG ABUSER?

BETTER RE THINK YOUR VALUE JUDGEMENTS.

Study your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual and
ASK The Puppy Wizard if you need any additional
FREE HEELP.


:

Quote:
> I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive. I do know she's not here
> with us. I really can't blame anyone here for her loss. I'm the one
> who ignored your advice.
:
> I did it because of how you write/wrote.
:
> I was unwilling to accept the idea that my using a shock collar could have
> any bearing on Peach not wanting to stay home. Up until I started using
> it my main concern had been keeping my dogs in their own yard. Once I
> started using the e-fence...well, then my concern became how to keep
> them from running off for days on end.
:
> I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled in the anti-shock
> debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.

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