Moon's Graden

I haven't posted this in a while, so I will post it once before I go
offline this weakend, just in case there are still more interested
doggies who have kaught squirrels, and wanna join!!
willow
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I am Presidoggie of SQUEAK. (SQUirrel Eaters And Katchers) Any dog that
katches squirrels is eligible. You hafta actually get your mouth on,
katch or katch part of a real, live squirrel (see the expanded
acceptable squirrel list below) T*R*E*A*T*S are whatever you can
katch!!!
Membership so far is small (we are elite) and includes:

Myself (willow)
Max-Pete
Zeke (at the Bridge)
Zoey (2-23-97)
The Pakled (3-4-97) (Eaters Div)
Red Leather (3-17-97)
Kodiak (at the Bridge) (3-18-97)
Houdini
Echo (4-26-97)
Mackie (10-21-97)
Shadow (Crabby Bassetlabby) (10-22-97)

A division of SQUEAK is "W&M-P Squirrel Eradicators, Inc." (Willow &
Max-Pete) which was founded by Zeke. This is the business end of the
deal - we eliminate problem squirrels for a fee. (The Mad Squirrel of
Westerville case was one of our proudest moments)

I am Chief Executive Officer,
Max-Pete is Chief Operating Officer,
Zeke is Financial Officer.

OFFICIAL LIST OF MEMBERS OF THE SQUIRREL (Sciuridae) FAMILY:
* CHIPMUNKS
* WOODCHUCKS (Groundhog)
* MARMOTS (sorta like groundhogs)
* ANTELOPE SQUIRRELS (they look like chipmunks)
* GROUND SQUIRRELS (your mom or dad might call these "gophers". Gophers
live underground exclusively, and are NOT squirrels. If it regularly
runs above ground, it is not a gopher, it is a ground squirrel)
* ROCK SQUIRRELS (a ground squirrel that looks like a tree squirrel)
* PRAIRIE DOGS
* TREE SQUIRRELS (anything that you would think of as a "normal"
squirrel...grey squirrels, fox squirrels, red squirrels...)
* FLYING SQUIRRELS

Iam Hancock, chauffeur to the Fleasy Riders, NAB Roller, and BIG brudder to the
 infamous Breeze, Black and Tan Tornado.

Waaayyy back I tole tyou, Willow, that I had 3 squirrel kills, and you tole me
 that I was S*QU*E*A*K material, but now I don't  see myself onna list.  How
 Come???

All you have to do is ask mmymymyMOM  how many  times she dug up DED Sqquirrels
 in the goDden!

And she will tell you!

Geesh, I'm not pushy like Breeze, and for that I get no respeck...

Humpfh

Hancock
Nonymous cuz I AM a S*Q*U*E*A*K
but no doggie seems to "member

On Wed, 22 Oct 1997 11:56:44 -0500, whippet mama

I caught a squirrel 3-4 times last year.  I just played chewie tail
wif it and stuff but mom kept taking it away from me!

Sometimes Zeke and I join forces to chase them  He goes on one side of
the tree and I go on the other. Once, he almost stepped on one. They
were both very surprised and took off in opposite directions.

Sam, Skwerril catcher in this house!
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Sam and Zeke

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/1323

But if you ever katch a live squirrel you can be in!!! All these count:
Regular ol' squirrels, flying squirrels, chipminks, ground squirrels,
woodchucks, prairie dogs, marmots, antelope squirrels and rock
squirrels.

Maybe if you katch the mole you can start a "hole" new club!! (Heehee)
unless someone has one already. Even if you don' katch it, maybe you
could start a "hole-watchers" club!!!

HEY!!! If you*** the mole you can join DRACULA!!! It is for animals
you***ed or ate!!! Hmmm...I***ed a dead bat in the road once, I
wonder if that counts for DRACULA???? Bats...Dracula...seems a
shoe-in!!!
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                                              ,-,,,
                                             /-,  o`-;
                          |                   /  ,--'
                           \=====,-----------'\ /
 -------------------------------/              \|-  
| Willow, the Whippet "ArtDog"  \   ""-,        |O|
| Currently un*winked           /  /    \.,,/ ./  |
| HOP, BHE, Dopted Dog,        / /          ||    |
| SQUEAK Presidoggie           ||   "Carpe  ||    |
| FleasyRider, Daddy's Girl    ||   Hissum" ||    |                  
| Drive-thru Dog Par Excellence \\           \\   |
 -------------------------------------------------

And what is this about a bit bucket??? I never bit no bucket!!!!
--
                                              ,-,,,
                                             /-,  o`-;
                          |                   /  ,--'
                           \=====,-----------'\ /
 -------------------------------/              \|-  
| Willow, the Whippet "ArtDog"  \   ""-,        |O|
| Currently un*winked           /  /    \.,,/ ./  |
| HOP, BHE, Dopted Dog,        / /          ||    |
| SQUEAK Presidoggie           ||   "Carpe  ||    |
| FleasyRider, Daddy's Girl    ||   Hissum" ||    |                  
| Drive-thru Dog Par Excellence \\           \\   |
 -------------------------------------------------

Then you are definitely added RIGHT NOW!!! Welcome, mighty squirrel
katcher!!!!

Uh...was that the same squirrel that you kaught, each time??? That's
good!! Usually they get skittish after you've nibbled their tails
once!!!
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                                              ,-,,,
                                             /-,  o`-;
                          |                   /  ,--'
                           \=====,-----------'\ /
 -------------------------------/              \|-  
| Willow, the Whippet "ArtDog"  \   ""-,        |O|
| Currently un*winked           /  /    \.,,/ ./  |
| HOP, BHE, Dopted Dog,        / /          ||    |
| SQUEAK Presidoggie           ||   "Carpe  ||    |
| FleasyRider, Daddy's Girl    ||   Hissum" ||    |                  
| Drive-thru Dog Par Excellence \\           \\   |
 -------------------------------------------------

Bandit

Jenny B: beagle, (B+N+W)s, O c+ 1.11 X L- W Ef++ w+ Tf A  
e+ d B- F IQ c t+ H? a+ s-- BH* WOOF++                                
Bandit: dachshund B+T O+B c- .8 Y+ L- W- Ef+ w+ T+++ A++  
e+++ d- B++ F IQ C++ t-- H? a++ s BH--- WOOF++