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a little worried about my worried dog

Post by Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laborat.. » Fri, 05 May 2006 15:16:13



HOWEDY vey,

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> Puppy Wizard begone! Ignore this one.

Oy, vey! THAT AIN'T NEVER gonna work! Didn't you
momma ever teach you to say 'HOWEDY!' when greetin
folks? Could be you was a S-L-O-W learner or perhaps
*(MOORE likely) you was RAISED by a ignorameHOWES.

Animal and child abuse are familial i.e. heriditary
problems. The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard
SEZ: "INBREEDIN AIN'T PHYSICAL, it's SPIRITUAL."

Well, let's get DHOWEN to the NUT cuttin, eh vey?:
In order to keep The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard at bay you gonna need some SPELLIN an
INCANTATIHOWENS an RITUHOWELS like HOWE The Freakin
Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard uses to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE
and DISCREDIT the Miserable Lyin Anaimal Child an
SP-HOWES abusing punk thug coward active acute chronic
long term incurable mental cases who post here abHOWETS <{); ~ ) >

The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard will SHOWE
YOU HOWE in just a moment. Meanwhile, WELCOME To
The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100%
CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Forums.

I'm Jerry Howe, The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ )  >

Here's your own FREE COPY of The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
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> I think we got the *best* dog in the shelter! He is wonderful!

INDEEDY. No mean feat HOWEver, seein as MOST "shelter" dogs
are IN shelters due to temperament and behavior problems
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING <{); ~ ) >

ALL temperament and behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
therefore CAN BE CURED NEARLY INSTANTLY by simply DOIN EVERYTHING
EXXXACTLY PRECISELY OPPOSITE of HOWE you been taught by your pet
professionals, childhood educators and parental abusers:

         "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
                       I came not to send peace,
                            but a sword.
        "For I am come to set a man at variance against his father,
                    and the daughter against her mother,
              the daughter in law against her mother in law
                 and the scholar against his professors.
       "And a man's foes shall be they of his own HOWEshold."
              The Simply Amazing Puppy Prophet <{); ~ ) >

          The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME Is the Perfect Synergy Of
                Love, Pride, Desire, Shame, Greed, Ego, Fear,
                        Hate, Reflex, Self Will,
               Arrogance, Ignorance, Predjudice, Cowardice,
            Disbelief, Jealousy, Embarrassment, Embellishment,
                 Guilt, Anger, Hopelessness, Helplesness,
          Aversion, Attraction, Inhibition, Revulsion, Repulsion,
            Change, Permanence, Enlightenment, Insult, Attrition,
                                  And
              Parental / ReligiHOWES / Societal Conditioning.

                  YOU ARE THE CRITTER YOU WAS TRAINED.

         It Is The Perfect Fusion Of The Word..., In The Physical.

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> My wife wanted a younger one, but I was looking at things she didn't see.

You mean obviHOWESLY YOU bein the MOORE intelligent
between the two of you, proven by the FACT that she
married you <{); ~ ) >

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> None of the dogs at the shelter are acting
> "normal" because they are so whacked out there,

Kenneling dogs DOES NOT make dogs hyperactive, vey.
Hyperactivity is CAUSED BY ABUSE, not CONfinement,
NOT lack of EXXXORCISE, NOT LACK of attention e.g.
"social isolation" vey. IT'S CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
as in ABUSE, jerking *** scolding offering and
witholding bribes rewards attention affection and
unconditional love trust and respect:

Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At
UofOH Oxford, That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive
Dogs Can Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC.
Tender Loving Care Is At The Root Of The Scientific
Management Of Doggys.  <{) ; ~ ) >

"Postitive emotions arising in connection
with the perfection of a skill, irrespective
of its pragmatic significance at a given
moment, serve as the reinforcement. IOW,
emotions, not outside rewards, are what
reinforces any behavior," Ivan Pavlov.

"...all the highest nervous activity, as it manifests
itself in the conditional reflex, consists of a continual
change of these three fundamental processes -- excitation,
inhibition and disinhibition,"  Ivan P. Pavlov

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> so choosing one is a real pig-in-a-poke.

Not surprising, seein as ETHICKALLY BRED dogs DO NOT
end up in foster / shelter care on accHOWENT of EVERY
ETHICKAL breeder gives their "NOT FOR PROFIT" puppy
buyers OPTIONS to accept their own breed stock back
into their luxuriHOWES kennels in the event of those
UNPREDICTABLE temperament and behavior and chronic
non genetic heelth DIS-EASE issues <{) ; ~ ) >

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> I watched each dog carefully

With a familiar eye for dysmorphic psyches as PROVEN
by the FACT you got your Mrs. to marry you <{); ~ ) >

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> as they interacted with my wife and that told me plenty.

INDEED? CuriHOWES ain't it HOWE COME you're postin here
abHOWETS, eh vey? You tryin to tell us of your SUCCESS?

Perhaps you should be reportin it to r.p.d.rescue?

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>  He was in the shelter for 3 weeks.

That's IRRELEVENT. Valeries dog was in a "shelter"
for two years gettin attacked by other dogs daily
and was rehabilitated of his fear aggression towards
dogs and children in THREE DAYS, JUST LIKE HOWE Eric
CURED his dog's *** peein in two days JUST
LIKE HOWE Ms. Mick CURED her "shelter dog's"
temperament and behavior problems in WON week <{); ~ ) >

         LIKE THIS:

Val came here Friday 5/30/02 with a dangerous dog
and now has a perfectly well behaved dog 3 days later.
And he'll keep gettin better till he sits the bed.

Val writes Monday, 6/3/02:

Well, for what it's worth, I am praising without
physical contact and she does seem to listen
better than when I would praise with it.  I agree
that it is a distraction.

Anyway, no more aggressive behaviors from
her since I started the Witts End.


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> > Didja also see that he has 'morphed'
> > into Valerie M. Holmes ?????

> Note: I am not saying there isn't a VALID Valerie
> M. Holmes, but this one lives in howdy's home.
> MB <G>


Subject: Re: Dear Wits End
Date: 2002-06-04 18:19:07 PST

HEY!!!

There is a Valid Valerie with a REAL Dalmatian who is a real
sweet dog with a few issues that I am working to resolve after
adopting her from a shelter she spent 2 years in.  All I want
is to get some decent help for my dog.

There is some decent stuff in Jerry's manual.  My dog has
ACTUALLY been responding to her training.  The deal is you
have to seperate your opinions and impressions from the guy
who is writing these posts and take from the manual what you
want.

Personally, I get a pretty good chuckle out of the whole Jerry
thing.  I have to say the guy is pretty clever, you're letting
him get under your skin.  It makes for a very amusing game I
think.  I'm sure he would agree, or he wouldn't be playing
everyday.  He also wouldn't be playing if he didn't believe
that his method of training weren't valid.

Perhaps I'll learn from my mistakes, but so far, using the
Witts End, I have gotten my dalmatian to listen to me, to look
to me for direction, to wait for me to say when.  I have
changed her from an aggressive dog to one who is willing to
please her owner, willing to listen, willing to assume her
role in the pack.

The real Valerie M. Holmes speaking

P.s. Jerry, don't get any ideas about morphing into me, ok?

        AND LIKE THIS:

From: Eric

Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in...

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago regarding
*** peeing.  Just wanted to let you know he's doing
great- he was "cured" in about 2 days using your techniques!
He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"!  Once I
stopped thinking like a human and got inside his head, I can
teach him ANYTHING, usually in a matter of minutes.  Makes me
look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up, wormed 'em,
and am getting them their shots. Time to get inside their
heads and teach them to teach themselves how to be good dogs!
Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look forward
to working with these guys a couple times a day...

 Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T",
 I learned from you to "think like a dog" and stimulate
 their brain rather than beating ass or pinching, or any
 of that nonsense.  I know damn well I would NOT be loyal
 to someone who beat MY ass lol!

 Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the bushes out
 there and teaching folks the RIGHT way to "train" dogs.  A
 horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in
 training his horses- he calls it "natural horsemanship".  He
 is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet somehow he
 repeatedly wins at every show he attends. He rarely shows any
 more, but goes now and then to rub their noses in it (pun
 intended)...  Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

        AND LIKE THIS:


Subject: Re: Dog will not listen to anyone but me!



Quote:
> It'd take fif*** minutes to train this dog to
> come to EVERY member of the family if you

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a little worried about my worried dog

Post by Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laborat.. » Fri, 05 May 2006 17:35:54


HOWEDY arccos you ignorameHOWES dog abusing punk thug
coward yet to be proven but SUSPECTED long term active
acute chronic incurable mental case and SUSPECTED probable
liar, to boot,

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> <snip>

> > I think we got the *best* dog in the shelter! He is wonderful!

> <snip>

> > And yet he is constantly worried/stressed. Shakes all the time.***s
> > his nose. Sometimes turns away, but not often. Yawns. It's classic
> > stress. When we have friends over, he gets his rawhide "worry bone" and
> > tries to destroy it. When they are gone, so is the bone.

> > I suppose we will just have to wait. We have a cat that it took 6 years
> > before he would allow us to rub his belly. I guess he thought we wanted
> > to rip his guts out before that.

> How long have you had him?

vey SEZ he got the dog WON week pryor to Xmas
you freakin classic ignorameHOWES <{): ~ ) >

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> If it's been less than 6 months,

It's been nearly 6 months you freakin readin
an mathematically challenged ignorameHOWES <{): ~ ) >

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>  he's possibly still adjusting.

If vey wasn't a ABUSER like yourself his critters
wouldn't be SUFFERIN from FEAR behavior for five
months and six years each, respectively you freakin
simpleton <{): ~ ) >

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> It took our shelter dog about 4-5 before
> he really became comfortable with us,

That so? Takes The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students ALL OVER the WHOWEL WILD
WORLD only a couple DAYS to CURE phobic / obssessive
compulsive behaviors.

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> and there's still a few quirks after 9 months.

Naaah? DO TELL? Perhps THAT'S on accHOWENT of you
jerk an ***your fearful dog on your pronged
spiked pinch ***collar you dog abusing mental
case. Oh, bye the bye, THIS is HOWE WON diagnoses
a ACTIVE ACUTE CHRONIC LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL
CASE, arccos <{): ~ ) >

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> It sounds like your dog is doing pretty well,

The dog is havin PAINICK ATTACKS when visitors
come in. You sain "It sounds like your dog is
doing pretty well" is likeWIZE HOWE WON diagnoses
PROBABLE LONG TERM INCURABLE ACTIVE ACUTE CHRONIC
MENTAL ILLNESS, arccos <{): ~ ) >

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>  actually.

And addin meaningless words like actually likeWIZE
suggests you suffer from acute inferiority complexes.

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> No self destructive behavior,

The dog is eatin hisself up from the inside, arccos <{):~ ) >

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>  and he uses an acceptable outlet for his stress (the bone).

EXXXCESSIVE voraciHOWES chewin is WON of the first and most
important SYMPTOMS of INSECURITY / ANXXXIHOWESNESS and is
likeWIZE WON of the first SYMPTOMS The Freakin Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard recommends EXXXTINGUISHING NEARLY INSTANTLY, cite
The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual <{); ~ ) >

Quote:
> If you want a possible solution to fix the friends problem,

You're a dog abusing punk thug coward arccos. You AIN'T GOT
nodoGdameneD advice you freakin simpleton. Your own dog GOT
THE SAME PROBLEM, for yet a other DIAGNOSTIC MARKER in mental
heelth care and treatment <{); ~ ) >

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>  give your friends a couple treats when
>  they come over to greet the dog with.

THAT'S INSANE, arccos. Dogs are SCAVENGERS. They STEAL
scraps of food and run to hide to eat them with their
back to the wall in a heightened state of alert. Offerin
FEARFUL dogs FOOD BRIBES INCREASES fear and may trigger
EXXXTREME PERSISTENT AGGRESSION:

"Despite Skinner's clear denunciation of "negative
reinforcement" (1958) NEARLY EVER LEARNING THEORY
model involves the USE OF PUNISHMENT. Of curse,
Skinner has never to my knowledge, demonstrated
HOWE we escape the phenomenon that an expected
reward not received is experienced as a punishment
and can produce extensive and persistent aggression
(Azrin et al, 1966)."

Quote:
> If they can coax the dog over and give petting and
> treats (especially after commanding an easy trick,
> like sit),

Puttin a dog on command under stressful greeting
situations INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and often
triggers the dog to ATTACK guests on their EXXXIT
you freakin simpleton.

The REASON HOWE COME dogs ATTACK guests on their EXXXIT
had been the LAST of The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard's behavi***enigmas of several decades specializing
in working with temperament and behavior problems <{); ~ ) >

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> he'll likely come around with enough exposure.

THAT'S INSANE arccos <{): ~ ) >

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>  Just make sure the dog comes to them,

That'll make the dog fear and mistrust vey
even MOORE than he already does <{): ~ ) >

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> and not the other way around,

That's IDIOCY, arccos. The Freakin Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard SEZ the dog should be left to his
own devices as the handler makes pals with his
guest and non physically praised in the prescribed
manner as taught in your own FREE COPY of The Simply
Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual <{): ~ ) >

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>  since you want to reward friendly behavior.

That's sheer idiocy arccos. The Freakin Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard DOES NOT APPROVE of REWARDS on accHOWENT
of REWARDS are CONtraWIZE to UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TRUST
and RESPECT and PRAISE IN ADVANCE <{): ~ ) >

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> How does he do with other dogs?

That's IRRELEVENT you freakin simple blowhard.

Quote:
> Have you done any obedience training classes yet?

BWEEEAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAA!!!

So called OBEDIENCE TRAINING INCREASES DEPENDENCE
and INSECURITY and REINFORCES temperament and
behavior problems fear shyness and aggression <{): ~ ) >

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> -Arccos

BWEEEEEEAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!



Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2005 5:38 PM
Subject: Doggy advice

Scott, Jerry Howe forwarded me the letter below.
I'm glad that you referred negatively to Jerry's
habit of CAPITALIZING and HOWEING everything.

I personally hate this habit of his. I think it is his
way of diluting his authority - IME he is a very modest
fellow. However, contrary to your sneer, he is very
competent at living with dogs.

I thought I'd list a series of actions which I found
on the list, folk asking advice on what to do about
dogs doing this and that, for example:

whining,
humping, hunching,
pacing,
self *** - paw***ing, side sucking,
spinning,
prolonged barking, barking at shadows,
overstimulated barking,
fighting, bullying other dogs,
compulsive digging,
compulsive scratching,
compulsive chewing,
frantic behavior,
chasing light, chasing shadow,
stealing food,
digging in garbage can,
loosing house (toilet) training.
inappropriate fearfulness
aggression.

The thing that is fascinating to me, as an ethologist who
graduated from college 50 years ago and has spent all of
the intervening time working with animals (including the
human animal), is that you never see any of these behaviors
in wild dingoes, jackals, coyotes or wolves, you don't even
see these behaviors in hyenas (who aren't dog related).

You see these behaviors in human managed animals, especially
animals who live with neurotic hysterical humans.

As Sam Corson (Pavlov's last student) demonstrated for
nearly 50 years at Ohio University (Oxford, O.) there
is no treatment more useful for dogs than tender loving
care.

George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate,
Academy of Behavi***Medicine



        I have been trying for the last 18 months to help my
        dog who became fear aggressive at 18 month of age.
        I do not know what started the problem but he came
        aggressive first with dogs and then began lunging and
        snapping at people. Until this time he loved everyone
        and could play with any dog. He was well socialized
        ad I took him with me everywhere.

        At 13 months he passed the Canine Good Citizens
        Test except he could let me leave him. I had used
        clicker training to teach him manners and tricks but
        it was not working on his aggression problem.

        I took him to vets who suggested a low protein diet,
        trainers who charged $800 to only make him worse.
        They tried to use a prong collar and he froze, urinated
        and tried to climb on my head to help him. they then
        suggested a shock collar I knew this approach was not
        working as he was becoming more aggressive.

        I took him to an animal behaviorist with Ph. D. 400 miles
        away who told me to "KEEP HIM SAFE" and read a book
        on the fearful canine. I tried another trainer who tried to
        use a nylon chock collar but it only made him worse.

        I read hundreds of books,"CULTURE CLASH", "DOG
        ARE FROM NEPTUNE", "THE OTHER END OF THE
        LEASH", ETC looking for help. We finally went to Purdue
        University Small Animal Behavior Clinic and they said he
        had fear aggression, punishment would not work, use the
        gentle leader and when out walking and he got stressed
        have the people stop until he could get in control using
        treats, and work on clicker training.

        At that point I knew more about clicker training and using
        the gentle leader than they did! Nothing was working--he
        would not come when I called him and would run away when
        I tried to catch him. I was afraid to walk him even in the
        neighborhood as we had become that "mean dog and women who
        hasn't trained her dog"

        I went to four trainers in both Michigan and Florida who
        were trainer/specialists in aggression and the last two
        were so afraid of him they could not approach him. No one
        said I should give up on him and kill him but they would
        say "You have to realize he is dangerous and you are
        responsible for him."

        *(You got LUCKY, Linda... They coulda got Sunshine
        DEAD on us. Damned near did...
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