WOOFCHAT: Newdoggie here!!

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WOOFCHAT: Newdoggie here!!

Post by BladeTig » Tue, 02 Jul 1996 04:00:00



Hello everydoggies.  My name is Tyson and this is my first post here. I'm
a black chowbrador (cross tween a big ol chow and a labrador) and I'm six
months old, still a cute lil puppie.  I've been looking at everydoggies
posts but this is the first time I've used the pooter to say hi.  I was
dopted a while back by my suckerdad and he took me home and taught me how
to pee in the right spot and how to go outside and bought me lots of toys
and gave me T*R*E*A*T*S.  Then he had to take me to TED cause I got
disantary or sumthin like that but I's ok now.  Couple of weeks ago I got
a bruther, a ccccat of all things!!  He's alright, I like cccats, they're
fun to chaseandchaseandchase.  Suckerdad named him Roarshak cause he has
these black marks on im that look like what hoomins call eenk or somethin.
 What a stoopid name, he's pretty stoopid too, gets all over the table and
the bigbed where suckerdad sleeps.  And Badhoomindad won't let me up on
those places where stoopidcccatbruther goes.And stoopidcccatbruther gets
to go potty inside in this stuff that smells weird and is like abunch of
rocks.  I like to get the catstuffout and eat it and make a pile of all
those rocks on the carpet.  Suckerdad likes to call me a different name
when I do that  'dammitTysonquiteatingthecatpoop' then he smaks me on the
***and either puts me in the room where I take b*ths or puts me outside
where I can't be roun suckerdad and roarshak.  Badhoomindad!  I
wineandwineandwine  and bark at everythin.  Anyways, sorry I woofed so
long, I'll be woofin with all you doggies later.  Oh, what does it take to
join all those groups?  I'm real good at sniffin butts and I love chasin
cccats too.  Is there one for wigglebutts?  My ***wiggles a lot!
Specially when suckerdad gets the leash out to takes me for walks. I'll
woff wiff ya doggies later.

Tyson

 
 
 

WOOFCHAT: Newdoggie here!!

Post by Mira Mada » Sat, 06 Jul 1996 04:00:00


: Hello everydoggies.  My name is Tyson and this is my first post here. I'm
: a black chowbrador (cross tween a big ol chow and a labrador) and I'm six
: months old, still a cute lil puppie.  
:
: Tyson

Hi, Tyson!  I'm a puppy too--5 month old basset hound--and I live with my
brudder Wiley (1 and a half year old basset hound) and an evil cat from
hell named Taboo.  I figgered I'd woof back atcha while they're busy.
(Boo is sleeping, like she always is when she's not whackin' us on the
nose or eating the best food in the house.  And Wiley's waitin' for Mom to
take him out.  Guess I'll hafta make this quick!)

Anyway, welcome to WOOFCHAT and good luck joining all the cool clubs.

Later!

Emmy

 
 
 

WOOFCHAT: Newdoggie here!!

Post by BladeTig » Mon, 08 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Tanks for woofin Emmy.  I'm sorry your cat is evil, my bruddercccat is
gettin better, I even let him sleep on my bedbedbed with me and he makes
this funny sound like hes growlin but he's really happy.  I still eat all
his food though and dad doesn't care too much for that.  Today me and dad
went to go see grandpa and grandma, and I got dad all to memememe cause we
left roarshak at home.  I played all day and ran around and ateateate al
day long, grandpa and grandma give me better food than dad, they gave me
some old bacon rinds and some cheezcake and some nana' bread and some
candy. Anyways, I am sooooo tired right now, roarshak is pouncin on my
ears and I don't even feel like stoppin im.  I can barely keep my eyes
open so I'll talk to all you doggies later.

Tyson

 
 
 

WOOFCHAT: Newdoggie here!!

Post by Mira Mada » Tue, 09 Jul 1996 04:00:00


  I played all day and ran around and ateateate al
: day long, grandpa and grandma give me better food than dad, they gave me
: some old bacon rinds and some cheezcake and some nana' bread and some
: candy. Anyways, I am sooooo tired right now, roarshak is pouncin on my
: ears and I don't even feel like stoppin im.  I can barely keep my eyes
: open so I'll talk to all you doggies later.
:
: Tyson

Oooh, Tyson, you lucky dog!  Mom hasn't taken me to grandma's yet, 'cause
grandma's got 3 doggies, and Mom says wif me and Wiley added there would
be total chaos!  I think she should just leave Wiley home, that way
there'd be more food for me, and I'd get all the 'ttentions!  I can almost
taste the 'nana bread :-)