The lady visited her neighbor and observed her opening a can of dog
food. She sez, "you ain't got no dog, HOWE COME you're openin a can of
Her neighbor sez "oh, that's for the Mr., he's comin back to the HOWES
She sez "You feed your Mr. DOG FOOD? That'll KILL him!"
Her friend sez, "naaah, he eats it all the time."
The next day the lady read his obit in the paper and runs over to her
friend, sez "SEE? I told you feedin the Mr. DOG FOOD would KILL him."
Her friend sez "naaah, dog food didn't hurt him."
The lady sez "HOWE did he die"
She sez, "he was settin on a bar stool at the pub, leaned over to***
his balls, and fell off an broke his goddamned neck."
Now for a brief eulogy from ed w and a religious service from disciple
cad. It's the ONLY work in religion HE'S gonna get... blessin The PUPPY
WIZZZARD'S DEAD JOKES.
Oh, almost fergot. He'll get another bite at the apple when The Puppy
Wizzzard BURIES ed w of Pet Loss Dot Con...
> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,
> is there anything you can do for him?"
> "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog
> up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm
> going to have to put him down."
> "What?, because he's cross-eyed?"
> "No, because he's *really* heavy."