Clicker Question - Re: NILIF question

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Clicker Question - Re: NILIF question

Post by Jerry How » Thu, 26 Dec 2002 01:26:35



HOWEDY Travis,


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> >> I don't think dogs think in concepts.

SHORE they do. That's HOWE COME my student's dogs
train nearly INSTANTLY. They learn everything in context,
as it should be. That's HOWE COME we don't use treats
and bribes and force to train our dogs, we want them to
THINK about the work for as long as they can, even if it's
wrong.

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> >  Hm. Pigeons can be taught to pick the one of two comparison stimuli
that
> >  match a sample stimulus without their ever having seen these particular
> >  stimuli before. Also, Pigeons can be taught to discriminate natural
from
> >  "man"-made objects without having ever before seen the particular
objects
> >  from which they must choose.

INDEEDY, professor. You're highly impressed with the
Baily's for being able to train a pidgeon to peck at corn.

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> >  Surely this is a form of conceptual learning.

Perhaps. But what do you say when I tell us my
Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster
Did And A***atoo Or Two Did Too) machine
calms pidgeons from excessive cooing and roosters
from excessive crowing, and stops kats from fighting
and spraying and cures all animal behavior problems.

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> > I'm sure dogs could be trained to do as well.

Yeah. It sez so in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual.

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> >  --Marshall
> I don't believe dogs need to be trained to think Marshall.

INDEED, Travis. That's the problem. Our EXXXPERTS who
got to scruff shake and scream NO into their dog's faces for
5 seconds to teach them respect and love don't have the
intellect to outwit the cunning of the domestic puppy dog
even after my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method students
tell him HOWE they did it.

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> --travis
>    rec.pets.dogs.behavior moderator

Yeah. Ask our good professor HOWE COME his little dog
Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator furiously jerks off on
his couch pillows if he misses his five miles of daily bicycle
exercise to expiate his hyperactivity from "having his behaviors
punished, and not the dog," sez Gunga Din.

Ask our good professor HOWE he reconciles teaching his
dog the scruff shake when he gets frustrated or fearful of
his puppy's behavior with the kids climbing all over the dog
on the living room floor.

Ask our good professor scruff shake HOWE he'd address
the dog for scruff shaking his kid when IT got frustrated or
afraid of the child mouthin or poking him? Would our good
professor KILL his dog for scruff shaking his kids as he'd
TAUGHT HIM through allelomimetic behavior???

Ask our good professor scruff shake HOWE he'd handle
a 225 pound Mastiff who wanted to return the lesson of
love and respect by offering to scruff shake him???

Ask our good professor scruff shake if that's not HOWE
COME he recommends the koehler book.

Ask our good professor scruff shake to define hyperactive
OCD behavior and HOWE is it caused. Ask our good professor
scruff shake if Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's problem
is OCD or allelomimetic behavior?

The Puppy Wizard. <TPW;~:}