Nobody answered my question of a few weeks ago -- how to clean up old
pee-pee stains on a tan carpet.
Does no one know?
Or is it in the FAQ?
Or am I just dumb?
(who is going to start searching for and through the FAQ again)
It's called flowers wilt.
It's called apples rot.
It's called thieves get rich and saints get shot.
It's called God don't answer prayers a lot.
Alright, now you know.
-- Stephen Sondheim in MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG