> I received your Valiumtines packet today. Fangs for the beeeeooootiful
> pictures. Fangs for the piece of your blankie.
You're *** welcome. Ackshully, I fink Mom wants to paint a pickchewer
of you an' mememe wif SKWIRLS!!! Wouldn' THAT show Willow!!!
> I wish I had pockets to carry it around with me.
I unnerstan' that speshulcaredoggies have liddle jackets that have
pockets so they c'n carry stuff 'round innem. Mebbe YourMom c'd getchew
one atta PetSmart.
> Fangs for that skwerrill tail...we gotta woof
> about that one. I gotta get it to Willow so's we can get in SQUEAK.
My mos' treasured possesshun, an' all fur my Ditto. Hmmm.....I
WonderDog if we c'd be members at LARGE (an' LOUD)?
> Fangs for the treats...I ate 'em. And, especially fangs for the bunny
> poops. I never had Canadog bunny poops before. I wanted to eat them
> but I think I'm going to keep them and treasure them forever.
Ha! I betchewerMom takes 'em fur 'erself, cuz they're so-o-o-o tasty.
Y'neffur nose wif hoomins. They keep ALLA the goodstuff. Downright
greedy, they are. NOT like us!
> ......Yes folks, she really did send a baggie of bunny poop!
You betcha! I'm notta piker!!
Pig (the LOUD), *** pleased that Ditto likes 'er Valiumtimes pressie.
Dog-Code: Pig Labradorable Y O c++ 6.10 X+ L++ W+ E+ Ef w++ T+++ A+ e++ d B- F! IQ++ C++ t++ H? a s+++ BH WOOF++++
Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))
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