WOOF: My Little Piglet

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WOOF: My Little Piglet

Post by Lynn Ramic » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00



My dearest Piglet,

I received your Valiumtines packet today.  Fangs for the beeeeooootiful
pictures.  Fangs for the piece of your blankie.  I wish I had pockets to
carry it around with me.  Fangs for that skwerrill tail...we gotta woof
about that one.  I gotta get it to Willow so's we can get in SQUEAK.
Fangs for the treats...I ate 'em.  And, especially fangs for the bunny
poops.  I never had Canadog bunny poops before.  I wanted to eat them
but I think I'm going to keep them and treasure them forever.

Yours,

Ditto the LARGE

......Yes folks, she really did send a baggie of bunny poop!

 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Rooo, Ditto:

Quote:
> I received your Valiumtines packet today.  Fangs for the beeeeooootiful
> pictures.  Fangs for the piece of your blankie.

   You're *** welcome. Ackshully, I fink Mom wants to paint a pickchewer
   of you an' mememe wif SKWIRLS!!! Wouldn' THAT show Willow!!!

Quote:
> I wish I had pockets to carry it around with me.

   I unnerstan' that speshulcaredoggies have liddle jackets that have
   pockets so they c'n carry stuff 'round innem. Mebbe YourMom c'd getchew
   one atta PetSmart.

Quote:
> Fangs for that skwerrill tail...we gotta woof
> about that one.  I gotta get it to Willow so's we can get in SQUEAK.

   My mos' treasured possesshun, an' all fur my Ditto. Hmmm.....I
   WonderDog if we c'd be members at LARGE (an' LOUD)?

Quote:
> Fangs for the treats...I ate 'em.  And, especially fangs for the bunny
> poops.  I never had Canadog bunny poops before.  I wanted to eat them
> but I think I'm going to keep them and treasure them forever.

   Ha! I betchewerMom takes 'em fur 'erself, cuz they're so-o-o-o tasty.
   Y'neffur nose wif hoomins. They keep ALLA the goodstuff. Downright
   greedy, they are. NOT like us!

Quote:
> ......Yes folks, she really did send a baggie of bunny poop!

   You betcha! I'm notta piker!!

Pig (the LOUD), *** pleased that Ditto likes 'er Valiumtimes pressie.

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by Sally Hamilto » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


I fink that Pig's mom should paint a pickchewer of Ditto and Pig up inna tree wif Skwirls.  I wud like to see that pickchewer *** much.
(But not where Ditto got squished, no)
Yukon
Quote:

> Rooo, Ditto:

> > I received your Valiumtines packet today.  Fangs for the beeeeooootiful
> > pictures.  Fangs for the piece of your blankie.

>    You're *** welcome. Ackshully, I fink Mom wants to paint a pickchewer
>    of you an' mememe wif SKWIRLS!!! Wouldn' THAT show Willow!!!

> > I wish I had pockets to carry it around with me.

>    I unnerstan' that speshulcaredoggies have liddle jackets that have
>    pockets so they c'n carry stuff 'round innem. Mebbe YourMom c'd getchew
>    one atta PetSmart.

> > Fangs for that skwerrill tail...we gotta woof
> > about that one.  I gotta get it to Willow so's we can get in SQUEAK.

>    My mos' treasured possesshun, an' all fur my Ditto. Hmmm.....I
>    WonderDog if we c'd be members at LARGE (an' LOUD)?

> > Fangs for the treats...I ate 'em.  And, especially fangs for the bunny
> > poops.  I never had Canadog bunny poops before.  I wanted to eat them
> > but I think I'm going to keep them and treasure them forever.

>    Ha! I betchewerMom takes 'em fur 'erself, cuz they're so-o-o-o tasty.
>    Y'neffur nose wif hoomins. They keep ALLA the goodstuff. Downright
>    greedy, they are. NOT like us!

> > ......Yes folks, she really did send a baggie of bunny poop!

>    You betcha! I'm notta piker!!

> Pig (the LOUD), *** pleased that Ditto likes 'er Valiumtimes pressie.

> --
> Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

> Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
> doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

> (Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by V ANDERSO » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

>I fink that Pig's mom should paint a pickchewer of Ditto and Pig up inna

tree wif Skwirls.  I wud like to see that pickchewer *** much.

Quote:
>(But not where Ditto got squished, no)
>Yukon

Haroooo Yukon!
  What about a pickchewer of Pig flying?  Then we could see what it looks
like when Pigs fly!!!
(heh, heh - doggy humor!)
Your friend,
Chauncey the silly sheltie (I fink dat Pig's humor has rubbed off on me!)
 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> Chauncey the silly sheltie (I fink dat Pig's humor has rubbed off on me!)

..................................

   doG yelp you!!!!!!!

Pig (the LOUD)

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by Sally Hamilto » Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Haroooo Chauncey.
Heh heh...that wud be fun pickchewer to.  But I wud not want Pig to get
hurted by having to fly again for the pickchewer.  Can Pig's mom maybe paint
it using compooter stimulation?
Yukon
Quote:


> >I fink that Pig's mom should paint a pickchewer of Ditto and Pig up inna
> tree wif Skwirls.  I wud like to see that pickchewer *** much.
> >(But not where Ditto got squished, no)
> >Yukon

> Haroooo Yukon!
>   What about a pickchewer of Pig flying?  Then we could see what it looks
> like when Pigs fly!!!
> (heh, heh - doggy humor!)
> Your friend,
> Chauncey the silly sheltie (I fink dat Pig's humor has rubbed off on me!)

 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Thu, 11 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> Heh heh...that wud be fun pickchewer too.  But I wud not want Pig to get
> hurted by having to fly again for the pickchewer.  Can Pig's mom maybe paint
> it using compooter stimulation?
> Yukon

..............................................................................

Roo, Yukon:

   I don' fink so. Mom usta do pooteramination, ***that wuz 84
doggie-years ago, way before I wuz even whelped, an' ef***fing has
changed since then. ***I fink she c'n do it from alla fodographs she
gots. Kinda MixAn'Match, like Myfurend Tequila who's part Beagle, part
Bassett an' part MadDog. Puttem altogether an' you rilly gots somepin' to
see!! Gonna take time, tho', cuz Mom takes weeks on each one. ***mebbe I
c'n tell 'er to do a ***.

   Ow!! Mom, tha's NOT what I meant!! Sheesh! Hoomins!! Can't live wif 'em
an' can't live wifout 'em! Sometimes WonderDog why I bother!

Pig, sulkin'.

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by Kim Abe » Fri, 12 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Roo effurydoggie,

Quote:

>Rooo, Ditto:

>> I received your Valiumtines packet today.  Fangs for the beeeeooootiful
>> pictures.  Fangs for the piece of your blankie.

Ooh I hope you arent jealous, cuz I got a pressie from Pig too in the snail
mail, all the way on the other side of the world. An i fought the
pickchewers and stuff was fantastic !!! mymum wants yourmums permission to
put some of 'em on my web page.
I gots to see whiteb*th ! So eggcitin. Doin the frenchie ***dance in your
honour.

Quote:
>> Fangs for the treats...I ate 'em.  And, especially fangs for the bunny
>> poops.  I never had Canadog bunny poops before.  I wanted to eat them
>> but I think I'm going to keep them and treasure them forever.

I got some too !!! I haven't eated my treats yet , but I will , an I never
had Canadog bunny poops either, (mymum can't believe they got thru customs
coz she sez they look like somethin you might smoke - whatever that means)
but I gots some now.

oooh Pig, may a fat little frenchie f*rt in your face. (thats a frenchie
compliment, ya know) You is my special other side of the world friend.

Frenchie Hugs
Boof da Frenchie
www.stalbans.com.au/boof

 
 
 

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Post by WebbWea » Fri, 12 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
 Fangs for the treats...I ate 'em.  And, especially fangs for the bunny

Quote:
>> poops.  I never had Canadog bunny poops before.  I wanted to eat them
>> but I think I'm going to keep them and treasure them forever.

Me too! Me too!
I'm keepin the bunny poops. (I guess I likes wild bunny poops better) but I
ateup the treats!
Yummy.
MyMom said they aren't on my die yet, but who cares?
Bee-you-tee-fool pixtures, too!
My hoomin brudder reely reely liked the drawed pixtures, and so did
Suckerdaddy. (MyMon too) But my hoomin sister said sompin is wrong wif myMom,
about de bunnypoops. She say tch tch tch.
Love,
Moonpie
Jane Webb
Mudpie & Moonpie
 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Sat, 13 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> I'm keepin the bunny poops. (I guess I likes wild bunny poops better) but I
> ateup the treats!
> But my hoomin sister said sompin is wrong wif myMom,
> about de bunnypoops. She say tch tch tch.
> Moonpie

................................................................................

Rooo, Moonie:

    I tol' Ditto, an' Boof, an' now I'm tellin' you, you gots to make sure
that YourMom doesn' SNAG the bunnypoops, cuz hoomins 'r greedy an' they
allus try to take the goodstuff from us. Iffit isn' too late, you gets the
bunnypoops right now, cuz if you don', YourMom'll keep 'em fur 'erself.
Can't trust 'em. They're allus doin' stuff like that.

Pig, (the LOUD, an' *** cautious)

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++

Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by B. Han » Sat, 13 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Roooo, Ditto:

    You written your song yet? On'y coupla days lef' before Valiumtimes
Day, anna big Canine Corral. Yippeeee!! Can't wait.

    Here's winkin' atchew, kid.

Pig.

--
Dog-Code: Pig  Labradorable  Y O c++  6.10  X+  L++  W+  E+  Ef  w++  T+++  A+  e++  d  B-  F!  IQ++  C++  t++  H?  a  s+++  BH  WOOF++++
Proud wink*wink to Ditto the LARGE
Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.(Bev.)
doGgess, please make her the kind of person I think she OUGHTA be.(Jessie the WonderDog (Pig))

(Please remove "dog" from e-mail address before sending)

 
 
 

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Post by WebbWea » Sat, 13 Feb 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
YourMom'll keep 'em fur 'erself.

Nope. Gottum hid safe.
Savin' em.
Fangu sooooooooo muchly!
Love,
Moonpie
Jane Webb
Mudpie & Moonpie