Moon's Graden

>>>        Furriners don't understand that all those native Americans just
>>> didn't disappear or go live on the reservations. They interbred with the
>>> newcomers.     Practically any American whose family has been here for
>>> more than a fewgenerations has Injun ancestry somewhere. And proud of it
too.
>>>   Some of my own relatives would look pretty natural in war paint and
feathers.

>>> Dr P

>>I imagine your relatives would look even more natural in a gimp
>>costume and *** cuff... It's pitiful the way americans claim
>>membership of any culture other than their own. "Pop's an ***ic
>>and lives in a trailor park and mom went to Edinburrgh once, therefore
>>I am half injin and half scottish. I am  special!".

>Peter Proctor picked a peck of pickled peppers.

>>>> >On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 04:52:42 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

>>>> >>>On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 03:02:30 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 02:01:00 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

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>>>> t>
>>>> >>..
>>>> >>>>.



>>>> >>>>>>>> >Subject: Re: What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?
>>>> >>>>>>>> >Date: 27 Sep 2001 05:24:30 -0700

>>>> >>>>>>>> >Seven thousand dead yanks!  Priceless.

>>>> >>>>>>>>            What room have you to gripe ?  From your address,
>>you
>>>> >>are
>>>> >>>>>>South
>>>> >>>>>>>> African.   From your name,  certainly a  "settler",  probably
>>even
>>>> a
>>>> >>>>>>native
>>>> >>>>>>>> Afrikaans speaker.

>>>> >>>>>>>And your ancestors have always been in your country of
residence?
>>>> >>>>>>>Thought not, ***wit.

>>>> >>>>>>Mine have. Half of them anyway. If I could go back in time, I'd
>>have
>>>> >>them
>>>> >>>>>>serve the other half up AS Thanksgiving dinner.

>>>> >>>>>One of my ancestors was a Chickasaw.  I've seen some articles and
>>>> >>>>>documentaries that strongly suggest that the "Indians" weren't the
>>>> >>>>>first humans to live in the western hemisphere.  There's a good
>>>> >>>>>chance the Indians were as genocidal as the Europeans were.

>>>> >>>>Or that the precious inhabitants were just no good at life. They
may
>>>> have
>>>> >>>>had a serious problem with adapting to change. For example: we eat
>>>> >>millions
>>>> >>>>of tons of crabs every year, but I can't figure out what caused
that
>>>> first
>>>> >>>>man to eat one.
>>>> >>>Mort, you can't figure out how to put your shoes on each morning.
>>>> >>>What exactly is your point?

>>>That's a wierd coincidence, because Mort's*** has just been eaten by a
>>crab.

>>Like you ever had a***.

>>-*MORT*-

>Well the word is that you've sucked more than your fair share,
>Mortina.  Quite a hit with those sailors after you've taken your teeth
>out I hear.

> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 06:20:44 GMT, "PLMerite"

> >> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

> >> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L. Davis"

> >> >> >>aus.politics??

> >> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

> >> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

> >> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

> >> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

> >> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

> >> >> >-*MORT*-

> >> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
> >> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

> >> >Please, God, let Bin Laden hole up in this jerk's neighborhood...
> >> That would only be fair - after all he's already put a hole right
> >> through yours BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

> >You're a white living in South Africa and you're laughing at us?
> I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
> assumptions on?

>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 06:20:44 GMT, "PLMerite"

>>> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

>>> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L. Davis"

>>> >> >>aus.politics??

>>> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

>>> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

>>> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

>>> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

>>> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

>>> >> >-*MORT*-

>>> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
>>> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

>>> >Please, God, let Bin Laden hole up in this jerk's neighborhood...
>>> That would only be fair - after all he's already put a hole right
>>> through yours BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>You're a white living in South Africa and you're laughing at us?
>I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
>assumptions on?
>One out of three ain't bad, but it's not just me it's pretty much the
>entire world.

>>You're going to become extinct in your own lifetime.
>You're the one walking around with the target pinned to his back, not
>me.

>>Maybe sooner.
>Implied threat, you lose fifty points and return to "Go".  I'd say
>that you were one of Mort's socks, but I suspect that he's smarter
>than you...

>>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 06:20:44 GMT, "PLMerite"

>>>>> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

>>>>> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L.
Davis"

>>>>> >> >>aus.politics??

>>>>> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

>>>>> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

>>>>> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

>>>>> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

>>>>> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

>>>>> >> >-*MORT*-

>>>>> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
>>>>> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

>>>>> >Please, God, let Bin Laden hole up in this jerk's neighborhood...
>>>>> That would only be fair - after all he's already put a hole right
>>>>> through yours BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>>>You're a white living in South Africa and you're laughing at us?
>>>I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
>>>assumptions on?
>>>One out of three ain't bad, but it's not just me it's pretty much the
>>>entire world.

>>>>You're going to become extinct in your own lifetime.
>>>You're the one walking around with the target pinned to his back, not
>>>me.

>>>>Maybe sooner.
>>>Implied threat, you lose fifty points and return to "Go".  I'd say
>>>that you were one of Mort's socks, but I suspect that he's smarter
>>>than you...

>>It isn't 8000 dead Americans, Rick. It seems the British can't count, so
>>they filed their dead three times.
>That is because 1 Brit is worth 3 Merkins, you see.  Come to think of
>it, 1***roach is worth 2 Merkins...

>>What "rest of the world"?
><snicker>  The part that lies outside of your hometown of
>Dumb***ville, Alabama.

>>-*MORT*-

> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"

> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L. Davis"

> >> >>aus.politics??

> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

> >> >-*MORT*-

> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

> >Hey, Rick-dick,
> Oooh, a name-flame.  How deeply hurtful of you.

> >not all the dead and missing are Americans.  There are
> >nationals from between 60 and 80 other countries in the carnage, possibly
as
> >many as 2,000.  That's why it was called the WORLD Trade Center.  At
least
> >300 were Brits.
> And?

> >Go find a deep hole and jump into it, you *** little ghoul.  The
> >terrorists await you in hell.
> You're such a delicate little flower, aren't you Kent.  Lighten up,
> sweetheart, you'll give yourself a heart-attack before you reach
> puberty if you're not careful - go play some paintball with your
> buddies or something.

> >Wrong, ghoul-boy.  I'm an accountant.  Care to be introduced to the local
> >taxing authority?  It can be arranged.

> Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. ***ing ***.