What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

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What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by M. L. Davi » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 06:31:13



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>>>        Furriners don't understand that all those native Americans just
>>> didn't disappear or go live on the reservations. They interbred with the
>>> newcomers.     Practically any American whose family has been here for
>>> more than a fewgenerations has Injun ancestry somewhere. And proud of it
too.
>>>   Some of my own relatives would look pretty natural in war paint and
feathers.

>>> Dr P

>>I imagine your relatives would look even more natural in a gimp
>>costume and *** cuff... It's pitiful the way americans claim
>>membership of any culture other than their own. "Pop's an ***ic
>>and lives in a trailor park and mom went to Edinburrgh once, therefore
>>I am half injin and half scottish. I am  special!".

>Peter Proctor picked a peck of pickled peppers.

No, that's peckers.  His never manifested.

-*MORT*-

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by M. L. Davi » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 10:25:19


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>On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 21:28:29 GMT, "M. L. Davis"




>>>> >On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 04:52:42 GMT, "M. L. Davis"


>>>> >>>On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 03:02:30 GMT, "M. L. Davis"


>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 02:01:00 GMT, "M. L. Davis"





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>>>> t>
>>>> >>..
>>>> >>>>.



>>>> >>>>>>>> >Subject: Re: What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?
>>>> >>>>>>>> >Date: 27 Sep 2001 05:24:30 -0700

>>>> >>>>>>>> >Seven thousand dead yanks!  Priceless.

>>>> >>>>>>>>            What room have you to gripe ?  From your address,
>>you
>>>> >>are
>>>> >>>>>>South
>>>> >>>>>>>> African.   From your name,  certainly a  "settler",  probably
>>even
>>>> a
>>>> >>>>>>native
>>>> >>>>>>>> Afrikaans speaker.

>>>> >>>>>>>And your ancestors have always been in your country of
residence?
>>>> >>>>>>>Thought not, ***wit.

>>>> >>>>>>Mine have. Half of them anyway. If I could go back in time, I'd
>>have
>>>> >>them
>>>> >>>>>>serve the other half up AS Thanksgiving dinner.

>>>> >>>>>One of my ancestors was a Chickasaw.  I've seen some articles and
>>>> >>>>>documentaries that strongly suggest that the "Indians" weren't the
>>>> >>>>>first humans to live in the western hemisphere.  There's a good
>>>> >>>>>chance the Indians were as genocidal as the Europeans were.

>>>> >>>>Or that the precious inhabitants were just no good at life. They
may
>>>> have
>>>> >>>>had a serious problem with adapting to change. For example: we eat
>>>> >>millions
>>>> >>>>of tons of crabs every year, but I can't figure out what caused
that
>>>> first
>>>> >>>>man to eat one.
>>>> >>>Mort, you can't figure out how to put your shoes on each morning.
>>>> >>>What exactly is your point?

>>>That's a wierd coincidence, because Mort's*** has just been eaten by a
>>crab.

>>Like you ever had a***.

>>-*MORT*-

>Well the word is that you've sucked more than your fair share,
>Mortina.  Quite a hit with those sailors after you've taken your teeth
>out I hear.

I heard you take it in the ear. I heard the perfect vacuum of your empty
skull is loved, but the severe clap you spread is hell.

-*MORT*-

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by PLMerit » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 18:35:00



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> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 07:56:38 GMT, "PLMerite"



> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 06:20:44 GMT, "PLMerite"



> >> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"


> >> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L. Davis"

> >> >> >>aus.politics??


> >> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

> >> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

> >> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

> >> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

> >> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

> >> >> >-*MORT*-

> >> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
> >> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

> >> >Please, God, let Bin Laden hole up in this jerk's neighborhood...
> >> That would only be fair - after all he's already put a hole right
> >> through yours BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

> >You're a white living in South Africa and you're laughing at us?
> I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
> assumptions on?

My bad.  What country is represented by the .za in your message header?

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> One out of three ain't bad, but it's not just me it's pretty much the
> entire world.

Three?  Yes, well, the "***" part was definitely implied.

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> >You're going to become extinct in your own lifetime.
> You're the one walking around with the target pinned to his back, not
> me.

Not worth the effort to kill, eh?  Must suck being that low on the food
chain.

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> >Maybe sooner.
> Implied threat, you lose fifty points and return to "Go".  I'd say
> that you were one of Mort's socks, but I suspect that he's smarter
> than you...

Still a couple rungs higher than you even if it were true.

Regards, PLMeite

Why do ***s keep adding groups like "rec.gardens.roses"?

--
"Confronting Liberals with the facts of reality is very much akin to
clubbing baby seals. It gets boring after a while, but because Liberals are
so stupid it is easy work."  Steven M. Barry

"Miracles do not cluster.  Hold on to the Constitution of the United States
of America and the Republic for which it stands - what has happened once in
six thousand years may never happen again.  Hold on to your Constitution,
for if the Constitution shall fail there will be anarchy throughout the
world." - Daniel Webster, 1851

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by M. L. Davi » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 20:49:08


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>On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 07:56:38 GMT, "PLMerite"



>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 06:20:44 GMT, "PLMerite"



>>> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"


>>> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L. Davis"

>>> >> >>aus.politics??


>>> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

>>> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

>>> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

>>> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

>>> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

>>> >> >-*MORT*-

>>> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
>>> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

>>> >Please, God, let Bin Laden hole up in this jerk's neighborhood...
>>> That would only be fair - after all he's already put a hole right
>>> through yours BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>You're a white living in South Africa and you're laughing at us?
>I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
>assumptions on?
>One out of three ain't bad, but it's not just me it's pretty much the
>entire world.

>>You're going to become extinct in your own lifetime.
>You're the one walking around with the target pinned to his back, not
>me.

>>Maybe sooner.
>Implied threat, you lose fifty points and return to "Go".  I'd say
>that you were one of Mort's socks, but I suspect that he's smarter
>than you...

It isn't 8000 dead Americans, Rick. It seems the British can't count, so
they filed their dead three times.

What "rest of the world"?

-*MORT*-

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by Peter H. Proct » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 17:05:30


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>Subject: Re: What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?
>Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2001 18:35:04 +1000
>I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
>assumptions on?

   .za is the SA country code.   BTW,  you don't have to be a resident to have
a country code URL.    I hold  "  fu.kz "  and " hard.dk  ".   Say them out
loud for a laugh..  

Dr P

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by M. L. Davi » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 22:51:30


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>On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 11:49:08 GMT, "M. L. Davis"




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>>>On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 07:56:38 GMT, "PLMerite"



>>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 06:20:44 GMT, "PLMerite"



>>>>> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"


>>>>> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L.
Davis"

>>>>> >> >>aus.politics??


>>>>> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

>>>>> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

>>>>> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

>>>>> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

>>>>> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

>>>>> >> >-*MORT*-

>>>>> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
>>>>> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

>>>>> >Please, God, let Bin Laden hole up in this jerk's neighborhood...
>>>>> That would only be fair - after all he's already put a hole right
>>>>> through yours BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>>>You're a white living in South Africa and you're laughing at us?
>>>I'm white?  I'm living in South Africa?  What do you base these
>>>assumptions on?
>>>One out of three ain't bad, but it's not just me it's pretty much the
>>>entire world.

>>>>You're going to become extinct in your own lifetime.
>>>You're the one walking around with the target pinned to his back, not
>>>me.

>>>>Maybe sooner.
>>>Implied threat, you lose fifty points and return to "Go".  I'd say
>>>that you were one of Mort's socks, but I suspect that he's smarter
>>>than you...

>>It isn't 8000 dead Americans, Rick. It seems the British can't count, so
>>they filed their dead three times.
>That is because 1 Brit is worth 3 Merkins, you see.  Come to think of
>it, 1***roach is worth 2 Merkins...

>>What "rest of the world"?
><snicker>  The part that lies outside of your hometown of
>Dumb***ville, Alabama.

>>-*MORT*-

I live in Florida, still trying to play NIGYYSOB?

-*MORT*-

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by Kent Finnel » Sun, 30 Sep 2001 23:22:01



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> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 05:46:27 -0500, "Kent Finnell"



> >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 03:49:12 GMT, "M. L. Davis"


> >> >>Where were you on Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:16:34 GMT when "M. L. Davis"

> >> >>aus.politics??


> >> >>>>Pity you didn't cut your throat with it then.

> >> >>>More's the pity that it was not your last drop.

> >> >>Mort, I never thought I'd see the day when I was on your side..

> >> >>Please do kick the shit out of this *** tho. Thanks much.

> >> >Funs fun, even *** fun. But some folks are just plain ***.

> >> >-*MORT*-

> >> Hey Mort I just heard that the death toll is nearly eight thousand
> >> dead merkins now!  It just gets funnier and funnier, doesn't it...

> >Hey, Rick-dick,
> Oooh, a name-flame.  How deeply hurtful of you.

> >not all the dead and missing are Americans.  There are
> >nationals from between 60 and 80 other countries in the carnage, possibly
as
> >many as 2,000.  That's why it was called the WORLD Trade Center.  At
least
> >300 were Brits.
> And?

> >Go find a deep hole and jump into it, you *** little ghoul.  The
> >terrorists await you in hell.
> You're such a delicate little flower, aren't you Kent.  Lighten up,
> sweetheart, you'll give yourself a heart-attack before you reach
> puberty if you're not careful - go play some paintball with your
> buddies or something.

Before I reach puberty?  You're about 49 years too late, ghoul-boy.  I don't
do paintball, since I learned long ago that I should only point a gun at
something I wanted to destroy or kill.

I don't cheer, as you do, about the death of innocents.  I guess that makes
me morally superior to you, but that's not much of an achievement.

--
Kent Finnell
From the Music City, USA

. "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase
a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
 Ben Franklin

 
 
 

What's funnier than six thousand dead yanks?

Post by Kent Finnel » Tue, 02 Oct 2001 07:45:41




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> On Sun, 30 Sep 2001 13:29:53 -0500, in article


> >Wrong, ghoul-boy.  I'm an accountant.  Care to be introduced to the local
> >taxing authority?  It can be arranged.

> Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. ***ing ***.

And it will be accountants who trace the money trail back to bin Laden and
cut off the sources.  Remember, two of the requirements for acceptance into
the FBI is to be either a lawyer or a CPA.

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> --
> "I fear all I have done is awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a
> terrible resolve. --Admiral Yamamoto after the bombing of Pearl Harbor

--
Kent Finnell
From the Music City, USA

. "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase
a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
 Ben Franklin