Violet has a problem... I think...??

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Violet has a problem... I think...??

Post by Victori » Wed, 15 May 2002 23:31:59



Hi all! I feel so out of date cause I've been using outlook and I just
cant get my posts in order there. I have a bunch of new baby bunnies
(the old litters were sold, btw) and they are too cute! However, one has
a problem which I'll let her tell you about as soon as I go catch her
(she's binkying away from me on the couch). Every time I say "Violet,
come here baby" she runs as fast as she can and binkys like "ha ha,
youre a big dumb slow hoomin... =:)"

Hey, I'm Violet and I'm 4 weeks old. I was kinda stupid when I was
younger, and I stuck my head through some chicken wire. That would have
been ok, except I couldn't get it out. So I had to wait til the slave
came out with the food in the morning and she saw me. She had to cut me
out of the chicken  wire (which she had just put up the day before, bwaa
ha ha haaaa... doing hareforce work at 2 weeks old...) and I promptly
screamed loudly and ran away. She had to treat the cut on my chin with
peroxide and it was annoying. Anyhow, the cut has healed completely but
I have a question about my teeth. My slave discovered that one of the
bottom ones was alot shorter than the other one, like abnormally so.
After a few days, it seemed to grow back in so it was less than 1/2 cm
shorter than the other one, but it looks like someone pushed it out a
little. I don't know whether its malocclusion or what but I DONT WANT TO
GO TO THE VET, NO, YOU CANT MAKE MEEEEE!!!! So HELP! I am having no
trouble eating and I am happily binkying so I'm fine!! Right??? OK!
Thank you!
<binky binky>
~Violet, 12 babies, Bandanna, Beatrice, Tootsie, Licorice, Pina Colada
and the slaves

 
 
 

Violet has a problem... I think...??

Post by mixte » Thu, 16 May 2002 00:15:13


hello violet.  would you like to be a member of the united hare force?  you
are just what our organization needs:  an upstart of the highest order :)

making your hoomin work hard to keep you happy is what this organization is
all about.  try not to binky too much when they can see you violet, we
wouldn't want those hoomins getting the wrong impression.

if you need expert advice, may i suggest corresponding with any of the
following hare force members:

commrade sasha
agent minnie
tae-bun-do experts, raul and kuni
lt. cmdr. cartman
webley and, of course, miss nikita

these are just a few of the many members located across the globe.
members in the uk are:
neroli
ellie
and there are lots more.  there are some very WISE buns over in amsterdam by
the name of flopsy and zoe.  you may want to correspond with these guys
cause they have got their hoomins completely fooled.

looking forward to your tales of daring do.
agent morgan
b.i.a.

 
 
 

Violet has a problem... I think...??

Post by Victori » Thu, 16 May 2002 11:42:26




Quote:
> hello violet.  would you like to be a member of the united hare force?  you
> are just what our organization needs:  an upstart of the highest order :)

> making your hoomin work hard to keep you happy is what this organization is
> all about.  try not to binky too much when they can see you violet, we
> wouldn't want those hoomins getting the wrong impression.

> if you need expert advice, may i suggest corresponding with any of the
> following hare force members:

> commrade sasha
> agent minnie
> tae-bun-do experts, raul and kuni
> lt. cmdr. cartman
> webley and, of course, miss nikita

> these are just a few of the many members located across the globe.
> members in the uk are:
> neroli
> ellie
> and there are lots more.  there are some very WISE buns over in amsterdam by
> the name of flopsy and zoe.  you may want to correspond with these guys
> cause they have got their hoomins completely fooled.

> looking forward to your tales of daring do.
> agent morgan
> b.i.a.

Yes, all our family wants to be in the hareforce like our PFC's daddy and
mommy and big brothers and sisters. Include us all! I think I'd like to join
the BIA. Thanks for the advice and email addresses. They will be most
helpful.
~Violet