God should have played with mice before creating humanity!

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God should have played with mice before creating humanity!

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammoc » Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:35:00




Quote:
> On 21 July, 07:33, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the

> > On Jul 20, 9:06 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the




> > > > > The main reason for the cross is not so that God could forgive us.
> > > > > Jesus engineered and executed the plan to be the second Adam and the
> > > > > main purpose was to make us like Adam was before he ate the fruit - to
> > > > > break the curse.

> > > > If Jesus engineered such a plan, why did Jesus think God was forsaking
> > > > him by letting him (Jesus) execute his plan?

> > > Jesus had a big fight with his Dad upon returning to Heaven. The
> > > argument could have happened like this...

> > > Jesus: "Hey dad, you could have stopped my pain and crush the Romans
> > > like roaches!"

> > > God: "Well, we needed to prove the point that you died for humanity's
> > > sin"

> > > Jesus: "Who cares, you are the boss anyway!"

> > > God: "Not exactly, but yes I'm in charge. You are my puppet, so to
> > > speak."

> > > Jesus: "You know what. I give a *** about humanity and all your
> > > grandiose plans."

> > > And Jesus went to another galaxy far away from his father, where he
> > > went to breed mice.

> > > ***

> > > Actually I think God should have played with mice before creating
> > > humanity!

> > One of my mice escaped without a reason. He just walked out on me and
> > is hiding.

> You mean one of your sons ? like father like a son

Yes, they are like my children in the metaphorical sense. Actually one
escaped in the car and now stinks. He walked out right in my face and
went into a crevice where he died.

The Christians are walking that path of self-destruction without
knowing too. Just like Jim Jones.

 
 
 

God should have played with mice before creating humanity!

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammoc » Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:57:59


I've learned a powerful lesson in dealing with mice and hamsters,
which God missed in his rush to create humans...

You can't leave them alone! One hamster escaped the pet shop box and
died in the car; only one mouse came back out of three when I opened
their cage. Imagine God let Adam & Eve loose in a jungle (or garden)
and the snake came and told them a pretty story.

I'm left with a trusted mouse (Coco) and two hamsters (Cain & Abel)
which I won't let loose for a second. My wisdom and trust are
challenged, but everything will be good for the revolution: Everybody
will be out of the cage, but we must keep an eye on the monkeys.