TO GOD - FROM THE DOG:

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TO GOD - FROM THE DOG:

Post by ~Rit » Tue, 01 Feb 2005 02:17:17



????????????????Dear God: Why do humans
smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
????????????????Dear God: When we get to
heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
????????????????Dear God: Why are there
cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard
to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
????????????????Dear God: If a dog barks
his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad
dog?
????????????????Dear God: We dogs can
understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns,
clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and
Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
????????????????Dear God: More
meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
????????????????Dear God: Are there
mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
????????????????Dear God: Let me give
you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good
dog.
????????????????1. I will not eat the
cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
????????????????2. I will not roll on
dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they
smell.
????????????????3 I will not munch on
"leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.
????????????????4. The diaper pail is
not a cookie jar.
????????????????5. The sofa is not a
'face towel'.. neither are Mom and Dad's
laps.
????????????????6. The garbage collector
is not stealing our stuff.
????????????????7. My head does not
belong in the refrigerator.
????????????????8. I will not bite the
officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and
registration.
????????????????9. I will not play
tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
????????????????10. Sticking my nose
into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
????????????????11. I don't need to
suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
????????????????12. I must shake the
rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
????????????????13. I will not throw up
in the car.
????????????????14. I will not come in
from outside and immediately drag my
butt.
????????????????15. I will not sit in
the middle of the living room and*** my crotch when we have company.
????????????????16. The cat is not a
'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's
usually not a good thing.
????????????????And, finally, My last
question . . .
????????????????Dear God: When I get to
Heaven may I have my *** back?
 
 
 

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Post by jen ly » Tue, 01 Feb 2005 06:18:36


LOL!!






 
 
 

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Post by ?Lady koo » Tue, 01 Feb 2005 13:07:38


CUTE ONE






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Post by shee du » Thu, 03 Feb 2005 00:19:01


LOL really cute

HAVE A PURRFIC  DAY !!!!  SUE        

 
 
 

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Post by maur » Sat, 05 Feb 2005 09:35:31


some how in watching TACO JOHNS MONKEY DOG ,COMMERCIAL  for meatpotato
leaves me with no hungrys








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