Moon's Graden

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Brit  =)

"there are people in the world who have something to say and don't, and
there are people who have nothing to say and keep on saying it!"

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Bob W

You're clueless, son. Utterly and completely clueless.  In fact, you
couldn't catch a clue if you stripped *** and soaked your pallid hide in
clue musk, then did the clue mating dance in a field full of horny
clues during the height of clue mating season!

You are a swine; a vulgar little maggot; a worthless bag of filth. As
they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour***out of a boot with
instructions on the heel.  You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
I would rather kiss a block of rancid toejam than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world.  An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
this earth.  And did I mention you smell?

Now go away.

I wish I could say this is original but it ain't but it fits the moment.

Dave, Pissing with the wind!