Hello I am A bird Breeder

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Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Dan Spence » Wed, 20 Jan 1999 04:00:00



I've got questions.  You say that you are a licenced (sic) bird breeder.
Which organization granted your license and what steps did you have to take
to become licensed?  What kind of birds do you breed and how long have you
been doing this?  Since you are licensed, can you please post your real
name, your DBA if any, and your license number?

Dan

Quote:

>I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel free
to
>ask.

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by TWEDYLV1 » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel free to
ask.
 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Somebody Els » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Dan,

Don't bother.  It's either a troll, or someone so hopelessly unfamiliar with
the workings of NG's that it's not funny.  My money's on troll.

Bob

Quote:

>I've got questions.  You say that you are a licenced (sic) bird breeder.
>Which organization granted your license and what steps did you have to take
>to become licensed?  What kind of birds do you breed and how long have you
>been doing this?  Since you are licensed, can you please post your real
>name, your DBA if any, and your license number?

>Dan


>>I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel
free
>to
>>ask.

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by thebirdma » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


A 3-pointer for Dan!
:)
Marco

Quote:

>I've got questions.  You say that you are a licenced (sic) bird breeder.
>Which organization granted your license and what steps did you have to take
>to become licensed?  What kind of birds do you breed and how long have you
>been doing this?  Since you are licensed, can you please post your real
>name, your DBA if any, and your license number?

>Dan


>>I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel
free
>to
>>ask.

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Mamabir » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00



Quote:
>I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel
free to
>ask.

Question #1
How do I go about becoming a licenced (sic) bird breeder like you?

Question #2
Something I've always wanted to know... why does Nabisco package their
shredded wheat biscuits in threes instead of twos?? I can only eat two.

Thanks!
--
Mama
------
     Visit my nest and meet my birds!
             "Mamabird's Nest"
 http://members.tripod.com/~iluvbirds/
     ~The Book of Winged Memories~
(Write a memorial tribute to your bird)

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Dan Spence » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Quote:



>>I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel
>free to
>>ask.

>Question #1
>How do I go about becoming a licenced (sic) bird breeder like you?

>Question #2
>Something I've always wanted to know... why does Nabisco package their
>shredded wheat biscuits in threes instead of twos?? I can only eat two.

Question #3
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Question#4
Why does Gwenyth Paltrow have to appear *** in all of her movies?  (not a
complaint, just a question)

Question#5
What's the opposite of progress?  Congress?

Question#6
Why is it called KY Jelly?  Is it made in Kentucky?  Why don't they call it
KY Jam?

Dan

Quote:

>Thanks!
>--
>Mama
>------
>     Visit my nest and meet my birds!
>             "Mamabird's Nest"
> http://www.moonsgarden.com/~iluvbirds/
>     ~The Book of Winged Memories~
>(Write a memorial tribute to your bird)

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Wheele » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Wow, Dan a real licensed breeder, how do I get one in Washington State?

Bob W

Quote:




>>>I am a licenced bird breeder if you all have any questions please feel
>>free to
>>>ask.

>>Question #1
>>How do I go about becoming a licenced (sic) bird breeder like you?

>>Question #2
>>Something I've always wanted to know... why does Nabisco package their
>>shredded wheat biscuits in threes instead of twos?? I can only eat two.

>Question #3
>Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

>Question#4
>Why does Gwenyth Paltrow have to appear *** in all of her movies?  (not a
>complaint, just a question)

>Question#5
>What's the opposite of progress?  Congress?

>Question#6
>Why is it called KY Jelly?  Is it made in Kentucky?  Why don't they call it
>KY Jam?

>Dan

>>Thanks!
>>--
>>Mama
>>------
>>     Visit my nest and meet my birds!
>>             "Mamabird's Nest"
>> http://www.moonsgarden.com/~iluvbirds/
>>     ~The Book of Winged Memories~
>>(Write a memorial tribute to your bird)

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Mamabir » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

>Wow, Dan a real licensed breeder, how do I get one in Washington State?

>Bob W

That one's easy. You just go on a bird ng and say you have one.

--
Mama
------
     Visit my nest and meet my birds!      
             "Mamabird's Nest"
 http://members.tripod.com/~iluvbirds/
     ~The Book of Winged Memories~
(Write a memorial tribute to your bird)

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Wheele » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Mamabird, I am a licensed counselor, I have a drivers license, I have three
Biz licenses.
Can I get a bird breeder license, I want a license.

Bob W

Quote:


>>Wow, Dan a real licensed breeder, how do I get one in Washington State?

>>Bob W

>That one's easy. You just go on a bird ng and say you have one.

>--
>Mama
>------
>     Visit my nest and meet my birds!
>             "Mamabird's Nest"
> http://members.tripod.com/~iluvbirds/
>     ~The Book of Winged Memories~
>(Write a memorial tribute to your bird)

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Rich Pee » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

>Mamabird, I am a licensed counselor, I have a drivers license, I have three
>Biz licenses.
>Can I get a bird breeder license, I want a license.

Yes you too may become a licensed bird breeder.  And act now for a slight
additional fee you will receive a PHD degree in *** bird breeding.  But
these are going fast so please send money as soon as possible to me for
immediate processing.
 
 
 

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Post by Wheele » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


You will be rich soon.

Bob W

Quote:


>>Mamabird, I am a licensed counselor, I have a drivers license, I have
three
>>Biz licenses.
>>Can I get a bird breeder license, I want a license.

>Yes you too may become a licensed bird breeder.  And act now for a slight
>additional fee you will receive a PHD degree in *** bird breeding.  But
>these are going fast so please send money as soon as possible to me for
>immediate processing.

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Donni » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


I have a question that has never been answered for me:

Why do hotdog people put 10 hotdogs to a package and the bread people put 8?
Donnie

 
 
 

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Post by Wheele » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


Ya, what he asked?

Bob W

Quote:

>I have a question that has never been answered for me:

>Why do hotdog people put 10 hotdogs to a package and the bread people put
8?
>Donnie

 
 
 

Hello I am A bird Breeder

Post by Dan Spence » Thu, 21 Jan 1999 04:00:00


If you recall, you posted that you were a licensed bird breeder and invited
people to ask you questions.  I asked you some legitimate questions about
your stated credentials which you have chosen not to answer so far.  Are you
going to answer my questions?

Dan

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>your jokes are not appreciated!!!!!!!!!