Moon's Graden

i NEED TO GET RID OF MY LEGLESS LIZARD
if i dont find it a home i will be looking for a home of my own cause
the wife is gona throw me out .
make me an offer or trade

Wade,
   Not sure which one you intend to trade. How about post a picture of the
the wife or the legless lizard and we can see if anybody is interested in
trading........... Sorry I couldn't resist and your "you two should get a
room" post further down the list was very funny.
Merry Christmas
Jeff

Is this because you have one too many reptiles or that you cant have
any?  

Funny what some wives will tolerate.  

Since I had snakes long before we married, snakes are part of the
package.  My wife draws the line at giant snakes or venomous.  Easy.

One day about a year ago she saw a little black snake in the house on
the floor.  Now over the years a few snakes have escaped in my house,
but nothing in at least 3 years.  My collection isn't very large and the
snake didn't look like anything I had except for maybe that mexican
black king that escaped 3 years before.  

She is tolerant at best when it comes to snakes, but she knew that if I
had an escaped snake, I'd feel rotten.  So she put on a pair of gloves,
knowing full well nothing I had would bite, grabbed that little black
snake and put it in a bucket.  

Then she started putting things together in her mind.   First, no little
kingsnake is going to survive in our home for 3 years without food or
water.  Second, when she picked that snake up it sure musked and smelled
rotten, quite unlike the little missing kingsnake.  This snake was just
a visitor.

When I got home she showed me the snake.  I let her know it was just a
garter snake from the yard and we let it go together.  I then took her
out to dinner and let her know she was the best wife ever.  I was truly
proud of her.  

So Wade, good luck with the wife. Maybe she'll become desensitized to
all reptiles over the years and you can give snakes a try after a while.
Tell her what my wife did for her husband, maybe she'll  come around.  

dt

its caus the legless lizard looks too much like a snake and she wont
let me do snakes but i have lizards galore and want more and she will
go for more lizards just NO SNAKES.
I have a herp. rescue and adoption so having reptiles is no problem as
long as they are not snakes