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New Cat Fiction

Post by ke.. » Thu, 04 Apr 1996 04:00:00



A friend and I wrote a Quantum Leap/X-Files crossover where Sam leaps
into the body of a cat.  It's a lighthearted romantic comedy with just
enough 'romance' to qualify it for an NC-17 rating.  (Nothing really
graphic, we're just very conservative people and don't want to offend
anyone by not warning them, but please don't ask me to send it to you
if you're *** :-) )  If you would like to read the story, e-mail
me and I will gladly send it to you.

Kelsy

Disclaimer: We don't own these characters except that Kelsy owns
the cat. We don't mean to hurt anyone's feeling or take candy out
of the mouths of babes. We love CC, DD, GA, and the Quantum Leap
crew.

Warning: This is NC-17 or very nearly so. At least we think so.
Maybe not. Someone with kids between 13 and 17 tell us if this is
NC-17 or not. Lots of really BAD jokes, some bathroom humor, lots
of lust of various kinds, no *** except for cats dropping on
your head and chewing your ankles and the sex is heavily implied
but not graphic.

     Kelsy's notes:  I came up with the idea for this story while
my cats and I were cooped up with no power during a winter
storm.  When I got my net access back, I whipped up the first
section and sent it out to Xangst Anonymous as a tag team story.
Windsinger and I began conversing about our cats through e-
mail and, well, we sorta talked about the story, too.  (A blatant
violation of official tag team rules!)  She had a fantastic plot
that would let us add all the little scenes and dialog that we both
wanted to do, so we decided to write the story together.  I hope
you have as much fun reading this as we did writing it!  Oh, and
I wanted to mention that the little black and white cat you're
about to meet is real.  I adopted him as a kitten and he's ruled
the house for a couple of years now.  He's getting a big head
from this little bit of notoriety and is demanding to have some
pictures taken so he can autograph them for his fans.  I don't
have the heart to tell him that right now he doesn't have any...:-)

     Windsinger's notes: This is a real diversion for me. A story
completely for fun!!!! and for outrageous plotting!!!! and for
animal lust!!!! and because I love QL and XF!!!! Kelsy thanks
for starting this craziness. I needed a little bit a craziness in
my life, and thanks for putting up with my unbridled imagination.
And thanks to Micro, my husband's 18 year old cat, 7 pounds of
skinny inspiration who sits on top on my computer monitor when I
type and wants to know why writing stories is more important than
feeding her!

Mulder's Leap 1/9

2/23/96

*****************************************************

     The way the surroundings fizzled into view reminded Sam
of the old, plain Aka Seltzers that his Dad used to drink after
one of his Mom's huge home cooked meals.  Not the stomach-
turning lemon flavored tablets that replaced them, but the
original ones that didn't taste half bad.  He mulled over this
until a bone-numbing chill shocked him out of his reverie and he
realized that it was snowing heavily.  Shaking from the chill, he
looked down at himself to see who he had leaped into this time
and gasped in shock.

     "Oh, boy!"

     It came out as "Meoooooow."

*****************************************************

Just an introductory sample. :-)

 
 
 

New Cat Fiction

Post by ke.. » Thu, 04 Apr 1996 04:00:00


A friend and I wrote a Quantum Leap/X-Files crossover where Sam leaps
into the body of a cat.  It's a lighthearted romantic comedy with just
enough 'romance' to qualify it for an NC-17 rating.  (Nothing really
graphic, we're just very conservative people and don't want to offend
anyone by not warning them, but please don't ask me to send it to you
if you're *** :-) )  If you would like to read the story, e-mail
me and I will gladly send it to you.

Kelsy

Disclaimer: We don't own these characters except that Kelsy owns
the cat. We don't mean to hurt anyone's feeling or take candy out
of the mouths of babes. We love CC, DD, GA, and the Quantum Leap
crew.

Warning: This is NC-17 or very nearly so. At least we think so.
Maybe not. Someone with kids between 13 and 17 tell us if this is
NC-17 or not. Lots of really BAD jokes, some bathroom humor, lots
of lust of various kinds, no *** except for cats dropping on
your head and chewing your ankles and the sex is heavily implied
but not graphic.

     Kelsy's notes:  I came up with the idea for this story while
my cats and I were cooped up with no power during a winter
storm.  When I got my net access back, I whipped up the first
section and sent it out to Xangst Anonymous as a tag team story.
Windsinger and I began conversing about our cats through e-
mail and, well, we sorta talked about the story, too.  (A blatant
violation of official tag team rules!)  She had a fantastic plot
that would let us add all the little scenes and dialog that we both
wanted to do, so we decided to write the story together.  I hope
you have as much fun reading this as we did writing it!  Oh, and
I wanted to mention that the little black and white cat you're
about to meet is real.  I adopted him as a kitten and he's ruled
the house for a couple of years now.  He's getting a big head
from this little bit of notoriety and is demanding to have some
pictures taken so he can autograph them for his fans.  I don't
have the heart to tell him that right now he doesn't have any...:-)

     Windsinger's notes: This is a real diversion for me. A story
completely for fun!!!! and for outrageous plotting!!!! and for
animal lust!!!! and because I love QL and XF!!!! Kelsy thanks
for starting this craziness. I needed a little bit a craziness in
my life, and thanks for putting up with my unbridled imagination.
And thanks to Micro, my husband's 18 year old cat, 7 pounds of
skinny inspiration who sits on top on my computer monitor when I
type and wants to know why writing stories is more important than
feeding her!

Mulder's Leap 1/9

2/23/96

*****************************************************

     The way the surroundings fizzled into view reminded Sam
of the old, plain Aka Seltzers that his Dad used to drink after
one of his Mom's huge home cooked meals.  Not the stomach-
turning lemon flavored tablets that replaced them, but the
original ones that didn't taste half bad.  He mulled over this
until a bone-numbing chill shocked him out of his reverie and he
realized that it was snowing heavily.  Shaking from the chill, he
looked down at himself to see who he had leaped into this time
and gasped in shock.

     "Oh, boy!"

     It came out as "Meoooooow."

*****************************************************

Just an introductory sample. :-)

 
 
 

New Cat Fiction

Post by ke.. » Thu, 04 Apr 1996 04:00:00


A friend and I wrote a Quantum Leap/X-Files crossover where Sam leaps
into the body of a cat.  It's a lighthearted romantic comedy with just
enough 'romance' to qualify it for an NC-17 rating.  (Nothing really
graphic, we're just very conservative people and don't want to offend
anyone by not warning them, but please don't ask me to send it to you
if you're *** :-) )  If you would like to read the story, e-mail
me and I will gladly send it to you.

Kelsy

Disclaimer: We don't own these characters except that Kelsy owns
the cat. We don't mean to hurt anyone's feeling or take candy out
of the mouths of babes. We love CC, DD, GA, and the Quantum Leap
crew.

Warning: This is NC-17 or very nearly so. At least we think so.
Maybe not. Someone with kids between 13 and 17 tell us if this is
NC-17 or not. Lots of really BAD jokes, some bathroom humor, lots
of lust of various kinds, no *** except for cats dropping on
your head and chewing your ankles and the sex is heavily implied
but not graphic.

     Kelsy's notes:  I came up with the idea for this story while
my cats and I were cooped up with no power during a winter
storm.  When I got my net access back, I whipped up the first
section and sent it out to Xangst Anonymous as a tag team story.
Windsinger and I began conversing about our cats through e-
mail and, well, we sorta talked about the story, too.  (A blatant
violation of official tag team rules!)  She had a fantastic plot
that would let us add all the little scenes and dialog that we both
wanted to do, so we decided to write the story together.  I hope
you have as much fun reading this as we did writing it!  Oh, and
I wanted to mention that the little black and white cat you're
about to meet is real.  I adopted him as a kitten and he's ruled
the house for a couple of years now.  He's getting a big head
from this little bit of notoriety and is demanding to have some
pictures taken so he can autograph them for his fans.  I don't
have the heart to tell him that right now he doesn't have any...:-)

     Windsinger's notes: This is a real diversion for me. A story
completely for fun!!!! and for outrageous plotting!!!! and for
animal lust!!!! and because I love QL and XF!!!! Kelsy thanks
for starting this craziness. I needed a little bit a craziness in
my life, and thanks for putting up with my unbridled imagination.
And thanks to Micro, my husband's 18 year old cat, 7 pounds of
skinny inspiration who sits on top on my computer monitor when I
type and wants to know why writing stories is more important than
feeding her!

Mulder's Leap 1/9

2/23/96

*****************************************************

     The way the surroundings fizzled into view reminded Sam
of the old, plain Aka Seltzers that his Dad used to drink after
one of his Mom's huge home cooked meals.  Not the stomach-
turning lemon flavored tablets that replaced them, but the
original ones that didn't taste half bad.  He mulled over this
until a bone-numbing chill shocked him out of his reverie and he
realized that it was snowing heavily.  Shaking from the chill, he
looked down at himself to see who he had leaped into this time
and gasped in shock.

     "Oh, boy!"

     It came out as "Meoooooow."

*****************************************************

Just an introductory sample. :-)

 
 
 

New Cat Fiction

Post by ke.. » Thu, 04 Apr 1996 04:00:00


A friend and I wrote a Quantum Leap/X-Files crossover where Sam leaps
into the body of a cat.  It's a lighthearted romantic comedy with just
enough 'romance' to qualify it for an NC-17 rating.  (Nothing really
graphic, we're just very conservative people and don't want to offend
anyone by not warning them, but please don't ask me to send it to you
if you're *** :-) )  If you would like to read the story, e-mail
me and I will gladly send it to you.

Kelsy

Disclaimer: We don't own these characters except that Kelsy owns
the cat. We don't mean to hurt anyone's feeling or take candy out
of the mouths of babes. We love CC, DD, GA, and the Quantum Leap
crew.

Warning: This is NC-17 or very nearly so. At least we think so.
Maybe not. Someone with kids between 13 and 17 tell us if this is
NC-17 or not. Lots of really BAD jokes, some bathroom humor, lots
of lust of various kinds, no *** except for cats dropping on
your head and chewing your ankles and the sex is heavily implied
but not graphic.

     Kelsy's notes:  I came up with the idea for this story while
my cats and I were cooped up with no power during a winter
storm.  When I got my net access back, I whipped up the first
section and sent it out to Xangst Anonymous as a tag team story.
Windsinger and I began conversing about our cats through e-
mail and, well, we sorta talked about the story, too.  (A blatant
violation of official tag team rules!)  She had a fantastic plot
that would let us add all the little scenes and dialog that we both
wanted to do, so we decided to write the story together.  I hope
you have as much fun reading this as we did writing it!  Oh, and
I wanted to mention that the little black and white cat you're
about to meet is real.  I adopted him as a kitten and he's ruled
the house for a couple of years now.  He's getting a big head
from this little bit of notoriety and is demanding to have some
pictures taken so he can autograph them for his fans.  I don't
have the heart to tell him that right now he doesn't have any...:-)

     Windsinger's notes: This is a real diversion for me. A story
completely for fun!!!! and for outrageous plotting!!!! and for
animal lust!!!! and because I love QL and XF!!!! Kelsy thanks
for starting this craziness. I needed a little bit a craziness in
my life, and thanks for putting up with my unbridled imagination.
And thanks to Micro, my husband's 18 year old cat, 7 pounds of
skinny inspiration who sits on top on my computer monitor when I
type and wants to know why writing stories is more important than
feeding her!

Mulder's Leap 1/9

2/23/96

*****************************************************

     The way the surroundings fizzled into view reminded Sam
of the old, plain Aka Seltzers that his Dad used to drink after
one of his Mom's huge home cooked meals.  Not the stomach-
turning lemon flavored tablets that replaced them, but the
original ones that didn't taste half bad.  He mulled over this
until a bone-numbing chill shocked him out of his reverie and he
realized that it was snowing heavily.  Shaking from the chill, he
looked down at himself to see who he had leaped into this time
and gasped in shock.

     "Oh, boy!"

     It came out as "Meoooooow."

*****************************************************

Just an introductory sample. :-)