Dis iz Scampers. My bruvver Barney had to have sergery yeserday.
Sumfing bit him an it gotz infected. Mummy sayz it looked like a snake
bite. Mummy picked him up at da Tedz diz mornin. He haz a dwain tube
comin out of him. It haz to stayz dere til Fwiday. Cud all yu weal nice
kitties pwease purrs fur him.
Tanx in advance
The house where cats rule and humans drool
If dis is torture, chain me to the wall