Dog's diary vs. cat's diary

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Dog's diary vs. cat's diary

Post by badwilso » Tue, 23 Apr 2002 12:58:09



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>EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

>Day number 180

>8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

>9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

>10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

>11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

>1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

>4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

>5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

>Day number 181

>8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

>9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

>10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

>11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

>1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

>4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

>5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

>Day number 182

>8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

>9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

>10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

>11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

>1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

>1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

>4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

>5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

>5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

>EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

>DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling

objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
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>DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their

feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top
of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair...must try this on their bed.
Quote:

>DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the head to show them

what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They
only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm.
Not working according to plan.
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>DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how ***ic they are. For no good

reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included
a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent
such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
between my teeth.
Quote:

>DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was

placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
Quote:

>DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe

snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room
his safety is assured.

Quote:

>But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

--
Britta
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Dog's diary vs. cat's diary

Post by Divamanq » Wed, 24 Apr 2002 03:23:59


Quote:

> >EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

LOL!  (And very "doggy".)

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> >EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

Does anyone know where this originated?  I've seen different
bits and pieces of it from time to time, ever since I got on
the internet.  Since so often these were NOT repetitions of
those I'd previously seen, I get the impression there may be
a whole (science-fiction?) book or short-story out there,
somewhere.
 
 
 

Dog's diary vs. cat's diary

Post by Tekto » Fri, 03 May 2002 07:24:28


I believe these are from something called the cats diary.  I
used to subscribe and have the email, but I don't any more.  The
cat entries are from that if I remember correctly.  There are
bound to be several here who get the email subscription.

Bridget


Quote:

> > >EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

> LOL!  (And very "doggy".)

> > >EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

> Does anyone know where this originated?  I've seen different
> bits and pieces of it from time to time, ever since I got on
> the internet.  Since so often these were NOT repetitions of
> those I'd previously seen, I get the impression there may be
> a whole (science-fiction?) book or short-story out there,
> somewhere.

 
 
 

Dog's diary vs. cat's diary

Post by dav » Sun, 05 May 2002 09:29:49


Will send the Cat Diary address next time it comes through
dave
Quote:

> I believe these are from something called the cats diary.  I
> used to subscribe and have the email, but I don't any more.  The
> cat entries are from that if I remember correctly.  There are
> bound to be several here who get the email subscription.
> snip