by Ever have this happen?
Hubby went down the hall, past the catbox, to get something. As he was
coming back, I saw something that looked kinda suspicious on the floor,
but I coudn't quite see it clearly. Husband was just past whatever
it was...
"What is that?" I asked aloud immediately as I spotted it.
Husband stopped, asked what I saw, then as I started to answer, he
turned around to look where I was pointing...
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00.00 seconds SQUOOOIIISH!
00.05 seconds hubby still clueless, still pivoting around to look
01.00 seconds poop-smeared shoe lands in second spot on carpet
04.00 seconds I run down the hall to confirm my suspicions
and stop hubby from doing more damage.
ARRRRGH! If I hadn't said anything, he wouldn't have stepped in it!
Maybe I should cross-post this to alt.whine? Sigh.
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