I am worried about Meowmy--BW

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I am worried about Meowmy--BW

Post by CATherin » Fri, 23 Nov 2001 23:13:32



Lately. Meowmy has been going to work early and getting home late. She
has done that before. But this time, instead of petting me with her
free hand when she walks in the door, her free hand always has a small
bag in it and she goes right past me and disappears into the bedroom
with it. When she comes out the bag is gone.

I don't like Meowmy ignoring me and being late with my supper. And of
course all cats have a huge bump of curiosity. I have just *got* to
find out what is in those mysterious little bags!

Finally Meowmy has a day off to stay home and play with me. But no,
she suddenly appears with her little bags and sets them on the end of
the bed! At last! Maybe now I can see what is in them! Suddenly the
phone rings and Meowmy rushes off to answer it, leaving the bags on
the bed.

I hear her talking about "Kmarts 70% off fine gold sale". !!?? What
does this mean? Who or what is a Kmart? What does 70%off mean? A sale
is when she buys something like my cat food at a low price. But gold?
Although I have seen golden birds and yellow-colored mice.  Has Meowmy
bought me some golden mice or birds?

OOOhh! I can't stand it any longer! I jump on the bed and paw at a
bag. It falls over and spills out some little white boxes. I bat at
them. I can hear rustling inside. I knock one to the floor; but it
doesn't break open. I try another bag and find blue *** boxes. They
rustle, too. I knock them to the floor and they don't break open.

I go kind of mad with curiousity and bat the boxes all over the floor;
but it doesn't help. Then I investigate the last bag. Ooohh!! It has
little soft, fuzzy blue bags with tails.  They remind me so much of
mice. I claw out a mouse-bag and grab the tail in my teeth.

Then I hear the most awful screeching. No, it's not the mouse-bag; it
is behind me. I look and there is Meowmy and now she is yelling words
I have only heard Jeff yell when he is mad! This scares me and I run
under the perch next to the bed and drop the mouse-bag underneath it.

Then I quickly sprint past Meowmy for my hidey-hole. Up on the washer,
up onto the shelf and into the basket of her laundry. I see she is
picking up all the little boxes but she is still yelling *** words.
So I burrow down into Meowmy's underthings ripe with her beloved
smell. Did she see me? I pop my head up and see her looking at me.

She stops yelling and starts laughing. Has she gone mad? No, she is
laughing at me. Then I realize I have one of her lacy underthings on
my head with the strap around my neck! <blush> I hunker down and worm
my way out of the strap. I decide to lay low for awhile.

I come down for supper and Meowmy doesn't seem to be mad anymore. She
has one of the bags on her desk and tells Jeff to come look. I sneak
up close, too; but she sees me and says"Don't you dare!" But I still
have a good view as she opens a little box like a head opening its
mouth wide. She pulls out a golden mouse tail! The next box has a
golden mouse skull with glittering eyes!

I go into a daze dreaming of finding this Kmart place of golden mouse
parts. Maybe I can find the golden mouse bodies Meowmy left behind!

Lord Amber

 
 
 

I am worried about Meowmy--BW

Post by Byron & Christine Bure » Fri, 23 Nov 2001 23:47:35


ROFL!  Lord Amber, you sound like a fine upstanding member of the household,
maybe if you meow really sweetly, Meowmy will bring you a golden mousie.

Best cat food wishes,
Omar, Midnight, Shetra & Oreo (masters of Christine)

Quote:
> Lately. Meowmy has been going to work early and getting home late. She
> has done that before. But this time, instead of petting me with her
> free hand when she walks in the door, her free hand always has a small
> bag in it and she goes right past me and disappears into the bedroom
> with it. When she comes out the bag is gone.

> I don't like Meowmy ignoring me and being late with my supper. And of
> course all cats have a huge bump of curiosity. I have just *got* to
> find out what is in those mysterious little bags!

> Finally Meowmy has a day off to stay home and play with me. But no,
> she suddenly appears with her little bags and sets them on the end of
> the bed! At last! Maybe now I can see what is in them! Suddenly the
> phone rings and Meowmy rushes off to answer it, leaving the bags on
> the bed.

> I hear her talking about "Kmarts 70% off fine gold sale". !!?? What
> does this mean? Who or what is a Kmart? What does 70%off mean? A sale
> is when she buys something like my cat food at a low price. But gold?
> Although I have seen golden birds and yellow-colored mice.  Has Meowmy
> bought me some golden mice or birds?

> OOOhh! I can't stand it any longer! I jump on the bed and paw at a
> bag. It falls over and spills out some little white boxes. I bat at
> them. I can hear rustling inside. I knock one to the floor; but it
> doesn't break open. I try another bag and find blue *** boxes. They
> rustle, too. I knock them to the floor and they don't break open.

> I go kind of mad with curiousity and bat the boxes all over the floor;
> but it doesn't help. Then I investigate the last bag. Ooohh!! It has
> little soft, fuzzy blue bags with tails.  They remind me so much of
> mice. I claw out a mouse-bag and grab the tail in my teeth.

> Then I hear the most awful screeching. No, it's not the mouse-bag; it
> is behind me. I look and there is Meowmy and now she is yelling words
> I have only heard Jeff yell when he is mad! This scares me and I run
> under the perch next to the bed and drop the mouse-bag underneath it.

> Then I quickly sprint past Meowmy for my hidey-hole. Up on the washer,
> up onto the shelf and into the basket of her laundry. I see she is
> picking up all the little boxes but she is still yelling *** words.
> So I burrow down into Meowmy's underthings ripe with her beloved
> smell. Did she see me? I pop my head up and see her looking at me.

> She stops yelling and starts laughing. Has she gone mad? No, she is
> laughing at me. Then I realize I have one of her lacy underthings on
> my head with the strap around my neck! <blush> I hunker down and worm
> my way out of the strap. I decide to lay low for awhile.

> I come down for supper and Meowmy doesn't seem to be mad anymore. She
> has one of the bags on her desk and tells Jeff to come look. I sneak
> up close, too; but she sees me and says"Don't you dare!" But I still
> have a good view as she opens a little box like a head opening its
> mouth wide. She pulls out a golden mouse tail! The next box has a
> golden mouse skull with glittering eyes!

> I go into a daze dreaming of finding this Kmart place of golden mouse
> parts. Maybe I can find the golden mouse bodies Meowmy left behind!

> Lord Amber

 
 
 

I am worried about Meowmy--BW

Post by Cait OConno » Sat, 24 Nov 2001 02:39:04


I love it...perfect cats-eye view representation! I can just picture a kitty
getting into all the bags!
One thing I don't quite understand, did you really buy a golden mouse skull
or was it something else?
Regards,
Cait


Quote:
> Lately. Meowmy has been going to work early and getting home late. She
> has done that before. But this time, instead of petting me with her
> free hand when she walks in the door, her free hand always has a small
> bag in it and she goes right past me and disappears into the bedroom
> with it. When she comes out the bag is gone.

> I don't like Meowmy ignoring me and being late with my supper. And of
> course all cats have a huge bump of curiosity. I have just *got* to
> find out what is in those mysterious little bags!

> Finally Meowmy has a day off to stay home and play with me. But no,
> she suddenly appears with her little bags and sets them on the end of
> the bed! At last! Maybe now I can see what is in them! Suddenly the
> phone rings and Meowmy rushes off to answer it, leaving the bags on
> the bed.

> I hear her talking about "Kmarts 70% off fine gold sale". !!?? What
> does this mean? Who or what is a Kmart? What does 70%off mean? A sale
> is when she buys something like my cat food at a low price. But gold?
> Although I have seen golden birds and yellow-colored mice.  Has Meowmy
> bought me some golden mice or birds?

> OOOhh! I can't stand it any longer! I jump on the bed and paw at a
> bag. It falls over and spills out some little white boxes. I bat at
> them. I can hear rustling inside. I knock one to the floor; but it
> doesn't break open. I try another bag and find blue *** boxes. They
> rustle, too. I knock them to the floor and they don't break open.

> I go kind of mad with curiousity and bat the boxes all over the floor;
> but it doesn't help. Then I investigate the last bag. Ooohh!! It has
> little soft, fuzzy blue bags with tails.  They remind me so much of
> mice. I claw out a mouse-bag and grab the tail in my teeth.

> Then I hear the most awful screeching. No, it's not the mouse-bag; it
> is behind me. I look and there is Meowmy and now she is yelling words
> I have only heard Jeff yell when he is mad! This scares me and I run
> under the perch next to the bed and drop the mouse-bag underneath it.

> Then I quickly sprint past Meowmy for my hidey-hole. Up on the washer,
> up onto the shelf and into the basket of her laundry. I see she is
> picking up all the little boxes but she is still yelling *** words.
> So I burrow down into Meowmy's underthings ripe with her beloved
> smell. Did she see me? I pop my head up and see her looking at me.

> She stops yelling and starts laughing. Has she gone mad? No, she is
> laughing at me. Then I realize I have one of her lacy underthings on
> my head with the strap around my neck! <blush> I hunker down and worm
> my way out of the strap. I decide to lay low for awhile.

> I come down for supper and Meowmy doesn't seem to be mad anymore. She
> has one of the bags on her desk and tells Jeff to come look. I sneak
> up close, too; but she sees me and says"Don't you dare!" But I still
> have a good view as she opens a little box like a head opening its
> mouth wide. She pulls out a golden mouse tail! The next box has a
> golden mouse skull with glittering eyes!

> I go into a daze dreaming of finding this Kmart place of golden mouse
> parts. Maybe I can find the golden mouse bodies Meowmy left behind!

> Lord Amber

 
 
 

I am worried about Meowmy--BW

Post by CATherin » Sat, 24 Nov 2001 03:17:57


On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 17:39:04 -0000, "Cait  OConnor"

Quote:

>I love it...perfect cats-eye view representation! I can just picture a kitty
>getting into all the bags!
>One thing I don't quite understand, did you really buy a golden mouse skull
>or was it something else?
>Regards,
>Cait

Think how a cat might describe a ring with stones. Or a plastic packet
with earings attached and an attached pendant*** just below the
earrings....2 eyes and a nose with a golden outline from the chain.

Glad you liked the story. Amber is a rascal.
CATherine

 
 
 

I am worried about Meowmy--BW

Post by CATherin » Sat, 24 Nov 2001 12:28:25


On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 14:47:35 GMT, "Byron & Christine Burel"

Quote:

>ROFL!  Lord Amber, you sound like a fine upstanding member of the household,
>maybe if you meow really sweetly, Meowmy will bring you a golden mousie.

I was just trying to find out why Meowmy wasn't paying proper
attention to me. But I must admit some of Meowmy's new golden
mousetails would look better around my neck than on her wrist since my
fur is golden colored. And what I called skulls are really rings and
head decorations. Meowmy is so sparkly now. But she ought to share
with me. But she did give me a lot of turkey off her own plate so I am
happy now.

Headbonks
Lord Amber

 
 
 

I am worried about Meowmy--BW

Post by CATherin » Sat, 24 Nov 2001 12:35:47


On Fri, 23 Nov 2001 08:13:19 +1100, "Shmoggleberry"

Quote:

>Lord Amber I will purr for your Meowmie - but would you purr for mine as
>well? When she read  your story about catching the golden mousies she made
>very strange sounds and then the dreaded waddermonsters came out of her
>eyes. I thought she was sad, but she says she was "lar-fing".

>Humans are very very strange.

>Headbutts,
>Shmoggleberry

Certainly I will purr for your Meowmy. She mustn't get ill when she
has her important duties taking care of you. I hope "lar-fing" isn't a
terrible disease. Maybe she needs some golden mouse tails. It
certainly made my Meowmy feel good.

Headbutts and Purrs
Lord Amber