<this is an old story, but I never got around to posting it before>
The star of the story is Piglet, a cat of little brain, NeutM DSH grey,
former feral, now snuggle monster who still doesn't like to be held but
loves being petted....
My computer sits on a desk under a window. This desk often is used by my
cats to get to the window. I have a big thick (I mean 6' thick)
dictionary on the desk that they will sometimes sit on to look out the
window, or just walk over to get to the window sill.
Well, on doctor's orders, because of medicine I was taking, I was eating
a banana a day. I sat at my computer and put my yellow with brown spots
banana on the dictionary to eat while online. Piglet jumped on my knee,
then on the desk and was just about to jump onto the dictionary when he
saw the Banana Monster. In sudden fear, he immediately slammed into
reverse and hit the gas, scrambling backwards so fast that, like Wile E.
Coyote, he was suspended in mid air with his feet going full speed when
he ran out of desk. He then fell to the floor and flopped on his side
before getting up and running away so fast that he banged into the door
Once I stopped laughing I went to make sure he was okay.
Mark Denman ~W.W.J.J.D.?~ <"what would judge judy do?">
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