MEOW: The Mousie Hunt

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MEOW: The Mousie Hunt

Post by John & Melinda Sherida » Tue, 20 Aug 1996 04:00:00



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> To all the burdies, gerbilz, hamstaz, an pet mousies an *rats* in our groop:

> Please allow us to esplain de Mousie Hunt to yu an all de rest uv de kitties.

> We lif in a *** rural area.. Dat means dat der R lotsa fields aroun de area.
> Der R lotsa horsies, cows, sheeps, an uver farm-type animals who lifs in des
> fields. De mousies dat we haf identified onna home paij R mousies an *rats*
> dat eat de fud uv all des uver animals, des mousies poop inna fud, an leave
> behind germs (hoomin greeblings dat make yu sick!). We R luking fur des bad
> mousies, not fur enny pet mousies or burds or small animal-types dat peoples
> mite haf lost frum der howses.

> De mousies dat de yung kitties will be hunting were supplied by Vlad (I hope
> it was Vlad.. meybe it waz JonTom..?) an des mousies were raized fur snakes to eat,
> so dey R NOT pets, but dey will be eazier fur de yung kitties to catch.

> Also, iffn de kitties feel dat dey cannot join in de hunt part, dey R still welcum
> to come an haf a partee while de rest uv us hunt. Dat way, der will be catz aroun
> to watch de yung kitties an make shure dat no one gets hurt or in enny fights.

> We wude nefer hunt enny uv owr hoomins pets, an we wude nefer expect enny
> kittie to do dat efer..

> Fangu (stepping offa soap box)
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> Patches, Britches, an Trouble

Anti-Rhonda patrol on duty. Just MEOWED! -Melinda